Man arrested for masterbating in Amst...
George Bush

United States

#22 Jan 13, 2013
Everybody makes mistakes.
Entitlement Ed

United States

#23 Jan 29, 2013
Im tired of working the crummy jobs around here. I thought I would be a movie star by now. But nothing happened. Obama helped them banks out when they should be out of business. And I got nothing. Thats it....I'm retiring early and going on disability like everyone else. I'm gonna watch cartoons in my pajamas and drink beer all day. I deserve it.

Maybe I'll take a ride over to Amsterdam and park in the parking lot outside of that beauty parlor. There are some hotties working there. A lot of the disability boys park there.
Yentl

Ardsley, NY

#24 Jan 31, 2013
I wonder if this guy is in prison yet?

Since: Jan 13

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#25 Jan 31, 2013
I used to do it there all the time......did not know it was legal to relive your stress
Stink on Ice

Ardsley, NY

#26 Feb 14, 2013
At least it wasn't on a motorcycle.
Master Debater

Speculator, NY

#27 Feb 14, 2013
Mrs Hawkins wrote:
Sounds like one of those welfare bums to me. Got nothing to do with themselves except that. My stars!
They probably caught sight of you waddling down the sidewalk in your Wal-Mart XXXLarge-size Sweat Pants, and decided this was the best option.

Since: Dec 12

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#28 Feb 15, 2013
Joe Hanley does it all the time!!!
Quimbo

Ardsley, NY

#29 Feb 24, 2013
Just another day in Amsterdam. Wonder what he's gonna tell the judge?
Merle Perkins

Ardsley, NY

#30 Mar 21, 2013
Kids these days. Jeeez
Que Pervertidad

Ardsley, NY

#31 Mar 27, 2013
St Johnsville.
It figures. There's nothing to look at in St Johnsville.
Touch hole Joel

Ardsley, NY

#32 Apr 17, 2013
Jeez, why does this keep popping up.
Chechnan loser

Ardsley, NY

#33 Apr 21, 2013
Probably watching porn on his smartphone
Whoa

Herkimer, NY

#34 Apr 23, 2013
mrogmann wrote:
youtube.com/watch?v=iy3yi9OlBq 0
Stupid It sounds
Dude better lay off the booze... he's yellower than my dogs piss, unless of course, he's wearing yellow foundation and black eyeshadow under his eyes.
Is this here the jerk?
Justin Beavers

Ardsley, NY

#35 Apr 30, 2013
Its probably what I would be doing if I wasn't on a world tour and tweeting about how important my dancing and hairdo is. Although its the same thing if you boil it down. Ten years from now I'll be in rehab for the third time and broke. And you will be in Amsterdam.
Pauly Shore

Springfield, NJ

#36 May 3, 2013
Remember me? I was a pretty famous at one time. Now I couldn't get arrested jerking off in Amsterdam. Fame is fleeting. Then you end up in the clearance bin at Walmart where fat people look at your lifes work and say "Who's that?".

Maybe I'll try Gloversville.
Chief Firewater

Ardsley, NY

#37 May 8, 2013
Need squaw to kill trouser snake. Ugh.
Detective Hardon

Springfield, NJ

#38 May 15, 2013
If I could find a way to make money jerking the monkey in a parking lot it would be like getting paid twice.
Pork Belly

Springfield, NJ

#39 May 28, 2013
Pauly Shore wrote:
Remember me? I was a pretty famous at one time. Now I couldn't get arrested jerking off in Amsterdam. Fame is fleeting. Then you end up in the clearance bin at Walmart where fat people look at your lifes work and say "Who's that?".
Maybe I'll try Gloversville.
Paula Shore?
I never heard of her. Was she a rapper or something?
We're going to Walmart later to get some ice cream....in a 5 gallon spackle bucket. Yum yum
Fredo

Ardsley, NY

#40 Jun 4, 2013
Ok , to answer your question, most members of my family think I'm a jerkoff. Yeah, well....that might be true to a degree, but I have never been to Amsterdam in my convertible. Any discussion of my resemblance to the defendant is pure speculation and heresay.
Mysore Pecker

Springfield, NJ

#41 Jun 13, 2013
I don't understand why this thread persists longer than a Viagra boner. Someone should have called a doctor by now.

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