Lunatic and/or drunk drivers

Lunatic and/or drunk drivers

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Since: Apr 12

Carlsbad, NM

#1 Oct 31, 2012
If you see someone on a street corner holding a baseball bat in one hand and a brick in the other tonight that person is me. I will be watching for morons in their 2 ton death machines making this night more dangerous for the kids in our community. If I see you driving like a moron I will not warn,..I will commence to destroying your vehicle. I have plenty of bail money on tap to get out of jail,...and will not shed a tear at the damage done to your vehicle.

I will be out as long as there are kids on the street.

Since: Oct 12

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#2 Oct 31, 2012
Won't you kinda be adding to an already busy police department that has too much to do tonight already when they have calls about you to go check out! I mean come on!
Anarchy

Carlsbad, NM

#3 Oct 31, 2012
_Aristotle_ wrote:
If you see someone on a street corner holding a baseball bat in one hand and a brick in the other tonight that person is me. I will be watching for morons in their 2 ton death machines making this night more dangerous for the kids in our community. If I see you driving like a moron I will not warn,..I will commence to destroying your vehicle. I have plenty of bail money on tap to get out of jail,...and will not shed a tear at the damage done to your vehicle.
I will be out as long as there are kids on the street.
Don't feel bad when you get your arse handed to you pal. You ain't batman.

Since: Sep 09

Location hidden

#4 Oct 31, 2012
I'm gonna' be driving my death machine around tonight, lookin' to run down retardo assclowns carrying baseball bats!!!

Since: Apr 12

Carlsbad, NM

#5 Oct 31, 2012
I would love to run into you of all people Zig Zag.

I basically played crossing guard for a couple of hours,..plenty of thanks from parents and a pair of police officers.

Not too worried about getting my ass kicked,...being 6'5 240 pounds usually does it's thing,....
Steve

Hobbs, NM

#6 Oct 31, 2012
_Aristotle_ wrote:
I would love to run into you of all people Zig Zag.
I basically played crossing guard for a couple of hours,..plenty of thanks from parents and a pair of police officers.
Not too worried about getting my ass kicked,...being 6'5 240 pounds usually does it's thing,....
You have been watching to many infomercials,SIZE DOES NOT MATTER. HAHA . What corner are you working,I'll be right over,,, what a dude.
LOL

Lovington, NM

#7 Nov 25, 2012
Why dont you let the police handle those things. Your name on here is Aristotle. Maybe you should live up to the name and quit acting like a idiot!
_Aristotle_ wrote:
I would love to run into you of all people Zig Zag.
I basically played crossing guard for a couple of hours,..plenty of thanks from parents and a pair of police officers.
Not too worried about getting my ass kicked,...being 6'5 240 pounds usually does it's thing,....

Since: Apr 12

Carlsbad, NM

#8 Nov 25, 2012
LOL wrote:
Why dont you let the police handle those things. Your name on here is Aristotle. Maybe you should live up to the name and quit acting like a idiot!<quoted text>
If you are going to assume that the police are going to be everywhere at all times to handle every situation you would be seriously mistaken. While I do not condone straight out vigilantism, it is absolutely your responsibility to protect yourself, family and property. Furthermore taking enough pride in your community to recognize where help is needed and taking steps to help is admirable. Are you the type that sits idly by on your porch while your neighbors house is broken into? Do you step over the man bleeding to death on the sidewalk to get where you are going? This town bore witness to a young mother being murdered on the streets the previous halloween. If standing on a corner to help walk kids across the street and reporting license plate numbers of dangerous drivers I see is "acting like an idiot" then I am guilty as charged.

Ask around,..you might find that this town needs some more people acting like idiots.
Steve

Lovington, NM

#9 Nov 26, 2012
_Aristotle_ wrote:
<quoted text>
If you are going to assume that the police are going to be everywhere at all times to handle every situation you would be seriously mistaken. While I do not condone straight out vigilantism, it is absolutely your responsibility to protect yourself, family and property. Furthermore taking enough pride in your community to recognize where help is needed and taking steps to help is admirable. Are you the type that sits idly by on your porch while your neighbors house is broken into? Do you step over the man bleeding to death on the sidewalk to get where you are going? This town bore witness to a young mother being murdered on the streets the previous halloween. If standing on a corner to help walk kids across the street and reporting license plate numbers of dangerous drivers I see is "acting like an idiot" then I am guilty as charged.
Ask around,..you might find that this town needs some more people acting like idiots.
Don't hurt your arm patting yourself on the back. By the way I saved your life the other day,I killed a CHIT eating dog!

Since: Apr 12

Carlsbad, NM

#10 Nov 27, 2012
Steve wrote:
<quoted text>Don't hurt your arm patting yourself on the back. By the way I saved your life the other day,I killed a CHIT eating dog!
Well thank you. My hero!

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