Review; The Keys Bar & Grill at Gulf ...

Review; The Keys Bar & Grill at Gulf Coast Town Center

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Tommy Vercetti

North Fort Myers, FL

#1 Mar 23, 2016
(Beast's roar) GrrARRGH!!!(Screaming my head off, banging the table) I HATE rap music! I HATE rap music! I HATE GANGSTER RAP!!!

I tried it out in December 2015, that place was playing the kind of music I absolutely HATE to death; RAP! Yes, you read correctly! Rap! That kind of music that has all that horrible profanity and swearing in it and that glorifies illegal drugs, gang life, violence, and rape. To make matters worse, even the DJ himself was a total potty mouth! There was a break in the music, when the DJ came back, he was like "And now let's get this party really good and (censored) up!" I was TOTALLY ready to wash that DJ's mouth out with soap!


Normal people DO NOT listen to rap! Gang bangers, serial killers, violent thugs like the 2015 Zombicon shooter, and drug runners/drug smugglers listen to rap! Terrorists listen to rap! And in fact, I can easily bet any amount that those exact people who even flew those planes/missiles into the World Trade Center and the Pentagon on 9/11/2001, and then sent both those great soaring twin towers, Building 7, and that section of the Pentagon crashing to the ground in heaps of smoking rubble with all those people inside, probably listened to TONS of rap! Same likely with the perps of other terrorist acts on American soil including but not limited to the 1993 World Trade Center bombing, the bombing of Pan Am Flight 103, the 1995 Oklahoma City bombing, and the 2013 Boston Marathon bombing.

Other notorious people I can about guarantee probably listened to tons of rap include but are not limited to; the perps of the 1997 North Hollywood Shootout (yes, Larry Phillips and Emil Matasareanu), the perp of the 2015 Zombicon shooting, the perps of the 1979 Dadeland Mall Massacre, the perps of the 1999 Columbine High School massacre, the perps of the massacre at Sandy Hook Elementary School, the perps of the 1986 FBI Miami shootout, and the perps of the 1980 Norco Bank robbery.

The rap needs to DISAPPEAR IMMEDIATELY!!!
Desireetaylor

Decatur, GA

#2 Apr 20, 2017
My husband was helping a bartender pick up some Jell-O shots that she dropped and the security guards came over thinking he was stealing them and manhandled them when I tried to defend him and tell them that we were just going to leave one of the bouncers punched me in the face and threw me on the ground they continued to be very aggressive with us by dragging us out of the bar we are from Boston visiting the cape for a week and it was the worst experience of my life
Ihaterap

Cape Coral, FL

#4 Apr 20, 2017
Desireetaylor wrote:
My husband was helping a bartender pick up some Jell-O shots that she dropped and the security guards came over thinking he was stealing them and manhandled them when I tried to defend him and tell them that we were just going to leave one of the bouncers punched me in the face and threw me on the ground they continued to be very aggressive with us by dragging us out of the bar we are from Boston visiting the cape for a week and it was the worst experience of my life
Now that sounds like a bar owned by Al-Qaeda or ISIS! To make matters worse, the jukebox at The Keys Bar & Grille is broken and totally inoperable. That means you can not play any music you want to before the gangsta DJs arrive.

Staff that are like that, as well as DJs that especially play such hard core gangsta thug rap like they do especially on College Night, have NO place in the United states of America! DJs, if you are going to play that hardcore rap music, do us a favor and go play it in Syria! Or go play it in Afghanistan, or Iraq, or the Gaza Strip!
Soflo3427

Cape Coral, FL

#5 Apr 26, 2017
99.999999 % of the time Keys plays rap or any type of Top 40s music is during college nights, always on a Thursday. Any other time they're playing usual music or the dueling pianos.

It's five minutes from FGCU and GCTC is a FGCU hangout spot as a whole. What do you expect?
Ihaterap

Cape Coral, FL

#6 Apr 26, 2017
Soflo3427 wrote:
99.999999 % of the time Keys plays rap or any type of Top 40s music is during college nights, always on a Thursday. Any other time they're playing usual music or the dueling pianos.

It's five minutes from FGCU and GCTC is a FGCU hangout spot as a whole. What do you expect?
So in other words, you're telling me that the entire present college student generation is a terrorist generation that wants to get pumped to gun down and murder innocent people, smuggle illegal drugs, and blow up occupied buildings with truck bombs and start wars! How the devil can this possibly be!? Like even the entire American millennial college student population has already joined ISIS and Al-Qaeda!

The music that really needs to be played on College Night is classic dance music (Aerosmith, Le Click, La Bouche, etc), classic R&B, Old School, slow songs (especially love songs), and some Spanish music.

