The late, lamented columnist Molly Ivins always referred to Perry as "Governor Goodhair" to tease him about his homosexual affairs, which were (and are) the stuff of legend in Austin political circles, as well as fodder for gossip among Mrs. Perry's hairstylists.<quoted text>
You call polystyrene 'good hair"?
Hand in your gay card at once.
I was simply paying homage to Ms. Ivins, who would be having a field day with Perry's presidential ambitions and personal foibles.
There's a good reason why "Perry gay" was a hidden key phrase in Senator Kay Bailey Hutchinson's online campaign ads during her bid to unseat the Coiffed One ...