"Adults Only" resorts...who's been an...

"Adults Only" resorts...who's been and what did you think?

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Cape Pair

Waterloo, Canada

#1 Jul 4, 2010
We've been to a number of "all inclusive" resorts in Mexico and several Caribbean islands, all very nice, but now we're thinking about going to one of the "adult oriented" tropical beach resorts later this year such as Hedonism II in Jamaica, Temtations in Cancun or Desire along the Riviera Maya. Has anyone from the Cape or Jackson area stayed at any of these resorts? If so, what did you think? Would you go back (or have you gone back?)? I guess what we would like to know is if people from Southeast Missouri would feel out of place there (or at someplace similar). Thanks in advance for sharing your "trip reports".
Just Us

Jackson, MO

#2 Jul 4, 2010
We're from Sikeston (is that close enough?) and have been to both Hedo in Jamaica and Temptations in Cancun (back when it was Blue Bay Getaway). Hubby and I had a great time at both places (and although we haven't gone back yet, we're returning to Negril in September). The bottom line is YES, people from Southeast Missouri can have a wonderful time - spanning from romantic to crazy wild - at places like Hedonism and Temptations.(And one of these days we'll put some trip reports online on one of those travel sites....)
Hedo

United States

#3 Jul 5, 2010
We've been to Hedo and a couple of other places and came back with rashes everytime. Oh yeah and they were down there in the region you dont want a rash in.
Gus

Moline, IL

#4 Jul 5, 2010
Depends on if you're hung like a horse and if you have a hot wife.
Guest

Cape Girardeau, MO

#5 Jul 5, 2010
What's an adult only resort? I know it's a dumb question.. But does that mean just adults or do they sexual things there?
guest

Saint Louis, MO

#6 Jul 5, 2010
Look at the web sites. They show lots of beautiful people having a wild time. Then look at some of the utube video, old ugly tattooed up fat white people wanting to be young and cool.
john doe

United States

#7 Jul 5, 2010
we ve been to Couples Resorts.. Very nice and I think there are 4 in JA
Hot Momma

Saint Louis, MO

#8 Jul 5, 2010
We've also been to one of the "Couples" all-inclusive resorts in Jamaica. It's for "couples" only (heterosexual) and we particularly enjoyed the nude beach (I hate tan lines!)
ungroundround

Waterloo, Canada

#9 Jul 5, 2010
I stayed at Blue Bay before it changed. Pretty nice place then at least. Back in 2005
cape pair

Jackson, MO

#10 Jul 6, 2010
is Blue Bay the resort that changed its name to "Temptations"? If so, it looks a lot like a fraternity party. Can it be "romantic," too?
Cousin Ed

Maryland Heights, MO

#11 Jul 6, 2010
Well I'll fess up. I met this ol gal from jersey and we hit it off over this ol interweb. We took a trip on an adult cruise line amd let me tell ya if yer a crazy one like she and I are go fer it. We let people watch four differeent times. It's alllllright. And I'm here to tell ya. That crazy jersey woman is wild as he'll. You like getting naked and letting people watch like we did go fer it.
cape pair

Jackson, MO

#12 Jul 7, 2010
Cousin Ed wrote:
Well I'll fess up. I met this ol gal from jersey and we hit it off over this ol interweb. We took a trip on an adult cruise line amd let me tell ya if yer a crazy one like she and I are go fer it. We let people watch four differeent times. It's alllllright. And I'm here to tell ya. That crazy jersey woman is wild as he'll. You like getting naked and letting people watch like we did go fer it.
What cruise line, Cousin Ed? Inquiring minds want to know!
Cousin Ed

Chicago, IL

#13 Jul 7, 2010
Do yer due diligence and go to what knows all, google.
Traveler

Jackson, MO

#14 Jul 7, 2010
It depends on what kind of "adults only" you want. My husband and I have been to two different adults only resorts, one in Mexico and one in Jamaica. Both were excellent. Most people there were couples and many were on their honeymoons. It was very low key. We liked it a lot because there were no kids around so we were very relaxed. However, if you want the craziness, there are those resorts, too.
JFW

Jackson, MO

#15 Jul 10, 2010
We've been to a resort called the Golden Parnassus in Cancun. It's an adults-only all-inclusive and, for the most part, it was pretty tame (except for late at night around the Tiki Bar). Oh, there was tequila volleyball in the pool and a few topless women, but that was about it. Very nice place....
Overboard

Eureka Springs, AR

#16 Jul 11, 2010
Cousin Ed wrote:
Well I'll fess up. I met this ol gal from jersey and we hit it off over this ol interweb. We took a trip on an adult cruise line amd let me tell ya if yer a crazy one like she and I are go fer it. We let people watch four differeent times. It's alllllright. And I'm here to tell ya. That crazy jersey woman is wild as he'll. You like getting naked and letting people watch like we did go fer it.
I bet after seeing you and that big fat hog slut you met up with all 4 people jumped overboard and drowned themselves. But we'll give you the benefit of the doubt and say they laughed so hard they fell overboard.
Cousin Ed

Maryland Heights, MO

#17 Jul 11, 2010
Overboard huh? Hahaha. Well I tell ya what, ask yer mammy how 9 inches feels boy. As fer my lady fried fromjersey. Well screw you as you don't need to no anythign bout her. Damn that's one fine woman.
Overboard

Colfax, WA

#18 Jul 12, 2010
I did as you said ed and asked her about your nine inches. She said, "Yes ol ed did give me nine inches." She said with only a 3 inch pecker he had to do it 3 times. She said your nickname was needledick the bug fu***ker.
Cousin Ed

Chicago, IL

#19 Jul 12, 2010
Yer sure a trying aren't ye overblown? Ahahahhehehehehe. Damn yous a funny one. Poor ol basterd

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