Why does John "Reality Check" Colby s...

Why does John "Reality Check" Colby spam to himself"

Created by The Original Buzz on Jan 19, 2013

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Nobody cares.

He's nuts.

On welfare; nothing else to do.

Frustrated.

Inferiority complex.

Impotent.

The voices in his head tell him to.

All of the above.

Reality Check

San Jose, CA

#21 Jan 20, 2013
FAT Pat the Welfare Hog wrote:
Hey Lardass Pat, have you EVER had a job?
Or did you go straight from High School dropout to the Welfare-leech list?
DBS, you fatass, go ask your DADDY for some more cash.

Have you even TRIED looking for a job today?
Buzz

Menlo Park, CA

#22 Jan 20, 2013
Reality Check wrote:
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DBS, you fatass, go ask your DADDY for some more cash.
Have you even TRIED looking for a job today?
We've seen YOUR fat ads on TV John and know you haven't worked since 1992.
Reality Check

San Jose, CA

#23 Jan 20, 2013
Buzz wrote:
<quoted text>
We've seen YOUR fat ads on TV John and know you haven't worked since 1992.
Go ask your mommy for some cash, Buzz.

Have you even TRIED looking for a job today?
Buzz

Menlo Park, CA

#24 Jan 20, 2013
Reality Check wrote:
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Go ask your mommy for some cash, Buzz.
Have you even TRIED looking for a job today?
Got diapers, john?
Reality Check

San Jose, CA

#25 Jan 20, 2013
Buzz wrote:
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Got diapers, john?
Buzz, your MOMMY is calling. She wants to give you more cash.

Have you even TRIED looking for a job today?

The Original Buzz

“The buck stops here!”

Since: Sep 12

Scotts Valley

#26 Jan 20, 2013
Both my parents are deceased and I'll bet your wish they were.

BTW thanks for keeping this thread going. You are getting SO much support!!!(sarcasm, John)
Reality Check

San Jose, CA

#27 Jan 20, 2013
The Original Buzz wrote:
Both my parents are deceased and I'll bet your wish they were.
BTW thanks for keeping this thread going. You are getting SO much support!!!(sarcasm, John)
Sure thing, liar.

Even though you are fat and in your 60s, everyone knows your MOMMY pays all of your bills for you.

Have you even TRIED looking for a job today?
Reality Check

San Jose, CA

#28 Jan 20, 2013
The Original Buzz wrote:
Both my parents are deceased and I'll bet your wish they were.
BTW thanks for keeping this thread going. You are getting SO much support!!!(sarcasm, John)
lol I guess you dont understand that you are saying that Reality Check is John Colby with this thread lol

Too bad you never had a job, I think you would have made a GREAT teacher, Buzz LOL
Buzz

Menlo Park, CA

#29 Jan 20, 2013
Reality Check wrote:
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lol I guess you dont understand that you are saying that Reality Check is John Colby with this thread lol
Too bad you never had a job, I think you would have made a GREAT teacher, Buzz LOL
Unfortunately from you John a compliment really doesn't mean much. And yes John Colby hijacked Reality Check's name and has been posting under it for a while now. It's very easy to identify the real reality check since he makes sense and posts thoughtful comments whereas Colby a.k.a. reality check publishes drivel and only gets nuts, spam and clueless reviews, Colby has no dignity or integrity or intelligence.
curious cat

United States

#30 Jan 20, 2013
When I couldn't take john's buggeringbanymore and I had to run off I knew he was getting crazy but I didn't realize you would get this bad!
Reality Check

San Jose, CA

#31 Jan 20, 2013
Buzz wrote:
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Unfortunately from you John a compliment really doesn't mean much. And yes John Colby hijacked Reality Check's name and has been posting under it for a while now. It's very easy to identify the real reality check since he makes sense and posts thoughtful comments whereas Colby a.k.a. reality check publishes drivel and only gets nuts, spam and clueless reviews, Colby has no dignity or integrity or intelligence.
He asked you not to associate his name with all of this nonsense, I guess you cant even respect your friend's wishes.

That's the kind of guy you are.
Baby Back Ribs

Sunnyvale, CA

#32 Jan 20, 2013
Soooooeeeeeee!!!!
Reality Check

San Jose, CA

#34 Jan 20, 2013
Baby Back Ribs wrote:
Soooooeeeeeee!!!!
Saying "Baby Back Ribs" doesnt bother me lol

What bothers me, DBS, is that you dont have a job, and your DADDY spoils you while you spam all day on topix.

Have you even TRIED looking for a job today?
curious cat

United States

#33 Jan 20, 2013
John Colby gets crazier day by day. The remaining cats hide under the bed since he's too fat to bend over or crawl under the bed. They wait till he passes out to scavenge from his spilled food and use him as their litter box.
Reality Check

San Jose, CA

#35 Jan 20, 2013
curious cat wrote:
John Colby gets crazier day by day. The remaining cats hide under the bed since he's too fat to bend over or crawl under the bed. They wait till he passes out to scavenge from his spilled food and use him as their litter box.
Buzz, John doesnt have a MOMMY to clean up after his 12 cats for him like your mommy does.

Buzz, your MOMMY is calling!!!!!

She is wondering why at your age you are switching between different versions of the name "Buzz" here lol

She also wants you to look for a job today.

She still enjoys spoiling you, even though you are in your 60s and fat, but she also wants you to have a decent life.

The Original Buzz

“The buck stops here!”

Since: Sep 12

Scotts Valley

#36 Jan 20, 2013
Loser John is still opening up new threads and spamming futilely to himself. Impotent and pathetic. At least he could never be convicted for exposing himself; no evidence!:):)

“Nullum Gratuitum Prandium.”

Since: Sep 12

Location hidden

#37 Jan 20, 2013
The Original Buzz wrote:
Loser John is still opening up new threads and spamming futilely to himself. Impotent and pathetic. At least he could never be convicted for exposing himself; no evidence!:):)
John and Pat must really feel good about being pariahs.
curious cat

United States

#38 Jan 20, 2013
Maybe John spams to the different voices in his head? When Darwin Award Day comes I hope they carefully examine his miss-wired brain. Maybe what they learn could be his first contribution to society.
Buzz

Menlo Park, CA

#39 Jan 20, 2013
ColbyLoser's still starting threads and spamming to himself. I guess for him it's like jerking off since he is unable to do the real thing. John spends most of his time envying others and sublimating.
Buzz

Menlo Park, CA

#40 Jan 21, 2013
It's January 21, 2013 and the fat failure is still starting threads spamming to himself. What a loser!

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