Rap belongs in places that are already lethal war zones! Syria, Afghanistan, Iraq, and the Gaza Strip are the places where rap belongs!
Ihaterap

Cape Coral, FL

#7 Apr 26, 2017
Now, I'm not exactly fond of slow songs, but I'll easily take 6 HOURS of NONSTOP slow songs over even ONE single rap song any night! Compared to rap, especially the kind of hardcore rap they play on College Night, I wouldn't even mind if, on College Night, the DJ even played slow song after slow song from even 8 pm all the way to 2 in the morning, not one single fast song at all, even if it made me fall asleep at the bar, doesn't matter, I'd take it. THAT is how much I hate rap music, ESPECIALLY that horrible hard core junk they play on College Night!
Gaston

Columbia, SC

#8 Aug 20, 2017
Ihaterap wrote:
<quoted text>

So in other words, you're telling me that the entire present college student generation is a terrorist generation that wants to get pumped to gun down and murder innocent people, smuggle illegal drugs, and blow up occupied buildings with truck bombs and start wars! How the devil can this possibly be!? Like even the entire American millennial college student population has already joined ISIS and Al-Qaeda!

The music that really needs to be played on College Night is classic dance music (Aerosmith, Le Click, La Bouche, etc), classic R&B, Old School, slow songs (especially love songs), and some Spanish music.

Rap belongs in places that are already lethal war zones! Syria, Afghanistan, Iraq, and the Gaza Strip are the places where rap belongs!
Anyone who likes partying to hip hop music needs to be immediately deported to Afghanistan, Syria, or Iraq! Hip hop is a critical danger to society on the whole! Hip hop gets people pumped for one thing and one thing only; lethal and catastrophic violence!
Gaston

Columbia, SC

#9 Aug 21, 2017
Hip hop bars and hip hop nightclubs are a critical danger to the community! Hip hop music itself turns otherwise docile club goers into gangsters and terrorists! It gets people pumped into doing drive-by shootings, armed robberies, muggings, rapes, and even blowing up buildings with truck bombs!

It is time to take drastic action and DEPORT ALL owners, DJs, and customers of hip hop bars and hip hop nightclubs! Send them to Afghanistan! Send them to Iraq! Send them to Syria! We don't need them starting World War III in Southwest Florida!
Tommy

Cape Coral, FL

#10 Sep 20, 2017
Great post Gaston!

The Keys Bar & Grille is one place I hope got heavy interior damage from Hurricane Irma. My hope is that maybe the damage will be too much for the Islamic/Al Qaeda terrorist owners of that bar to afford and they'll sell it and move back to Afghanistan or Syria. And then no more rap/hip hop at that place.
Prince John

Cape Coral, FL

#11 Sep 21, 2017
Tommy wrote:
Great post Gaston!

The Keys Bar & Grille is one place I hope got heavy interior damage from Hurricane Irma. My hope is that maybe the damage will be too much for the Islamic/Al Qaeda terrorist owners of that bar to afford and they'll sell it and move back to Afghanistan or Syria. And then no more rap/hip hop at that place.
Isaiah 9:10 "The bricks are down, but we will rebuild with hewn stone. The sycamores are down, but we will replace them with cedars."

The Keys Bar & Grille will only rebuild itself, and bigger, meaner, tougher, and more vicious than ever before. Their doors get blown in, they'll either wall off the exterior with reinforced concrete, or they'll replace their aluminum 'garage doors' with heavy iron ones. And they'll pump the rap all the harder and all the more violent, especially on College Night.

The entire American millennial college generation is a TRASH generation! Toxic, violent, evil to the core, vicious, this American college generation WANTS WAR!!! They want armageddon! If they could have done so, they would have already leveled every single city worldwide with nuclear bombs and started World War III. They WANT rap! They WANT to get pumped even to level every single downtown structure, shopping center, and everything with homemade bombs.

You're looking to hook up with that cute FGCU cheerleader, you better forget about it! Chances are, she has a boyfriend, and her boyfriend has a bomb!
Prince John

Boulder, CO

#12 Sep 14, 2018
Ihaterap wrote:
<quoted text>

So in other words, you're telling me that the entire present college student generation is a terrorist generation that wants to get pumped to gun down and murder innocent people, smuggle illegal drugs, and blow up occupied buildings with truck bombs and start wars! How the devil can this possibly be!? Like even the entire American millennial college student population has already joined ISIS and Al-Qaeda!

The music that really needs to be played on College Night is classic dance music (Aerosmith, Le Click, La Bouche, etc), classic R&B, Old School, slow songs (especially love songs), and some Spanish music.

Rap belongs in places that are already lethal war zones! Syria, Afghanistan, Iraq, and the Gaza Strip are the places where rap belongs!
You say you hate rap music. College students today would call you a nazi for hating rap. They'd easily say; "He burns down black churches! He's a Neo-Nazi! He's a member of the Ku Klux Klan! He's a hardened racist! He hates black people because they're black!" Disliking of what Americans today have incorporated into America's toxic culture will cause Americans to inflate their huge egos ever bigger by calling the person a loser and a hater.

Also, nobody plays slow songs anymore. Slow dancing is about love and romance. America is a toxic hate culture. Lawless, evil, toxic, the present college generation is useless trash that lusts after war and bloodshed.

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