One look at Mr. Roberts's photo is enough to fill anyone's uncomfortable quotient for the year. He looks like he has to pee so badly that he wished he were wearing a whole lower-torso condom. He also looks like a mental patient. Or a human vessel that has become demonically possessed. Which is okay, really, because if his eyes are red he wouldn't need a laser pointer, and safety and economy are really what it's all about around here. I wouldn't miss this lecture for 100 Vinz Clorthos.