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Really

Saint Louis, MO

#2 Feb 15, 2012
On Storage Wars, Barry Weiss said (about a really bad welding job) that the item must have been welded by a graduate of the Helen Keller School of Welding. Bet they got letter on that one.

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Since: Oct 09

Show-Me-State

#3 Feb 15, 2012
What was Helen Keller's favorite color?

Corduroy
JerryM

Saint Louis, MO

#4 Feb 15, 2012
Why does Helen Keller play the piano with one hand? Because she sings with the other.

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#5 Feb 15, 2012
JerryM wrote:
Why does Helen Keller play the piano with one hand? Because she sings with the other.
ROFLOL. Now that's funny - I don't care who you are!

“Alis Grave Nil”

Since: Jul 11

Chicago, IL

#6 Feb 15, 2012
My bologna has a first name, it's O S C A R. Helen Keller's bologna has a first name it's "ahhhhmuaaaahhahhh"

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#8 Feb 15, 2012
How did Helen Kelle's parents punish her? They put door knobs in the walls.
VictorK

Saint Louis, MO

#9 Feb 15, 2012
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her for swearing? They washed her hands with soap.

Since: Oct 11

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#10 Feb 15, 2012
Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself?

You'd kill yourself too if your name was aaarrrraaaagggggahhh
Gucci Crew

Saint Louis, MO

#11 Feb 15, 2012
How did Hellen Keller discover masturbation?

By reading lips.
voit

Saint Louis, MO

#13 Feb 15, 2012
How else did her parents punish her?

They put a plunger in the toilet.
Or rearranged the furniture.

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Show-Me-State

#14 Feb 15, 2012
What happened when she fell into a well? She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.

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#15 Feb 15, 2012
voit wrote:
How else did her parents punish her?
They put a plunger in the toilet.
Or rearranged the furniture.
They also made a round room and told her to stand in the corner
Bootheel Man

Saint Louis, MO

#16 Feb 16, 2012
What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? Nothing, she had her mittens on.
guest

United States

#17 Feb 16, 2012
Takes alot of guts to make jokes about the deaf and blind doesn't it....

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#18 Feb 16, 2012
Was anyone on this thread trying to show how gutsy they were? Anyone? I doubt it. They're jokes you squeamish little wiener. If you can't handle this, you should probably just quit being on the internet, cause it only gets worse from here.

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#19 Feb 16, 2012
Chanukah Gesundheit wrote:
Was anyone on this thread trying to show how gutsy they were? Anyone? I doubt it. They're jokes you squeamish little wiener. If you can't handle this, you should probably just quit being on the internet, cause it only gets worse from here.
I wondered when it would happen. Took longer than I thought really.
guest

United States

#20 Feb 16, 2012
I'm extremely hard of hearing and I find this thread offensive. I've had to many years of putting up with stupid people making jokes at my expense and if I didn't laugh, well gee, can't take a joke.

Just what is funny about being deaf or blind. Do you make fun of people with missing arms and legs too?

“Alis Grave Nil”

Since: Jul 11

Chicago, IL

#21 Feb 16, 2012
guest wrote:
I'm extremely hard of hearing and I find this thread offensive. I've had to many years of putting up with stupid people making jokes at my expense and if I didn't laugh, well gee, can't take a joke.

Just what is funny about being deaf or blind. Do you make fun of people with missing arms and legs too?
Yes.
Fried Pepsi

Jackson, MO

#22 Feb 16, 2012
Me too.

Since: Oct 11

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#23 Feb 16, 2012
guest wrote:
I'm extremely hard of hearing and I find this thread offensive. I've had to many years of putting up with stupid people making jokes at my expense and if I didn't laugh, well gee, can't take a joke.

Just what is funny about being deaf or blind. Do you make fun of people with missing arms and legs too?
I make fun of everyone, don't feel special. Also, you came here for the express purpose of becoming offended. If I really didn't want to see this kind of joke, guess what, I wouldn't go to a thread titled "Helen Keller jokes", but that's because I'm not an idiot looking to take out my frustration.

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