Obama wants to Ban Pressure Cookers in the United States!

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regtech

Tulsa, OK

#2 Apr 16, 2013
Along with pressure cookers Obama will ban knives or anything with a sharp point and a shape edge. Soon we will all be eating with spoons, forced to use safty scissors, rubbber plates so we can't break them and make spears, and only allowed to use plastic knives. Houses will be glued together because nails will be banned. Back ground checks will be required to have ball bearing as part of your car, truck, bicycle, or any motor. Back ground checks will also be required for each purchase of gasoline, flour, hair spray or any protentially explosive or flamable substance.

Gay, pet, first cousin, brother and sister, Mother/son, Father/daughter, blowup doll/man/woman marriages will be legalized. Morals will be banned.

We will be a morally corrupt society but we will be safe from pressure cookers, sharp objects, ball bearings, gasoline, and hair spray.
Glock

Austin, TX

#4 Apr 17, 2013
Obama is a scumbag. He is a liar, a fraud, a socialist/Marxist, inept and HATES America. He wants to destroy our freedoms, rights and control every aspect of our lives. HE IS A POS....
-The Artist-

Oklahoma City, OK

#5 Apr 17, 2013
Glock isn't from Oklahoma and has no life. He's just itching to assault someone else. It's what he/she ? brags about.

As hysterical as it gets, I truly picture it as a fading drag queen. Delusional for sure.
Glock

Austin, TX

#7 Apr 18, 2013
The Artist knows all about assault because it was routinely abused as a child by family, teachers, clergy, classmates or anyone else it encountered. Its feelings became so damaged that it married its brother and then became a pedophile.

I truly picture The Artist as an overweight, toothless person that lives in a singlewide trailer, on welfare and has open sores due to AIDS and Hepatitis A-Z and a bloody, worn out rectum and stretched out mouth. A Dreg of life for sure...
-The Artist-

Oklahoma City, OK

#8 Apr 18, 2013
Glock is out of the looney bin!

Government cutbacks...
-The Artist-

Oklahoma City, OK

#9 Apr 18, 2013
Mama Mia wrote:
The Artist got his ass painted on gun legislation. Now he is standng in line at he local Wal-Mart wrting down the names of people buying pressure cookers before the Democratstry to outaw them too. That sorry guy couldn't paint a nude if his life dded on ite was a she before he got his Weiner job.
You must have confused me with someone else, I have never posted on gun legislation.
-The Artist-

Oklahoma City, OK

#10 Apr 18, 2013
The NRA has released a report recommending that all future marathon runners will be required to carry pressure cookers with bombs in them. That way, if a bomb is in the crowd, the runners can throw their pressure cookers and kill him.
Glock

Austin, TX

#11 Apr 19, 2013
The Artist is wanted by the FBI and is considered mentally deranged, unstable and useless to society.

Since: Sep 08

Neon City Oh.

#12 Apr 19, 2013
Right wing idiots showing they have no class or intelligent thought.

NEVER vote for another republican.

Since: Sep 08

Neon City Oh.

#13 Apr 19, 2013
Glock wrote:
Obama is a scumbag. He is a liar, a fraud, a socialist/Marxist, inept and HATES America. He wants to destroy our freedoms, rights and control every aspect of our lives. HE IS A POS....
Well Mr Obama is the elected president and you are a worthless troll who doesn't even have the balls to register.
Glock

Austin, TX

#14 Apr 19, 2013
WDRussell wrote:
<quoted text>
Well Mr Obama is the elected president and you are a worthless troll who doesn't even have the balls to register.
You and OBAMA are both POS.....Wouldn't piss on either one of you if you were on fire. The balls to register? For what? You can ask your wife, daughter, sister and mommy about my balls....they love them sitting on their chin and slapping their butt cheeks...
-The Artist-

Edmond, OK

#15 Apr 19, 2013
Obama on deck to make a statement. Remember, take a drink every time he says "I" or "me." A double if he says, "Michelle and I." Bonus round if he says, "Don't jump to conclusions" or refers to the marathon casualties as "sports injuries." Smelling salts if he says, "Muslim" or "Islamic" terrorism.
-The Artist-

Edmond, OK

#16 Apr 19, 2013
Glock wrote:
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You and OBAMA are both POS.....Wouldn't piss on either one of you if you were on fire. The balls to register? For what? You can ask your wife, daughter, sister and mommy about my balls....they love them sitting on their chin and slapping their butt cheeks...
For an alleged former police officer, you're an unstable, unethical disgrace.
Guy Wiliford

Vinita, OK

#17 Apr 20, 2013
Glock wrote:
Obama is a scumbag. He is a liar, a fraud, a socialist/Marxist, inept and HATES America. He wants to destroy our freedoms, rights and control every aspect of our lives. HE IS A POS....
I think you are the POS.
Glock

Austin, TX

#18 Apr 20, 2013
Guy Wiliford wrote:
<quoted text>
I think you are the POS.
Eff you see kay yourself.....
Guy Wiliford

Vinita, OK

#19 Apr 20, 2013
Glock wrote:
<quoted text>
Eff you see kay yourself.....
I think you are the POS. And your momma and daddy and all your family.
Glock

Austin, TX

#20 Apr 21, 2013
Guy Wiliford wrote:
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I think you are the POS. And your momma and daddy and all your family.
I don't care what you think, you inbred hillbilly. Get back to raping your daughter and making meth at your trailer in the woods.
You are insignificant to this world.
Guy Wiliford

Vinita, OK

#21 Apr 21, 2013
Glock wrote:
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I don't care what you think, you inbred hillbilly. Get back to raping your daughter and making meth at your trailer in the woods.
You are insignificant to this world.
And you are a POS. And your wife.

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