Student arrested for 'passing gas' an...

Student arrested for 'passing gas' and turning off classmates' ...

There are 5662 comments on the The Morning Call story from Nov 25, 2008, titled Student arrested for 'passing gas' and turning off classmates' .... In it, The Morning Call reports that:

According to a report released Friday by the Martin County Sheriff's Office, the 13-year-old boy "continually disrupted his classroom environment" by intentionally breaking wind.

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Since: Dec 07

DuPage County

#5900 Nov 14, 2012
Mr Taggert wrote:
Oh boy!! Mrs Taggert is soaking a pot of Navy Beans. You know what that means.......
Yessir! Christmas done come early!
The Incredibile Flounder

Altamonte Springs, FL

#5901 Nov 14, 2012
Mr Taggert wrote:
Oh boy!! Mrs Taggert is soaking a pot of Navy Beans. You know what that means.......
The gift that keeps on giving?

Since: Dec 07

DuPage County

#5902 Nov 14, 2012
SalukiWife has banned several foods from our house. The funny thing is she farts almost as often as me now.

“Where is Tonka?”

Since: Feb 09

Neda, stay with me! Charlie

#5903 Nov 14, 2012
Well, yanno how after a couple has been married for a long time they start to look similar....
Saluki Rod wrote:
SalukiWife has banned several foods from our house. The funny thing is she farts almost as often as me now.
Mommy and Dave

United States

#5904 Nov 15, 2012
Saluki Rod wrote:
<quoted text>
Whoever beefed in my car yesterday gave me a gift that is still lingering.....
blame it on the dog.....he won't care

It's been how long that this thread's been going?
Mr Taggert

Ivoryton, CT

#5905 Nov 16, 2012
Mommy and Dave wrote:
<quoted text>
blame it on the dog.....he won't care
It's been how long that this thread's been going?
Thanksgiving 2008. Mrs. T promised to make another pot of beans for T-day Dinner! WOOHOO! Happy Thanksgiving everyone! May the holiday winds blow strong!
Da Man

Silver Spring, MD

#5906 Nov 16, 2012
I love crop dusting the commuter train as I walk off my car to my stop... Can't be fingered since so many folks are getting off but the scent lingers... so I have been told...

Since: Dec 07

DuPage County

#5907 Nov 19, 2012
I had to declare 'no more farting in a non-moving car' this weekend. Of course 10 minutes after I imposed the rule, I forgot and cut a paint peeler.......
George W

Colonial Heights, VA

#5908 Nov 20, 2012
There's your WMD's.
Yeah Right

Altamonte Springs, FL

#5909 Nov 21, 2012
Who ordered the Thunder From Down Under?

Definitely came from outback.

“Where is Tonka?”

Since: Feb 09

Neda, stay with me! Charlie

#5910 Nov 21, 2012
Hope everyone has a wonderful bird day! Deep fried turkey really gets the ole bowels a'blowin!
Phineas Phartwhiffer

Rochester, MI

#5911 Nov 22, 2012
As a representative of the International Association For The Prevention Of Uncontrolled Flatulence I feel it is incumbent upon me to promote a new product on the market. Now available at your local medical supply store are bloomers containing activated charcoal filters! This product will help you protect those around you when control of your bodily functions (as well as noxious gas) escapes you. They are packaged in plain brown wrappers for your privacy and convenience. Please impart this information to all of your flatulent friends for the safety and health of everyone.

“Where is Tonka?”

Since: Feb 09

Neda, stay with me! Charlie

#5913 Nov 23, 2012
Thats a terrible product!
Phineas Phartwhiffer wrote:
As a representative of the International Association For The Prevention Of Uncontrolled Flatulence I feel it is incumbent upon me to promote a new product on the market. Now available at your local medical supply store are bloomers containing activated charcoal filters! This product will help you protect those around you when control of your bodily functions (as well as noxious gas) escapes you. They are packaged in plain brown wrappers for your privacy and convenience. Please impart this information to all of your flatulent friends for the safety and health of everyone.

Since: Dec 07

DuPage County

#5914 Nov 26, 2012
Thanksgiving night I topped myself. After showing the company to the door, I embracd SalukiWife and unleashed the longest fart of the year. It was at least 10 seconds long, and loud as a cannon. The wife was thoroughly disgusted and SalukiSon now looks at me with a new degree of esteem.
Da Man

Silver Spring, MD

#5915 Nov 27, 2012
I salute you -- you are my Hero and an excellent example of a Father!
Saluki Rod wrote:
Thanksgiving night I topped myself. After showing the company to the door, I embracd SalukiWife and unleashed the longest fart of the year. It was at least 10 seconds long, and loud as a cannon. The wife was thoroughly disgusted and SalukiSon now looks at me with a new degree of esteem.

Laura Beth

Since: Aug 09

Location hidden

#5916 Nov 27, 2012
SR wrote :

Thanksgiving night I topped myself. After showing the company to the door, I embracd SalukiWife and unleashed the longest fart of the year. It was at least 10 seconds long, and loud as a cannon. The wife was thoroughly disgusted and SalukiSon now looks at me with a new degree of esteem.

Beth writes :

Damn dude that's too funny ! Did it spit coming out ?

“Where is Tonka?”

Since: Feb 09

Neda, stay with me! Charlie

#5917 Nov 28, 2012
We dont discuss spits,dribbles of chunks. Its all about the gas.
Laura Beth wrote:
SR wrote :
Thanksgiving night I topped myself. After showing the company to the door, I embracd SalukiWife and unleashed the longest fart of the year. It was at least 10 seconds long, and loud as a cannon. The wife was thoroughly disgusted and SalukiSon now looks at me with a new degree of esteem.
Beth writes :
Damn dude that's too funny ! Did it spit coming out ?

Since: Dec 07

DuPage County

#5918 Nov 28, 2012
RACE wrote:
We dont discuss spits,dribbles of chunks. Its all about the gas.
<quoted text>
Hey, I fart, but I never spit! That'd be uncivilized.
Da Man

Silver Spring, MD

#5919 Nov 28, 2012
Over 10 seconds had to have produced a few little chunks or at least a long skid mark...
Laura Beth wrote:
SR wrote :
Thanksgiving night I topped myself. After showing the company to the door, I embracd SalukiWife and unleashed the longest fart of the year. It was at least 10 seconds long, and loud as a cannon. The wife was thoroughly disgusted and SalukiSon now looks at me with a new degree of esteem.
Beth writes :
Damn dude that's too funny ! Did it spit coming out ?

Since: Nov 12

Location hidden

#5920 Nov 28, 2012
news flash wrote:
Can you imagine this kid in Crook County jail letting one go in the cell with this big 350 lb. monster for an inmate, I guess he would learn the cure for this real fast.
I had to comment on your posting. I agree completely with you, and thank you for the laugh this morning.:)

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