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Only live once

United States

#1 Feb 27, 2013
I have a small problem. I have been vehicle shopping a lot lately with my spouse. Lots of test drives. Now I have started having dreams that while on the test drive I reach over and start to fondle the salesman (to completion) like he's my husband. It's not like me at all. Now it's become a fantasy. My husband wants me to continue the search without him there.
Do I tell him? He won't like it. Do I just do it and get it out of my system?
What would you do?
Not a troll;serious question. I cannot be the only one.
Employees Only

United States

#2 Feb 27, 2013
Tell me, in any of these dreams or fantasies does the salesman fart or ask you for an order of chop suey?
Only live once

United States

#3 Feb 27, 2013
Nevermind troll
Amazed

United States

#4 Feb 27, 2013
Why would you even ask this on topix?what did you expect?
splc

Pleasant Hope, MO

#5 Feb 27, 2013
seek help!
Big Sexy

Herrin, IL

#6 Feb 27, 2013
Only live once wrote:
I have a small problem. I have been vehicle shopping a lot lately with my spouse. Lots of test drives. Now I have started having dreams that while on the test drive I reach over and start to fondle the salesman (to completion) like he's my husband. It's not like me at all. Now it's become a fantasy. My husband wants me to continue the search without him there.
Do I tell him? He won't like it. Do I just do it and get it out of my system?
What would you do?
Not a troll;serious question. I cannot be the only one.
I say do it and get it out of your system!
Neck

United States

#7 Feb 27, 2013
Only live once wrote:
I have a small problem. I have been vehicle shopping a lot lately with my spouse. Lots of test drives. Now I have started having dreams that while on the test drive I reach over and start to fondle the salesman (to completion) like he's my husband. It's not like me at all. Now it's become a fantasy. My husband wants me to continue the search without him there.
Do I tell him? He won't like it. Do I just do it and get it out of my system?
What would you do?
Not a troll;serious question. I cannot be the only one.
Yeah, it's totally worth risking your marriage for that.
Piolätaz

United States

#8 Feb 27, 2013
In that case, I've got a vehicle you can come test drive.
Employees Only

Garnett, KS

#9 Feb 27, 2013
Amazed wrote:
Why would you even ask this on topix?what did you expect?
Because he's a troll just looking for attention. Stupid post, which is why I replied with a stupid answer.
Only live Once

United States

#10 Feb 27, 2013
Employees Only wrote:
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Because he's a troll just looking for attention. Stupid post, which is why I replied with a stupid answer.
Sorry, but no. I am female and was looking for an honest opinion from anonymous strangers.
You did have the option of ignoring me.
Still do.
I'm sorry that there are so many jerks on here that you have to assume no one is real.
4 real

United States

#11 Feb 27, 2013
Only live Once wrote:
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Sorry, but no. I am female and was looking for an honest opinion from anonymous strangers.
You did have the option of ignoring me.
Still do.
I'm sorry that there are so many jerks on here that you have to assume no one is real.
I would not do it. You will get caught. Unless you could go out of town like saint Louis and do it. Don't do it close to home.
Kringle

Ballwin, MO

#12 Feb 27, 2013
You are assuming the test drive guy would welcome this. There is a god probability he would not.
Hunter

Cape Girardeau, MO

#13 Feb 27, 2013
Your a [email protected] Cut and dry. My opinion of course.
Hello

Cape Girardeau, MO

#14 Feb 27, 2013
I'm a salesman and I wouldn't tell anyone. If we go on a testdrive it would make my day if you grabbed my cock and stroked it. If you're hot pull over somewhere and do what you want with it and I would do what you want me to with it. I'm single so no worries on my part.
Omg

Cape Girardeau, MO

#16 Feb 27, 2013
Employees Only wrote:
Tell me, in any of these dreams or fantasies does the salesman fart or ask you for an order of chop suey?
I am seriously laughing out loud. Like a crazy person. Awesome.
Kringle

Ballwin, MO

#17 Feb 27, 2013
Hello wrote:
I'm a salesman and I wouldn't tell anyone. If we go on a testdrive it would make my day if you grabbed my cock and stroked it. If you're hot pull over somewhere and do what you want with it and I would do what you want me to with it. I'm single so no worries on my part.
A hot girl wouldn't have posted this. Think old and ugly.
Hello

Cape Girardeau, MO

#18 Feb 27, 2013
Kringle wrote:
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A hot girl wouldn't have posted this. Think old and ugly.
I know, I guarantee it! I am also sure she has BAD CREDIT and uses Child Support from a previous husband for income. Trifling whor*
Employees Only

Cape Girardeau, MO

#19 Feb 27, 2013
Only live Once wrote:
<quoted text>Sorry, but no. I am female and was looking for an honest opinion from anonymous strangers.
You did have the option of ignoring me.
Still do.
I'm sorry that there are so many jerks on here that you have to assume no one is real.
Oh, sure, I believe you. Yeah, sure.
lindahhh

United States

#20 Feb 27, 2013
Employees Only wrote:
<quoted text>Because he's a troll just looking for attention. Stupid post, which is why I replied with a stupid answer.
He's a troll? I knew right away it was a woman.
Wake up People

De Soto, MO

#21 Feb 28, 2013
I think this is a real post.

If you're going to do it, tell your husband first. Your marriage will be wrecked regardless. But at least you won't be a LYING whore.

It's ok to fantasize. It's not ok to cheat. Nevermind the pain it'll cause your husband; YOU'LL feel awful.

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