how to defeat jesus?

[UnJesus]

im gathering soldiers to defeat the powers of light. i dont buy into the whole god is all powerful at all. one way to win a war without even fighting is psychological warfare, and this is whats going down. im not intimidated, you're not intimidated, lets grab jesus by his scruffy beard and make him kneel for a change. whos with me?? and dont any of u bible thumpers get in my way, ill steam roll ya quick like dig it...

[Captain Obvious Says]

I bet you feel like a badass now after posting this.

[Guest]

UnJesus wrote:

im gathering soldiers to defeat the powers of light. i dont buy into the whole god is all powerful at all. one way to win a war without even fighting is psychological warfare, and this is whats going down. im not intimidated, you're not intimidated, lets grab jesus by his scruffy beard and make him kneel for a change. whos with me?? and dont any of u bible thumpers get in my way, ill steam roll ya quick like dig it...

Pipe or brownies?

[Lolacaust]

Guest wrote:

<quoted text>Pipe or brownies?

I'm betting a foil pipe an copious amounts of meth were involved.

[Bootheel Man]

UnJesus wrote:

im gathering soldiers to defeat the powers of light. i dont buy into the whole god is all powerful at all. one way to win a war without even fighting is psychological warfare, and this is whats going down. im not intimidated, you're not intimidated, lets grab jesus by his scruffy beard and make him kneel for a change. whos with me?? and dont any of u bible thumpers get in my way, ill steam roll ya quick like dig it...

Wow you really need a life. Why don't you do something with your life?

[MyOpinion68]

What a sad, pitiful, little person....

[guest]

if it isn't drug induced it needs to be. take it somewhere else. sick of hearing your 'darkness is the way' bs. move on.

[nobody]

UnJesus wrote:

im gathering soldiers to defeat the powers of light. i dont buy into the whole god is all powerful at all. one way to win a war without even fighting is psychological warfare, and this is whats going down. im not intimidated, you're not intimidated, lets grab jesus by his scruffy beard and make him kneel for a change. whos with me?? and dont any of u bible thumpers get in my way, ill steam roll ya quick like dig it...

I'm in

[nobody]

No seriously screw all these people I feel the same way.

[Social Worker]

UnJesus wrote:

im gathering soldiers to defeat the powers of light. i dont buy into the whole god is all powerful at all. one way to win a war without even fighting is psychological warfare, and this is whats going down. im not intimidated, you're not intimidated, lets grab jesus by his scruffy beard and make him kneel for a change. whos with me?? and dont any of u bible thumpers get in my way, ill steam roll ya quick like dig it...

When I first read this I left the "T" off of thumpers and it was way funnier in my head.

[Music Man]

UnJesus wrote:

im gathering soldiers to defeat the powers of light. i dont buy into the whole god is all powerful at all. one way to win a war without even fighting is psychological warfare, and this is whats going down. im not intimidated, you're not intimidated, lets grab jesus by his scruffy beard and make him kneel for a change. whos with me?? and dont any of u bible thumpers get in my way, ill steam roll ya quick like dig it...

I'm not a bible thumper, but I'll defend my Jesus any day of the week. You won't steamroll me, dig it?

[Seriously]

Im am not a bible thumper but maybe you should get one thumped over your head and get some sense knocked into you. You speak crazy ! All i got to say is the day will come and your life on earth will end and you had better hope you are right or it a be the biggest mistake you every made. You need to think about that oh Smart one !!!! Read Revelations and then look around you the things that the Bible states is happening. You need to be ready. FYI Jesus Loves You

[UnJesus]

tell me where jesus is. if this is revelations tell me where jesus is. and music man, u r a bible humper if u buy into jesus. either that or a torah whore. either way u r dumb. u r mentally inferior, and u better bring more than a prayer cloth to stop the pain train, dig it? or r u one of those crusades christian warriors? do u have chain mail and a sword? fight for your baby jesus yea lol u sound so scary.

[UnJesus]

wow i just read there r books that were left out of the bible that claimed jesus was in a relationship with another man. no no, wasnt "peter", but that was my first guess too. its said thats why christianity is against homosexuality now, bc it was the true sin that jesus took unto himself (pardon the pun) to save us from, thats why we r not supposed to do it now. ewww?

[Nutnice]

I like the fact that you are an atheist and you are "gathering soldiers". But please, before you focus all of your time and energy to educating the masses on the farcical world of Monotheism, please turn your focus on learning the use of proper grammar and punctuation.

We "militant atheists" must maintain a certain "status quo". You will never be taken seriously in our community if you write your sentences without proper capitalization, or use non-words like, ewww.

[Thunder Lips]

UnJesus wrote:

wow i just read there r books that were left out of the bible that claimed jesus was in a relationship with another man. no no, wasnt "peter", but that was my first guess too. its said thats why christianity is against homosexuality now, bc it was the true sin that jesus took unto himself (pardon the pun) to save us from, thats why we r not supposed to do it now. ewww?

Oh, I get it now, you're a little gay boy who feels threatened by an establishment who frowns upon the act of homosexuality. Now you are taking your crusade out on topix in Cape Girardeau. Wow, what a waste of time. It's rather pathetic. You should meet up with kowledge. One can overly obsess over whitey, and you can waste your time bad mouthing something you dont even believe in in the first place. My God YOU ARE STUPID.

[Bootheel Man]

In reading all your posts in this thread and others I'm starting to think that, it's not you don't believe in God but you are really really mad at God for whatever reason. I hope you find peace with God before it's too late.

[UnJesus]

Bootheel Man wrote:

In reading all your posts in this thread and others I'm starting to think that, it's not you don't believe in God but you are really really mad at God for whatever reason. I hope you find peace with God before it's too late.

i must admit, i cried when i read this. it hit home, u r right...now ive gone and stuffed my face with bon bons and am watching broke back mtn. u get me bootheel man, i dont know how, i dont know why, but u get me. why did god curse me with these great looks. with this mind thats too smart for its own good. with this massive...wait thats private. bless u for touching a lost soul and bringing me back to jesus. i just needed to b shown the right path, u r a good bootheel man...

[Lol]

UnJesus wrote:

im gathering soldiers to defeat the powers of light. i dont buy into the whole god is all powerful at all. one way to win a war without even fighting is psychological warfare, and this is whats going down. im not intimidated, you're not intimidated, lets grab jesus by his scruffy beard and make him kneel for a change. whos with me?? and dont any of u bible thumpers get in my way, ill steam roll ya quick like dig it...

Good luck you are going to need it !! You should just bend over and kiss your back side goodbye because you will never win that. Haha you are a idiot and with what you posted proves that.

[Lolacaust]

All hail Lord Jesus slayer of Raptors.