turd on floor at family dollar store

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not funny at all

Mount Sterling, KY

#1 Jun 14, 2009
I was in the family dollar store today and somebody left a "surprise" on the floor in the back of the store and i almost stepped in it. What sick freak would actually take a dump in a public store on the floor and how did they get by with it? I hope the security cameras caught this and this sick person gets caught, anybody that would take a crap on the floor of a store is a real sick individual and if it was a joke it was not funny. and this turd was very large. I feel sorry for whoever had to clean it up, i told the woman working there and she went and looked at it and acted like it wasn't a big deal, it is to me. its downright nasty. somebody should superglue this persons asshole up.
Lucifer

United States

#2 Jun 14, 2009
Was there a price tag on it?
no price for it

Mount Sterling, KY

#3 Jun 14, 2009
Lucifer wrote:
Was there a price tag on it?
no but it was sickening, i first thought it was dog poo but after i looked some more i could tell it was human. nasty person whoever did it and i dunno how they got away with it
hey

Ewing, KY

#4 Jun 14, 2009
It was me. i didn't mean to do it, I have been constipated for 5 years. I'm really sorry people
funny shit

Versailles, KY

#5 Jun 14, 2009
No pun intended! this is friggn hilarious! Was it still steamin? lil chunks of corn perhaps embedded in it! LOL
poopy

Mount Sterling, KY

#6 Jun 14, 2009
funny shit wrote:
No pun intended! this is friggn hilarious! Was it still steamin? lil chunks of corn perhaps embedded in it! LOL
yeah you should have scooped it up and took specimens to check for worms or something, was the smell pretty strong? that can tell you what the person has been eating. Any discoloration? turds are usually brown, but if they are greenish colored its a sign of a virus.
still gagging

Mount Sterling, KY

#7 Jun 14, 2009
funny shit wrote:
No pun intended! this is friggn hilarious! Was it still steamin? lil chunks of corn perhaps embedded in it! LOL
well it wasn't steaming but the smell was ungodly and it was as long as the front part of my arm, looked like a small tree branch, i doubt if it got flushed they probably had to throw it outside, this was a gigantic poop loaf, it was a turd from hell , we used to call really smelly turds "heller turds" or turds that wont flush turds from hell, this could have been Satans own turd, it was a scary thing to see, i should have took a pic with my cell phone and put it on here.
funny shit

Versailles, KY

#8 Jun 14, 2009
was it runny or solid? if it was solid, let's hear the deminsions
like a chunk of wood

Mount Sterling, KY

#9 Jun 15, 2009
funny shit wrote:
was it runny or solid? if it was solid, let's hear the deminsions
solid as a piece of wood, i thought it was a piece of wood at first, i should have got a grocery bag and put it in there and took it to the heath department, but it was big, very dark brown with greenish coloring, and chunks of beans it looked like, and it curled up at the end like a tail. you should have seen it. most shocking thing to ever happen to me.
what about other

Mount Sterling, KY

#10 Jun 15, 2009
not funny at all wrote:
I was in the family dollar store today and somebody left a "surprise" on the floor in the back of the store and i almost stepped in it. What sick freak would actually take a dump in a public store on the floor and how did they get by with it? I hope the security cameras caught this and this sick person gets caught, anybody that would take a crap on the floor of a store is a real sick individual and if it was a joke it was not funny. and this turd was very large. I feel sorry for whoever had to clean it up, i told the woman working there and she went and looked at it and acted like it wasn't a big deal, it is to me. its downright nasty. somebody should superglue this persons asshole up.
well since somebody left a surprise at Family Dollar i think its only fair that somebody take a shit at the dollar General store and leave them a nice steaming pile of human crap. so if anybody feels like taking a shit in public, do it at the Dollar general store, you might get a dollar for the turd if its big enough
what kind

