Guest455

United States

#1 Feb 9, 2014
I hear that the Teapublicans are considering changing their emblem from an Elephant to a condom because a condom stands for inflation, halts production, discourages cooperation, protects a bunch of peckers and gives one a sense of security while screwing others.
tiger high

Shreveport, LA

#2 Feb 10, 2014
Guest455 wrote:
I hear that the Teapublicans are considering changing their emblem from an Elephant to a condom because a condom stands for inflation, halts production, discourages cooperation, protects a bunch of peckers and gives one a sense of security while screwing others.
yeah and the democrats have certainly decided to keep the donkey as their emblem - how appropriate!
guest

Caruthersville, MO

#3 Feb 10, 2014
tiger high wrote:
<quoted text>yeah and the democrats have certainly decided to keep the donkey as their emblem - how appropriate!
The Republicans new emblem is The Toilet. Because they are all white and full of shit and refuse to flush
Guest

United States

#4 Feb 10, 2014
Having a Democrat as President is like playing a pigeon in a game of chess. The pigeon hops around and knocks all the pieces over, sh*ts on the board and declares himself the winner.

“Ignorance is not Patriotism.”

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#5 Feb 10, 2014
Why did the Republican Congressman cross the road?

Because the Koch brothers told him to.
tiger high

Shreveport, LA

#6 Feb 11, 2014
Buckwheat Rules wrote:
Why did the Republican Congressman cross the road?
Because the Koch brothers told him to.
i thought it was to show democrats that it could be done

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