Mermaid Found at Beach

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Citizen

Hobbs, NM

#1 Jun 24, 2013
Two men walking along the lower Tansil found a mermaid lying on the side of the lake late last night. She was half woman and half fish. The game and fish came and took her away but she was still alive.
Just me

Hobbs, NM

#2 Jun 24, 2013
Citizen wrote:
Two men walking along the lower Tansil found a mermaid lying on the side of the lake late last night. She was half woman and half fish. The game and fish came and took her away but she was still alive.
I didn't hear about that and I was down there fishing. How late did they find her?
Sigmund Freud

Carlsbad, NM

#3 Jun 24, 2013
OK. You had this dream. Let me interpret it.

The two men are gay - they are walking together in
your dream. The mermaid they "discover" represents that they are only half interested in women. The "game and fish" represent societal attitudes and big government. They remove the abomination of bringing two unnatural things together. Hence gays and lesbians should not marry each other. The fact that the mermaid is still alive represents that the Supreme Court of the U.S. has not made up its mind about this yet!

But sometimes a cigar is just a cigar!!!!
81 Nomad

Phoenix, AZ

#4 Jun 24, 2013
Mermaid? No, your women just smell like fish from the waist down over there!
MLE1

Hobbs, NM

#5 Jun 24, 2013
81 Nomad wrote:
Mermaid? No, your women just smell like fish from the waist down over there!
Was that supposed to be funny? How would you even know being a homo and into other guys!
MLE1

Hobbs, NM

#6 Jun 24, 2013
Sigmund Freud wrote:
OK. You had this dream. Let me interpret it.
The two men are gay - they are walking together in
your dream. The mermaid they "discover" represents that they are only half interested in women. The "game and fish" represent societal attitudes and big government. They remove the abomination of bringing two unnatural things together. Hence gays and lesbians should not marry each other. The fact that the mermaid is still alive represents that the Supreme Court of the U.S. has not made up its mind about this yet!
But sometimes a cigar is just a cigar!!!!
That was dumb! What the hell are you talking about? Sounds like you need help to interpret why you had to post such a homophobic comment. Let me interpret your gay fantasy dream: Maybe you're a so called "straight" guy with homosexual feelings toward other men? You feel a deep attraction toward a hot young co worker, but who can you tell? You masturbate thinking of this hot young man and his ripped, sweaty body against yours, but all you can do is fantasize about him. Your anger and lust grows and you posted what you did!
Fishy

Albuquerque, NM

#7 Jun 25, 2013
MLE1 wrote:
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Was that supposed to be funny? How would you even know being a homo and into other guys!
hey fishy, we know it was you they found by the river, passed out from brainfreeze. They just assumed from the smell it was a mermaid, when all along it was just you.
MLE1

Hobbs, NM

#8 Jun 25, 2013
Fishy wrote:
<quoted text> hey fishy, we know it was you they found by the river, passed out from brainfreeze. They just assumed from the smell it was a mermaid, when all along it was just you.
Is that the best you can do? You are the one with brainfreeze, you chickenshit.
Ysoangry

Carlsbad, NM

#9 Jun 28, 2013
All you people dois talk shit to each other. Grow up.
MLE1

Lovington, NM

#10 Jun 28, 2013
Ysoangry wrote:
All you people dois talk shit to each other. Grow up.
Huh? Graduate from third grade then post something that makes sense!
Lucas

Carlsbad, NM

#15 Jul 1, 2013
Citizen wrote:
Two men walking along the lower Tansil found a mermaid lying on the side of the lake late last night. She was half woman and half fish. The game and fish came and took her away but she was still alive.
oh ya, she was laying between bigfoot ,and the lockness monster.no more bath salt for you.
Lucas

Carlsbad, NM

#19 Jul 1, 2013
We dont care how you smell fishie ! just keep your weird ass away from children. NUT JOB
Suck it up

Chicago, IL

#20 Jul 1, 2013
lucas cumwalker, WTH, suck it up queerbait! ya cant take what big bubba bait fish lady says...go back home and cry to momma, and stay outta the kitchen if ya dont like the heat! Sounds like you dont belong in this forum til ya grow up.
Ysoangry

United States

#22 Jul 6, 2013
You people are nuts. Grow up.
nut buster

Hobbs, NM

#23 Jul 6, 2013
Ysoangry wrote:
You people are nuts. Grow up.
Another alias, michele? YOU GROW UP!

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