Mount Sterling, KY

#11 Jun 15, 2009
what about other wrote:
<quoted text> well since somebody left a surprise at Family Dollar i think its only fair that somebody take a shit at the dollar General store and leave them a nice steaming pile of human crap. so if anybody feels like taking a shit in public, do it at the Dollar general store, you might get a dollar for the turd if its big enough
was it long or a short square one? did it have any food in it or hair, how bad was the smell? did anyone step in it?
Agnosticated

Pikeville, KY

#12 Jun 15, 2009
I think someone pooped somewhere else and carried it in and dropped it on the floor. Think about it, how many times have you ever pooped and not peed? If someone squatted in the store one would expect there to be a puddle of pee. I'm just saying, if it is a prank, it would make sense to do it that way because you can still have people thinking someone actually squatted in the store while not actually doing it therefore not risking getting caught. That's how I would do it if I was gonna do it, but I won't because I'm not a monkey or a two-year-old, my poop goes in the toilet.
watching eyes

Evansville, IN

#13 Jun 16, 2009
There are not any cameras there. Have you not ever noticed? People walk in and out of there stealing items from them and the employees never know about it. So therefore noone knows who's turd it is.
good point

Mount Sterling, KY

#14 Jun 16, 2009
Agnosticated wrote:
I think someone pooped somewhere else and carried it in and dropped it on the floor. Think about it, how many times have you ever pooped and not peed? If someone squatted in the store one would expect there to be a puddle of pee. I'm just saying, if it is a prank, it would make sense to do it that way because you can still have people thinking someone actually squatted in the store while not actually doing it therefore not risking getting caught. That's how I would do it if I was gonna do it, but I won't because I'm not a monkey or a two-year-old, my poop goes in the toilet.
that is a good point, never thought about the pee
whodi

Lawrenceburg, KY

#15 Jun 16, 2009
if you really wanna see poop in the floor, go to the nursing home. I was out there visiting family one day and there was a turd laying in the hallway. How gross is that? Old people poop.
have fun

Verona, KY

#16 Jun 16, 2009
not funny at all wrote:
I was in the family dollar store today and somebody left a "surprise" on the floor in the back of the store and i almost stepped in it. What sick freak would actually take a dump in a public store on the floor and how did they get by with it? I hope the security cameras caught this and this sick person gets caught, anybody that would take a crap on the floor of a store is a real sick individual and if it was a joke it was not funny. and this turd was very large. I feel sorry for whoever had to clean it up, i told the woman working there and she went and looked at it and acted like it wasn't a big deal, it is to me. its downright nasty. somebody should superglue this persons asshole up.
it was probley one of the workers who did it they have some scanks working and stealing there
it falls out

Mount Sterling, KY

#17 Jun 17, 2009
whodi wrote:
if you really wanna see poop in the floor, go to the nursing home. I was out there visiting family one day and there was a turd laying in the hallway. How gross is that? Old people poop.
well those old people wear those gowns and some cant control their bowels or bladder and the poop just falls out the bottom of the gown on the floor. you see puddles and piles all over the halls out there, they have a hard time keeping it all cleaned up
dumped

Mount Sterling, KY

#18 Jun 18, 2009
it falls out wrote:
<quoted text> well those old people wear those gowns and some cant control their bowels or bladder and the poop just falls out the bottom of the gown on the floor. you see puddles and piles all over the halls out there, they have a hard time keeping it all cleaned up
well the other dollar store was pooped on also, just heard about it today, we have a real sicky runnin around
doubt it

Evansville, IN

#19 Jun 18, 2009
i do not believe that. You are just tryin to start stuff on here. And its not even funny. You are trying to make Carlisle sound like a nast town when it is really a small town with a BIG heart.
also big turds

Versailles, KY

#20 Jun 18, 2009
doubt it wrote:
i do not believe that. You are just tryin to start stuff on here. And its not even funny. You are trying to make Carlisle sound like a nast town when it is really a small town with a BIG heart.
maybe it has a big heart, but somebody is dumping big turds in the stores, doesnt make the town look bad but whoever is doing this is a freak

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