Her name's not "whatever", it's toots! She's twice the gal you are. And we got chemistry.<quoted text>
And thanks for the advice. Given you'll be alone or with whatever I don't think I'll feel too cheated when I'm spooning the wife nor jealous of your rockstar lifestyle but thanks again anyway. Have a good New Year little chief!
She only goes with rock stars and you ain't one. So butt out Dopey!
Yeah, yeah. Happy New Year Jackass. Hope you get a bad hangover from that cheap popskull Walgreen's Sacramento Gin.
P.S. Get a job!