You Know Your A Teabagger When....
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“Radical Racist Radical Liar”
Since: Dec 13
#1 Feb 10, 2014
You know you are a teabagger when
Your dog rides in your truck, but your wife stays home and mixes ammonium nitrate.
You can remember the fertilizer, pellets and ammonium nitrate mixture ratios, but cannot recall your wife’s birthday.
You have stolen gravel from the county road to cover your AK -47 ground stash.
You shout down someone who is talking, because you believe they are trying to limit your freedom of speech.
You’ve used the same knife to whittle a shiv, and threaten your Congressman.
You have been asked to leave a yard sale.
You put the beatdown on your tattoo artist for spelling “MOM” backwards.
You hate government health care, and don’t want them to touch your Medicare.
The Rush Limbaugh show ended and you cried like John Boehner.
FA LA LA LA LA BURP....LAAAAAAAAAAA
Am I clear?
Look at my avatar...I should be a Teabagger....Am I clear?
#2 Feb 11, 2014
I think you just described yourself. Especially the shouting, you do that on here. Probably the yard sale as well, sure you've been asked to leave for..... shop lifting???? Good job.
#3 Feb 11, 2014
YOU KNOW YOU'RE A TEABAGGER WHEN...
You didn't get mad when the Supreme Court stopped a legal recount and
appointed a President.
You didn't get mad when Cheney allowed Energy company officials to
dictate energy policy.
You didn't get mad when a covert CIA operative got outed.
You didn't get mad when the Patriot Act got passed.
You didn't get mad when we illegally invaded a country that posed no
threat to us.
You didn't get mad when we spent over 600 billion(and counting) on on
You didn't get mad when over 10 billion dollars just disappeared in
You didn't get mad when you saw the Abu Grahib photos.
You didn't get mad when you found out we were torturing people.
You didn't get mad when the national debt doubled under the previous
President from $5.674 trillion to $10.024 trillion.
You didn't get mad when the government was illegally wiretapping
Americans and the President lied about it.
You didn't get mad when we didn't catch Bin Laden in Tora Bora.
You didn't get mad when you saw the horrible conditions at Walter
You didn't get mad when we let a major US city drown!
You didn't get mad when the deficit hit the trillion dollar mark.
You finally got mad when the government decided that people in America
deserved the right to see a doctor if they are sick.
Yes! Illegal wars, lies, corruption, torture, stealing your tax
dollars to make the rich richer, are all ok with you, but helping
other Americans... well that makes you mad!
#4 Feb 12, 2014
#5 Feb 12, 2014
Just to let everyone know, I added some comments mixed in with the mindless poster
#6 Feb 12, 2014
You Might Be A Tea Bagger If…
1.) You don’t want the U.S. Government to spend money, unless it’s on you of course.(You loudly yell about how much you hate the idea of government spending while at the doctor’s office as a Medicare beneficiary.)
2.) You think comparing Obama to monkeys and chimps is NOT racist; they just both adore bananas I suppose.(It’s the only similarity I was trying to point out while bringing my stuffed monkey to a Sarah Palin event, I swear.)
3.) You think Hawaii is more “foreign” than the Panama Canal because in 2008, Obama was deemed a non-citizen by crazy “Birthers” even though he was born in Hawaii, which is an actual state.(His opponent, born on the freakin’ Panama Canal, is just a U.S. military base. But I’m sure race, again, had nothing to do with it.)
4.) You truly believe that Obama is similar to Hitler; because, you know, wanting to give millions healthcare is the same as supporting genocide…(Affordable healthcare, gas chambers — YES! I see the connection!)
5.) You reason that “The key to being safer is MORE guns.”(We will never be safe until the gun to person ratio in the United States is at least 2:1.)
6.) You believe that racism in general is just a silly concept Liberals throw around to make people angry… while holding signs like these: racist teabagger
Sign Reads:Obama-Your Massa on His new Plantation
7.) Incredulous statements are a requirement for public office:“It is not enough to be abstinent with other people, you also have to be abstinent alone,”— former Delaware Senate Candidate, Christine O’Donnell.
8.) You complain that nothing’s getting done, while simultaneously being the chief reason that nothing gets done.(House of Reps anyone? Bueller…?)
9.) You think you can control the country even though Obama was elected twice, in basic landslides, and your own party is starting to hate you.(As we bow our heads, let us thank the good Lord that comes in the form of gerrymandering.)
10.) You pretend to be Christian, but you really pray to Ronald Reagan.(Why has he not been sainted? I’m confused.)
#7 Feb 12, 2014
Basically Tea Baggers are all full of hatred racism sexism bigots that want a country ran like that they accuse of Obama doing. Tea Baggers want a socialists society and a dictatorship form of govt, just for themselves not considering the entire population. If you think differently than a Tea Bagger thinks your immediately called a "Liberal" or a "Communist" or a "Traitor", and why do they do this you might ask?
Because Tea Baggers have nothing left to fight with. Even the Republicans and Fox News are seeing the hatred racism from the Tea Baggers and giving them less talking points and nothing pleases me more than to see a Tea Bagger angry because it lets me know Obama is doing something for the entire country, just not a select few like Bush and cronies or Reagan OMG espeically Reagan did. Reagan was a total disaster yet the Tea Baggers hold him as their God.
Use Jesus, but worship Reagan. Thats Tea Bagology 101
#8 Feb 12, 2014
You know you’re a Tea bagger if you think multi-tasking is holding a campaign fundraiser and a rent party at the same time.
You know you’re a Democrat if you think multi-tasking is doing your house hold chores, and holding three jobs at the same time.
You know you’re a Tea bagger if you think Fox is news.
You know you’re a Democrat if you think Fox News is faux.
