Join the Village Militia
Marvin

Shirley, NY

#1 Jul 22, 2013
First I deputized armed code enforcement officers that didn't work "It was illegal". So then I tried to arm the fire marshals that was illegal too! Now I got them they can't stop me. I am now forming my own millitia to be called "Gary's Invincibles". Join now don't be a coward.We already have a canon and realy pretty uniforms.All able bodied men report to Grand Dragon Generalissimo Gary "Blood & Guts" Stiriz for duty.
Not Jane

Stamford, CT

#2 Jul 22, 2013
Marvin wrote:
First I deputized armed code enforcement officers that didn't work "It was illegal". So then I tried to arm the fire marshals that was illegal too! Now I got them they can't stop me. I am now forming my own millitia to be called "Gary's Invincibles". Join now don't be a coward.We already have a canon and realy pretty uniforms.All able bodied men report to Grand Dragon Generalissimo Gary "Blood & Guts" Stiriz for duty.
I hope the first meeting will be at that nice building down by Orchid Dr, you know...the one with the big red ball.
Huh

Stamford, CT

#3 Jul 22, 2013
Not Jane wrote:
<quoted text>I hope the first meeting will be at that nice building down by Orchid Dr, you know...the one with the big red ball.
What building with a "big red ball" on Orchard?
Marvin

Mastic, NY

#4 Jul 23, 2013
The building that used to belong to that Civic group, you know the one the village sold after they took it over. With the new village hall they no longer wanted a building in "that part of town"
huh

Stamford, CT

#5 Jul 23, 2013
Marvin wrote:
The building that used to belong to that Civic group, you know the one the village sold after they took it over. With the new village hall they no longer wanted a building in "that part of town"
What? First off. There is no building with a big red ball. A few Big redneck drunks tried to take it. The police followed the gouge in the road to their home and arrested them. Second, The village owns it? Are you drunk also?
Jaboka

Springfield, NJ

#6 Jul 24, 2013
Someone drunk in Mastic Beach??

My stars....imagine that.
Lying Liar

Stamford, CT

#7 Jul 24, 2013
Jaboka wrote:
Someone drunk in Mastic Beach??
My stars....imagine that.
It sounds like you never miss a happy hour too!
Evan Politico

Shoreham, NY

#8 Jul 24, 2013
The new Militia can use my stained shortz as a flag Yo!
Turnip

Springfield, NJ

#9 Jul 25, 2013
You stink.
Mickey Mouse I vote

Mastic Beach, NY

#10 Jul 25, 2013
The Flag is a Sinking Ship. The dumb ass one on the Village letter head.

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