8-Year-Old Boy Says He Knows How to Talk to Girls

Learn to read, learn to write. That's the mandate from teachers throughout Colorado.

[Sweetness]

Is this an 8 yr old Hitch in the making? LOL Seriously, in the future, he'll be giving advice, but he will have his own personal therapist helping him keep his own life together.

[ClownMan]

Yep, he proved little girls are fickle.:)

I wonder what his theory is for good pick up lines in a bar?

[Hockey Girl]

Oh, I wish I could get a copy for my 8 year old boy. Not to mention, I bet it is quite a funny read. 8 year olds have the best views on life.

[BDeRoysux]

By the time he is 10, he will probably end up having sex with one of his teachers.

[Hockey Girl]

BDeRoysux wrote:

By the time he is 10, he will probably end up having sex with one of his teachers.

Aaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha ha
Sad, but most likely true. Teachers wear dresses and jewelry, but according to his logic, that means the teacher will ditch him.

[old salt dog]

i wonder if he realizes that being a chessey celebrity will atract bimbo's as well?

[Tom]

Did you notice, the kid wrote the book, the schools gets the money paid to buy the book. Go Figure!

[matt]

my name is matt im 23 years old im currently dating the real jessica alba
and shes getting a abortion very soon
bill belichick is a thug in a hoodie

[Puff]

matt wrote:

my name is matt im 23 years old im currently dating the real jessica alba
and shes getting a abortion very soon
bill belichick is a thug in a hoodie

I think you are beyond this little boy's professional help, but he may be able to address your issues in his sequel, "Talking to Idiots".

[ClownMan]

BDeRoysux wrote:

By the time he is 10, he will probably end up having sex with one of his teachers.

Lucky kid.:)

[Old Hippie]

Puff wrote:

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I think you are beyond this little boy's professional help, but he may be able to address your issues in his sequel, "Talking to Idiots".

ROTFLMAO. That was so GOOD! Thanks...I needed a good laugh.

[jess]

whats the boys name and the name of the book I want to read it

[puppy love]

man is he smart. wish i started that young.