What is wrong with women?

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#1
Oct 5, 2012
 
I've been married a long time and I am fed up with women. Why is it women fart all day and all night? Especially at night in bed! My God this woman wakes up the neighbor's dog when she farts in her sleep. What happened to the dainty southern lady I married who said excuse me if she even burped just a little bit.

It must be all that damn yogurt and fiber women eat because they fart twice as much as men do and we don't eat that crap. I can't take it any more! I bet all the other married men around here feel the same.
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Oct 5, 2012
 
hahahhahahhahahha, im a lady, i was raised that even women pass gas, i was married twice and i never passed gas in front of them, now they were the farters. not me, my father raised me better, now if im along,,thats a different story.
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Oct 5, 2012
 
Jadea wrote:
hahahhahahhahahha, im a lady, i was raised that even women pass gas, i was married twice and i never passed gas in front of them, now they were the farters. not me, my father raised me better, now if im along,,thats a different story.
You never did in front of your husband????? I think you're a keeper. Those two ex husbands didn't realize what they had. I never did in front of my wife but Gawd she sure did. Sitting in bed early in the morning drinking coffee watching the news on tv, she'd be doing it one after another. Like gunshots in the ghetto. Uhhh.. what's your favorite restaurant? LOL
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Oct 5, 2012
 
thank you , my father never did it in front of us either.
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Oct 5, 2012
 
Jadea wrote:
thank you , my father never did it in front of us either.
Yes he did, just blame it on the dog or yell "catch that rabbit". LOL
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Oct 5, 2012
 
why is it wrote:
I've been married a long time and I am fed up with women. Why is it women fart all day and all night? Especially at night in bed! My God this woman wakes up the neighbor's dog when she farts in her sleep. What happened to the dainty southern lady I married who said excuse me if she even burped just a little bit.
It must be all that damn yogurt and fiber women eat because they fart twice as much as men do and we don't eat that crap. I can't take it any more! I bet all the other married men around here feel the same.
Have you thought about talking to your wife about this problem.
Esquire

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Oct 5, 2012
 
i know wrote:
<quoted text>Have you thought about talking to your wife about this problem.
He would say that she's full of hot air! LOL

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Oct 7, 2012
 

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I know your wife, she is trying to get you to leave... she nearly makes herself sick eating beans day and night. Take a hint!!!
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Oct 8, 2012
 
you could always get together with Scrumpty, or Booger, they like dudes, look how they chase after Howell, they probably fart though, fat fools like that eat what makes a boy fart fart fart
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Oct 8, 2012
 
EDUCATED wrote:
you could always get together with Scrumpty, or Booger, they like dudes, look how they chase after Howell, they probably fart though, fat fools like that eat what makes a boy fart fart fart
You sound jealous. Biotch. Bet your one of those bible thumping racist drunks. Obama got your number, boy.
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#11
Oct 8, 2012
 
Well I've done research and it seems everybody men and women, fart an average of 14-18 times a day!!!

I still say women fart more. I can see them all uppity in their fancy outfits sitting in a fancy restaurant, then excuse themselves and go to the powder room, then when they get inside they lift their leg and let one rip. Then they fan their skirt to chase it down their leg and out into the room, then touch up their lipstick and head back out for more broccoli and cheese soup.

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