Negrology (A handy course in Ebonics)

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Nutnice

Cape Girardeau, MO

#3 Apr 16, 2010
BRACE YOSELF FOO'- Prepare yourself for anything, my negro friend. It is estimated that a negro is shot every three seconds (keep it up, negros!), and the buzzphrase is BRACE YOSELF FOO'. The negro who is shooting says this as he points his firearm at point blank range and shoots the other negro.

WORD TO YA MOMMA - I understand what you are saying to me. The reference to a mother denotes a negro's affection for his mother or his friend's mother. Most negro bucks have fathered at least 3 children before age 23.

WORD UP - Again, I understand. Ebonics grammatic construction usually throws the preposition to the end. If you speak correct English, you know this is incorrect.

KICKIN IT WIV DE HONEYS - Staying at home with a negro sow, usually engaging in some sort of mating ritual.

KEEPIN IT REAL - I am keeping myself from human influence. In other words, I am engaging in non-stop TNB.

PEEP DIS SHEEET - Look at this. Many negros stare at an object aimlessly for minutes or hours.

LAY BACK IN DA CUT- Sit in the car out of sight. If one negro is robbing the Rhodes Station and his get-a-way driver is in the parking lot, the robber will say this to the driver so he will not get nervous when DA POPO (the police) comes to arrest them.

PEACE OUT - Goodbye until I see you again, be careful where you may go. Again, the negro construction throws the preposition to the end. Denotes a false sense of caring. The negro often gets into unsafe situations with other negros, and this results in an increase in crime rates.

IN DA HOUSE - I am present, commence the activities of crime, fornication, and drug abuse.

WHOP YO ASS - I will assault you until I render you un- conscious. Denotes a threat from one negro to another. Many negroes beat each other unconscious everyday and cause many injuries. Whitey has them to thank for health insurance rates going up.



There may be the odd time where you could be faced by a feral negro, and you need to make yourself understood before you get understood. The ape might think that you are one of its homies in disguise, and leave you alone. That is why it is recommended to use the Ebonics translator as a survival tool.
meme

Cape Girardeau, MO

#4 Apr 16, 2010
Wow thanks! I now understand what my boyfriend was saying back in 1992 when he said, "Word to your mamma!" and "In da House" lmao I think Sinbad wrote you're manual! I here he's a real gangsa! But thanks, I now can communicate if I ever get a time machine and go black to the future!
Hooked on Ebonics worked for me!!
meme

Cape Girardeau, MO

#5 Apr 17, 2010
Nutnice, I can tell you're old!
Mister D

United States

#6 Apr 17, 2010
Wow what a sad racist attempt to be funny! I'm pretty sure the only person I've ever heard say Word to Yo Momma is Vanilla Ice! Do something useful and try deciphering all the "text talk" used today.
Wordup

Cape Girardeau, MO

#7 Apr 17, 2010
When you heard black people talk this way, did they have their pants on backward with boom boxes on their shoulders?
meme

Cape Girardeau, MO

#8 Apr 17, 2010
JUMP JUMP!
lmao

Cape Girardeau, MO

#9 Apr 17, 2010
nutnice, you're nutfunny!
Jazz E

Jackson, MO

#10 Apr 18, 2010
you forgot words like "yano what ahm sayn, axe (ask), I be, He be, they be, we be, ahhuntie, they say aunt so proper but can't even say ask. go figga.

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Ralphie

#11 Apr 18, 2010
Mister D wrote:
Wow what a sad racist attempt to be funny! I'm pretty sure the only person I've ever heard say Word to Yo Momma is Vanilla Ice! Do something useful and try deciphering all the "text talk" used today.
Quoted for truth
person

United States

#12 Apr 18, 2010
Why do blacks say axe instead of ask?
nice attempt

Preston, MO

#13 Apr 18, 2010
nice attempt, but maybe you ought to let meme throw some out there for us. she would know more than us. re when black ppl say axe rather than ask, maybe it is a flow thing. the word axe does flow off the tongue easier than ask. idk
nice attempt

Preston, MO

#14 Apr 18, 2010
but i think its more aks than axe. lol
queenfatblunt10

Kansas City, MO

#15 Apr 18, 2010
I dunno one black mf who says any of that s*** and I've been black for 22 yrs. Lame ass attempt better luck next time dumb***
meme

Cape Girardeau, MO

#16 Apr 18, 2010
queenfatblunt10 wrote:
I dunno one black mf who says any of that s*** and I've been black for 22 yrs. Lame ass attempt better luck next time dumb***
I agree with you, NONE of the black people in my family ever fit into any of this crap! But their are a lot of words that are pronounced differently in different areas. Aunt is definitely one of them. Why do some white people through the letter r where it doesn't belong. Example: I'm going to worsh my car!
I'm not being racist, I just want to point out that every culture has some people who do not speak properly!
queenfatblunt10

Kansas City, MO

#17 Apr 18, 2010
meme wrote:
<quoted text> I agree with you, NONE of the black people in my family ever fit into any of this crap! But their are a lot of words that are pronounced differently in different areas. Aunt is definitely one of them. Why do some white people through the letter r where it doesn't belong. Example: I'm going to worsh my car!
I'm not being racist, I just want to point out that every culture has some people who do not speak properly!
Thank u so much.....living in cg u hear that s*** all the time
meme

Cape Girardeau, MO

#18 Apr 18, 2010
I meant throw the letter R, not through! Thought I'd mention that before it's used to discredit the entire comment! lol Anyway, I still do not understand why so much emphasis is on Ebonics, when it's just slang, white cultures have county slang, rock slang, skater, surfer, goth, hippie, and many more! And I've only heard a lot of these ebonic terms, from racist white people making fun of blacks! No black person I know says aks, or in da house! But who cares anyway! If you don't like the way someone talks, don't talk like them! It's as simple as that!
IMPEACH OBAMA

Bealeton, VA

#19 Apr 18, 2010
person wrote:
Why do blacks say axe instead of ask?
How about,DAT,CUZ,and DUNNO.
Stop being stupid

Dallas, TX

#20 Apr 18, 2010
What about: got 22" rimps own it, ma boy gots a bubble cuprice, suk on dis hook
meme

Cape Girardeau, MO

#21 Apr 18, 2010
nice attempt wrote:
nice attempt, but maybe you ought to let meme throw some out there for us. she would know more than us. re when black ppl say axe rather than ask, maybe it is a flow thing. the word axe does flow off the tongue easier than ask. idk
What do you mean ask meme? Why axe me? I don't talk like dat? lol
meme

Cape Girardeau, MO

#22 Apr 18, 2010
I honestly think it's okay to make fun of people who talk like idiots, as long as you're not pinpointing one race, after all, every race has it's group of dummies. I have black and white family, most of both are southern. I actually find a little comfort in the way they talk. It seems wholesome and sweet! They don't talk dumb though, they just have a really soft southern accent.

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