You know you’re a Tea bagger if you believe that everything Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin told you at their non-political “Restoring Honor” rally is true.
You know you’re a Democrat if you believe that restoring honor means remembering the anniversary of Martin Luther King’s “I have a Dream” speech.
You know you’re a Tea bagger if you believe the Tea Party is a grassroots organization.
You know you’re a Democrat if you know that the Tea Party is financed by Freedomworks and the Koch Brothers.
You know you’re a Tea bagger if you think acquiring money the old fashioned way means inheriting it.
You know you’re a Democrat if you think acquiring money the old fashioned way means working for it.
You know you’re a Tea bagger if you think Democrats never questioned anything their college professors said.
You know you’re a Democrat if you think Tea baggers never question anything Glenn Beck or Sarah Palin says.
You know you’re a Tea bagger if you’re mad at the President because he stopped the Bush Administration’s torture policy.
You know you’re a Democrat if you believe that the Bush administration should have been prosecuted for it’s torture policy.
You know you’re a Tea bagger if you believe corporations can regulate themselves, but women need regulation..
You know you’re a Democrat if you believe women can regulate their own bodies, but corporations need regulation.
You know you’re a Tea bagger when you don’t see anything weird about Glenn Beck having a man crush on Chris Christie.
You know you’re a Democrat when you recognize the hypocrisy of Glenn Beck having a man crush.
You know you’re a Tea bagger when Bush style American exceptionalism means we’re above international law because we’re American.
You know you’re a Democrat when Bush style American exceptionalim is a myth, arrogant or both.
You know you’re a Tea bagger if you think Gay marriage should be banned because somehow it’s a threat to you’re own marriage.
You know that you’re a Democrat if you recognize that Gay marriage is about equality.
You know you’re a Tea bagger if you think that DADT is a good policy because it ensures unit cohesion.
#9 Feb 12, 2014
You know you’re a Democrat if you recognize that DADT is a bad policy because it harms unit cohesion.
You know you’re a Tea bagger if you can dish out stereotypical humor, but you don’t think it’s funny when you are the target of stereotypical humor.
You know you’re a Democrat if you think the only time stereotypical humor is funny when it’s directed at Tea baggers.
You know you’re a Tea bagger if you think the Park 51 project is building a Mosque on hallowed ground at Ground Zero – right next to a strip joint.
You know you’re a Democrat if you think the Park 51 project is a community center and prayer room that won’t be visible at Ground Zero.
You know you’re a Tea bagger if you think rape is a lemon, as Sharon Angle does.
You know you’re a Democrat if you think rape is a crime, as sane people do.
You know you’re a Tea bagger if you think a local government should decide which human beings deserve civil rights, but corporations were oppressed until the Citizens United Decision.
You know you’re a Democrat when you think all human beings nation wide should have civil rights, and the Citizens United Decision amounts to oppressing human beings.
You know you’re a Tea bagger if you think tying used tea bags to your straw hat is a fashion statement.
You know you’re a Democrat if you throw your used tea bags in the garbage.
You know you’re a Tea Bagger if you think intelligence is a sign of arrogance.
You know you’re a Democrat if you didn’t have to look up the meanings of intelligence and arrogance in the dictionary.
You know you’re a Tea Bagger if you believe in the free market, except when it comes to ideas.
You know that you’re a Democrat, when you recognize that the best way to avoid tyranny is with a free market of ideas.
You know you’re a Tea Bagger if you think it’s possible to be a nazi and a communist at the same time.
You know you’re a Democrat, if you think nazis and communists are at the opposite ends of the political spectrum.
You know you’re a Tea Bagger if you think unemployment insurance is welfare.
You know you’re a Democrat if you think corporate welfare is socialism.
You know you’re a Tea Party politician if you want your campaign to be a skit on Saturday Night Live.
You know you’re a Democratic politician, if you want to be a guest host Saturday Night Live.
You know you’re a Tea Party politician if the only media you talk to is Fox.
You know you’re a Democrat politician if you talk to all media – even Fox.
You know you’re a Tea Partier if you think Stephen Colbert is a Republican.
You know you’re a Democrat if you think Stephen Colbert only plays a Republican on television.
You know you’re a Tea Partier if you think migrant workers are stealing your jobs.
You know you’re a Democrat if you think that Americans would never accept the working conditions that migrant workers endure.
You know you’re a Tea Partier if you think that President Barack Obama is a secret Muslim.
You know you’re a Democrat if you know that President Barack Obama is a Christian, and even if he wasn’t, there isn’t a religious test to qualify for the Presidency.
You know you’re a Tea Bagger if you thought this was a truthieness thingy.
You know you’re a Democrat if you thought this was an attempt at satire.
You know you’re a Tea Partier if you think the video below is a real pledge.
You know you’re a Democrat if you think the video below is real funny.
“Radical Racist Radical Liar”
Since: Dec 13
#10 Feb 13, 2014
Riveting reply Doug.......zzzzzzzzzzzzz
Got anymore of that "Hate Dope" your snorting?
Am I clear?
“Radical Racist Radical Liar”
Since: Dec 13
#11 Feb 13, 2014
Tea Baggers think Sarah Palin is watching the Olympics from her front porch
Am I clear?
#12 Feb 20, 2014
Perfect example of what is called a low information voter......in other words this person is completely ignorant or chooses to be stupid
#13 Feb 20, 2014
and this the example of a disgruntled, sore losing, Republican voter that realizes that the GOP doesnt stand a chance in 2016 and nothing to argue with but name calling. If the voter choses to vote its their choice not yours so shut the hell up
#14 Feb 20, 2014
#15 Feb 20, 2014
another disenchanted low information voter
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