Student arrested for 'passing gas' and turning off classmates' ...

According to a report released Friday by the Martin County Sheriff's Office, the 13-year-old boy "continually disrupted his classroom environment" by intentionally breaking wind. Full Story

Since: Dec 07

DuPage County

#5918 Nov 28, 2012
RACE wrote:
We dont discuss spits,dribbles of chunks. Its all about the gas.
<quoted text>
Hey, I fart, but I never spit! That'd be uncivilized.
Da Man

Silver Spring, MD

#5919 Nov 28, 2012
Over 10 seconds had to have produced a few little chunks or at least a long skid mark...
Laura Beth wrote:
SR wrote :
Thanksgiving night I topped myself. After showing the company to the door, I embracd SalukiWife and unleashed the longest fart of the year. It was at least 10 seconds long, and loud as a cannon. The wife was thoroughly disgusted and SalukiSon now looks at me with a new degree of esteem.
Beth writes :
Damn dude that's too funny ! Did it spit coming out ?

Since: Nov 12

Location hidden

#5920 Nov 28, 2012
news flash wrote:
Can you imagine this kid in Crook County jail letting one go in the cell with this big 350 lb. monster for an inmate, I guess he would learn the cure for this real fast.
I had to comment on your posting. I agree completely with you, and thank you for the laugh this morning.:)

Since: Aug 09

Location hidden

#5921 Nov 28, 2012
It's kinda like a period, don't wear white If ya have gas that bad.

Lol

Since: Nov 12

Location hidden

#5922 Nov 28, 2012
Da Man wrote:
Over 10 seconds had to have produced a few little chunks or at least a long skid mark...
<quoted text>
What you have said here has me laughing and smiling from ear to ear. I needed that this morning. I agree with you 100%:)
Mr Taggert

Branford, CT

#5923 Nov 28, 2012
LookAroundYou wrote:
<quoted text>
What you have said here has me laughing and smiling from ear to ear. I needed that this morning. I agree with you 100%:)
We've been having fun here for 4 years.
Mr Taggert's Boston baked beans were a hit at Thanksgiving dinner. Made it an aromatic football watching afternoon!

Since: Dec 07

DuPage County

#5924 Nov 28, 2012
Da Man wrote:
Over 10 seconds had to have produced a few little chunks or at least a long skid mark...
<quoted text>
Not this time! I've got skills! I've got game!

“A Programmer is not in IT!”

Since: Feb 09

Neda, stay with me!

#5925 Nov 28, 2012
So, your saying it's all in pressure control?
Saluki Rod wrote:
<quoted text>
Not this time! I've got skills! I've got game!

Since: Dec 07

DuPage County

#5926 Nov 28, 2012
RACE wrote:
So, your saying it's all in pressure control?
<quoted text>
More like, be educated about your warning signs. Excessive pressure or major meat intake means you sholdn't try to set any records, rather, caution is called for.

Face it, as we age, friendly fire becomes a distinct possibility.
dognes

Pittsburgh, PA

#5927 Nov 28, 2012
youtube.com/watch...
Really what a Fart will do?
Mommy and Dave

Marlborough, CT

#5928 Dec 1, 2012
RACE wrote:
Thats a terrible product!
<quoted text>
I agree.....spolis the whole sharing thing....
Mommy and Dave

Marlborough, CT

#5929 Dec 1, 2012
Mr Taggert wrote:
<quoted text>We've been having fun here for 4 years.
Mr Taggert's Boston baked beans were a hit at Thanksgiving dinner. Made it an aromatic football watching afternoon!
4 years! Wow! Talk about lingering.....you gotta put up your chilli recipe again....that was good!
Mommy and Dave

Marlborough, CT

#5930 Dec 1, 2012
Saluki Rod wrote:
<quoted text>
More like, be educated about your warning signs. Excessive pressure or major meat intake means you sholdn't try to set any records, rather, caution is called for.
Face it, as we age, friendly fire becomes a distinct possibility.
I think it's more like....if one practices enough, they master the art. Take credit for your skill....You're an inspriation to us all!
ffffffaaaaarrrrr tttttt

Wilmington, DE

#5931 Dec 1, 2012
In some countries a fart is a sign of thanks and respect. Most southern states take as an insult if you don't fart after a meal.

Since: Dec 07

DuPage County

#5932 Dec 2, 2012
ffffffaaaaarrrrrtttttt wrote:
In some countries a fart is a sign of thanks and respect. Most southern states take as an insult if you don't fart after a meal.
I keep telling this to SalukiWife, but she isn't buying it.
Da Man

Silver Spring, MD

#5933 Dec 17, 2012
Give her time to inhale the essence of your colon... Maybe over a glass of wine... after toxic chili...
Saluki Rod wrote:
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I keep telling this to SalukiWife, but she isn't buying it.
Da Man

Silver Spring, MD

#5934 Dec 17, 2012
Whoa... Lunch was chili and it expanded on the elevator. It was an SBD but took some tactics to escape undetected. Close call but another guy took the fall.

Bond. James Bond, of the SBDs...

“I enjoy safe sex”

Since: Dec 12

Cuba MO

#5935 Dec 17, 2012
I bet it made him feel beter
No name QB

Purchase, NY

#5936 Dec 17, 2012
A certain NFL team in Chicago stinks it up pretty bad when they're on the field. Hahaha!
oops

Tampa, FL

#5937 Dec 17, 2012
I think that was a wet one.

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