Another Teabilly Joke
Guest455

United States

#1 Feb 9, 2014
Where are all the Teabillies tonight?

A: Burning crosses ,eating mayonnaise sandwiches and watching pro-wrestling.
tiger high

Jonesboro, LA

#2 Feb 10, 2014
Guest455 wrote:
Where are all the Teabillies tonight?
A: Burning crosses ,eating mayonnaise sandwiches and watching pro-wrestling.
you forgot springer and xena!

“Ignorance is not Patriotism.”

Since: Dec 11

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#3 Feb 10, 2014
There're home thinking about trading in their CB radios for one of those high tech bag phones.
DUH

Union, MO

#4 Feb 10, 2014
Did you hear about the new e-Beck from Amazon? When you click “download” it whines about socialism for an hour and then breaks into tears.

“Radical Racist Radical Liar”

Since: Dec 13

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#6 Feb 10, 2014
The Teabaggers were getting really pissed off about people telling all these Teabagger jokes so they decided to stage a march on Washington ... When last heard from they were 10 miles out of Seattle

Am I clear?

Doug, are you there? Where is my negatove judge marks Doug?
Dont you love me anymore Doug? Am I clear?

FA LA LA LA LA BURP DEE DUR DEE....DEE DUR DEE (SPORTS CENTER)

“Radical Racist Radical Liar”

Since: Dec 13

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#7 Feb 10, 2014
How do you drive a Teabagger mad?
Put him in the oval office and tell him the President’s Kenyan Birth Certificate is hidden in the corner.

DEE DUR DEE-DEE DUR DEE

Am I clear?

“Radical Racist Radical Liar”

Since: Dec 13

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#8 Feb 10, 2014
I misspelled for the Teabilly from TAN O SEE......YEEEEEEHI....hey...iz at yur seester? Is she guud in bed? ACCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHH SPITS

Am I claire? AH HEEEEEEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEE

“Radical Racist Radical Liar”

Since: Dec 13

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#9 Feb 10, 2014
How do you start a Teabagger parade?
Roll a few cans of Skoal down the street.

AHH HEE HEEEEEEEEEEEE SPIT......

Yur seester sho can unclog a shop vac wither mouth......Am I claire?

“Radical Racist Radical Liar”

Since: Dec 13

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#10 Feb 10, 2014
What’s the difference between UFOs and at Teabagger with a college degree?
UFOs have been spotted.

DEE DUR DEE,... DEE DUR DEE......Am I clear?

FREE SQUID BILLY GENE!
DUH

Torrance, CA

#11 Feb 10, 2014
"At the UN, President Obama called on other countries to help us track down and eliminate radicals and extremists. But they told Obama,'Hey, the tea party is your problem, buddy.'" –Jay Leno

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