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Hobbs, NM

#1 Feb 12, 2013
Does anybody know who the president is of the bandidos? I wanna join the club just dont know how to go about it

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#2 Feb 12, 2013
want to wrote:
Does anybody know who the president is of the bandidos? I wanna join the club just dont know how to go about it
Look for the rainbow in the window of your local gay bar and inquire inside

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#3 Feb 12, 2013
Apply at wussies are us. Qualifications include snitching to save your own behind and inability to fight without multiple people helping you.

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#4 Feb 12, 2013
want to wrote:
Does anybody know who the president is of the bandidos? I wanna join the club just dont know how to go about it
Don't forget to wear your leather pants.
want to

Carlsbad, NM

#5 Feb 12, 2013
I thought they were a 1%er biker club?

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#6 Feb 12, 2013
They are the 1 % of homosexuals that voted against gay marriage
DEETER

Carlsbad, NM

#7 Feb 13, 2013
Go to the Post Time and ask around, you will find them there, they even watch the front door! I so scared!
The Saint

United States

#8 Feb 13, 2013
They are pretty much a joke around these parts too.
To the guy that wants to join, just solo, or get a few bro's to road trip with you.
There's always the Hamsters!
Hehehe!!!
Bandido

Riviera, TX

#9 Feb 14, 2013
I think it's hilarious how you brave people ave the guts o talk This spank on topix I'd love to see you to jot in person to thief faces!!

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#10 Feb 14, 2013
Bandido wrote:
I think it's hilarious how you brave people ave the guts o talk This spank on topix I'd love to see you to jot in person to thief faces!!
I'd love to see the Hells Angels roll through town for one weekend and watch you backdoor beauty's piss down your saddlebags. And your right I don't go to the post time and let the vest wearing butt pirates know what I think of them, that's because I've settled down and have a little family now. I was raised around real 1% mc. The real difference is heart, loyalty, and one little rule. Those guys don't give a fu€k! The cave crew are cop callers and that shit would get them smoked in AZ
Billy the squib

Artesia, NM

#11 Feb 14, 2013
The dichotomy of gang mentality has always amused me. It goes like this:

1.)'I'm terrifying and I can hurt you.'

plus

2.)'I can't do anything against a rugged individual alone; I need my contemporiaries who are equally inept by themselves.'

But you have to hand it to them. Throw in a lot of tail-pipe noise, body odor, horribly outdated facial hair, venereal disease, christmas present charities for whom no one will ever benefit, and a long arrest list of them beating up their mothers. And yeah..... one could mistakenly presume they're tough.
WTF

Carlsbad, NM

#12 Feb 14, 2013
I think it is comical that grown men need to be a part of some infantile group! How old are your members? WTF are you doing with your life???? Do you have wives? And if so, how can they possibly be attracted to a grown man who can't function in society without trying to act like a school boy gangster?!!!! GET A LIFE! WE ARE NOT IMPRESSED! YOU ARE A JOKE AND MY FAMILY MAKES FUN OF YOU WHEN WE PASS YOU ON THE STREET! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Bandido wrote:
I think it's hilarious how you brave people ave the guts o talk This spank on topix I'd love to see you to jot in person to thief faces!!
walter

Carlsbad, NM

#13 Feb 15, 2013
want to wrote:
Does anybody know who the president is of the bandidos? I wanna join the club just dont know how to go about it
Just go to the post time ,wear you leather chaps with no pants or underwear, and one of their members will soon find you. Next you will have to sign your bike and your wife(if you have one) over to the big bad banditas. You will then be a prospect,you will be expected to be their lil beoch for awhile,if you do a good job your in, what a joke,these idiots drive around like they own the town,just a bunch of wanna be thugs.
The Saint

United States

#14 Feb 15, 2013
Back in the 90's (if I recall)6 Banditas were beating on a older man after a traffic altercation when he pulled over to see what the problem was.
After a few licks SURPRIZE Mr .38 joins the party courtesy of the old man.
He even said he wasn't trying to kill, just leg shots to get them away from him.
So the gang mentality goes straight out the window when the bullets start to fly.

Since: Feb 09

Carlsbad, NM

#15 Feb 15, 2013
this thread is funny...havent laughed this much in a while.....i heard the leader was down at the shade last month....he looked like a little acid head schoolboy .....i wish i could get him by himself and see how tough he is...down at the mma gym would be great....then i could really let loose on him without worrying about going to prison for killing a defenseless person...lol...
walter

Carlsbad, NM

#16 Feb 15, 2013
Bandido wrote:
I think it's hilarious how you brave people ave the guts o talk This spank on topix I'd love to see you to jot in person to thief faces!!
Re-tard!

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#17 Feb 15, 2013
ellvis wrote:
this thread is funny...havent laughed this much in a while.....i heard the leader was down at the shade last month....he looked like a little acid head schoolboy .....i wish i could get him by himself and see how tough he is...down at the mma gym would be great....then i could really let loose on him without worrying about going to prison for killing a defenseless person...lol...
Stinger ?

Since: Sep 09

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#18 Feb 15, 2013
ellvis wrote:
this thread is funny...havent laughed this much in a while.....i heard the leader was down at the shade last month....he looked like a little acid head schoolboy .....i wish i could get him by himself and see how tough he is...down at the mma gym would be great....then i could really let loose on him without worrying about going to prison for killing a defenseless person...lol...
"acid head".
No offense Elvis, but that made me laugh, I haven't seen any paper fry since the 80's.
Carlsbadite

Tucson, AZ

#19 Feb 16, 2013
Maybe Tommy Mathis, the drunk biker wanna-be can tell you how to join. It involves being obnoxious, drunk and stumbling by around 9:30AM. You'll need to sit in a piss and puke smelling bar, wear some filthy clothing, act tough and glare at everyone that comes in.
wendy

Clovis, NM

#20 Feb 17, 2013
hey guys let me tell you, i have been dating a guy named jonathon gilliland, he is a wonderful guy he has a full time job and even has time to be a confidential informant for the sheriffs office, he is not abusive and treats me like a lady!if you want to join something, join a police department or volunteer at your boys club, or maybe your local soup kitchen, dont join a club where you might get arrested, or maybe killed by another biker in another gang!

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