Fortuna UMC welcomes new pastor

The Rev. Ted Pecot becomes the new pastor for Fortuna United Methodist Church on Wednesday.

[Nice]

Sweet beard dude.

[Frank Reynolds]

Allah Akbar!

[LOL]

Is his nickname Chester?

[Professor Pat]

The good pastor is in favor of gay marriage (was one of the first Methodist officiants at one in 1999), building ecumenical bridges between faiths (was an active participant in Emeth synagogue in Morgan Hill), and a brave crusader against hate crimes. Fortuna is lucky to have him. Hope the rednecks there will accept him.

[Toofless McBanjoid]

Professor Pat wrote:

The good pastor is in favor of gay marriage (was one of the first Methodist officiants at one in 1999), building ecumenical bridges between faiths (was an active participant in Emeth synagogue in Morgan Hill), and a brave crusader against hate crimes. Fortuna is lucky to have him. Hope the rednecks there will accept him.

Is Emeth something I can download?

[Frank Reynolds]

Toofless McBanjoid wrote:

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Is Emeth something I can download?

I believe it needs to be loaded via torking.

[Toofless McBanjoid]

Frank Reynolds wrote:

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I believe it needs to be loaded via torking.

I park my boat at Ebay, buy insurance at Esurance.
I think it's a splendid idea.
And what better place to start than a church/synagogue?

[Professor Pat]

Toofless McBanjoid wrote:

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Is Emeth something I can download?

Yes, go to www.tweakerville.com

[wendy sells]

Hi paster pecot how is everyone at the chuch been doing I got the word search game to were you have to find out were the words are at but the people do not know how to spell the words from the bible really good and as for me(wendy sells) I found about10 words so far but some of the words dont make sence at all paster pecot so I was wondering if you need somehelp to tell people on how to spell words right just let me know some time ok from wendy sells and my address is 1006 loni dr, apt A here in fortuna ok,

[Professor Pat]

wendy sells wrote:

Hi paster pecot how is everyone at the chuch been doing I got the word search game to were you have to find out were the words are at but the people do not know how to spell the words from the bible really good and as for me(wendy sells) I found about10 words so far but some of the words dont make sence at all paster pecot so I was wondering if you need somehelp to tell people on how to spell words right just let me know some time ok from wendy sells and my address is 1006 loni dr, apt A here in fortuna ok,

Is it just me, or do I hear a banjo playing in the background when I read Wendy's comments?