Voo Doo a Booming Industry in Central Africa
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#1 Mar 14, 2013
In Africa today, scholars who study penis snatching understand it mainly as an urban phenomenon—an extreme expression of the anxieties that pervade a city when villagers become urbanites en masse, living among throngs of unfamiliar people. That’s because most cases have been reported in crowded spots like Lagos, in Nigeria, and Douala, in Cameroon. But here I was in Tiringoulou—a dusty, peanut-growing hamlet so small and poor it barely has a market. If penis snatching had previously been a city dweller’s fear, now it seemed that not even the remotest places would be spared.
Cameroonians and Nigerians—people from places “where they have multistory buildings”—were seen as particularly well versed in the business.“You see how advanced Cameroon is?” someone said.“It’s because they are so strong in commerce of all kinds, including in genitals and scalps.” The stolen organs, my companions said, are sold to occult healers for use in ceremonies, or else they are quickly fenced back to victims of penis snatching for a price. But the real money was to be made in Europe. One man who had spent some time living in Cameroon said he had heard of a woman there who was nabbed by airport security while trying to smuggle several penises to the Continent inside a baguette.
#2 Mar 15, 2013
gee... I wonder why the south thought it was a good idea for us to stay segregated...
It's like we collectively told the dog whisperer, "take off, dude. we know how to handle dogs better than you," and now we have a house full of dogs, getting in fights, crapping on the rug, biting us, and getting into the dip.
#3 Mar 16, 2013
Customs Agent: Pardon moi, mam'selle why are you carrying un baguette through customs?
Voo Dou Lady: I love hot dogs, just bringing some hot dogs with me from the home country. Bon appetite!
#4 Mar 17, 2013
Tomorrow the city council is going to again try to legalize "home farming," and the prime elements of this measure are... chickens and goats, which are the prime fodder for foo duo sacrifices, from Africans, to Haitians, to... Mexican indians.
Long Beach is home to an overabundance of unassimilated Mexican Indians.
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