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lady

United States

#1 Sep 23, 2012
Colder than A Well Diggers A$$
curious

Lafayette, TN

#2 Sep 23, 2012
Meaner than an acre of snakes.
lol

United States

#3 Sep 23, 2012
If wishes were horses then beggars would ride
no lady

Clinton, SC

#4 Sep 23, 2012
If i was that ugly I'd shave my a$$ an walk backwards.
dawg

Clinton, SC

#5 Sep 23, 2012
Can't run with the Big Dogs then stay on The Porch
yep

White House, TN

#6 Sep 23, 2012
nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs
just saying

Clinton, SC

#8 Sep 23, 2012
A Day Without Sex is like A Day Without Sunshine
no lady

Clinton, SC

#9 Sep 23, 2012
A Carpenters Dream. Flat as A Board an Easy to Nail
haw

United States

#10 Sep 23, 2012
u would just as soon get up in a tree and lie than stand on the ground and tell the truth
rough

Clinton, SC

#11 Sep 23, 2012
Your as useless as a screen door on a submarine
Stink Finger

Livingston, TN

#13 Sep 23, 2012
Well it's too windy to pick up rocks.
horses

United States

#14 Sep 23, 2012
Your Brain looks like a BB Rolling Down the Middle of The Interstate
cats

United States

#15 Sep 23, 2012
You look like you've been french kissed by a dump truck
Hmmm

White House, TN

#16 Sep 23, 2012
Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
wow

White House, TN

#17 Sep 23, 2012
built like a brick sh!t house
haha

Clinton, SC

#18 Sep 23, 2012
I know you are but what am i, I'm not touching you.
hi

Lebanon, TN

#19 Sep 23, 2012
Higher than a hippy in a helicopter
tree

Clinton, SC

#20 Sep 24, 2012
If a tree falls in a forest an no ones around does it make a sound
just me

United States

#21 Sep 24, 2012
If it ain't broke don't fix it
hen

United States

#22 Sep 24, 2012
Don't count your chickens before they hatch

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