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Horney

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#1 Jan 19, 2010
I'm in town for a few weeks to work on some damaged power lines, staying at the local motel. Where do all the sluts hang out? Do any of the local drinking places have any nice sluts that are easy on the eyes? I'm sorta lost in this town. Help!!!
Right hand

West Liberty, KY

#2 Jan 19, 2010
If you want some sluts go buy some perc 30's then go downtown and sit in a parking lot. Give it a few minutes for them to catch a whiff of them 30's. Then they'll track your scent and bam you got 5 or 10 sluts clawin at your window. But don't be scared, you've succeeded. Just don't look em in the eyes.
Horney

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#5 Jan 20, 2010
Thanks. Can I assume that most of them will have most of their teeth?
Horney

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#6 Jan 20, 2010
Hey thanks. Can I assume that most of them will have all thier teeth? Will there be any mother/daughter teams looking?

Since: Jan 09

Morehead, KY

#7 Jan 20, 2010
Horney wrote:
Hey thanks. Can I assume that most of them will have all thier teeth? Will there be any mother/daughter teams looking?
Sorry - most are lucky to have even a few teeth.
Angel

West Liberty, KY

#8 Jan 20, 2010
You're probably not much to look at either! Damn, go home to your own family or whatever....
omg

Chesterfield, MO

#10 Jan 20, 2010
look up netta mclemore wilson she screw for anything
yukyuk

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#11 Jan 20, 2010
Horney wrote:
Hey thanks. Can I assume that most of them will have all thier teeth? Will there be any mother/daughter teams looking?
They don't believe in teeth in that part of the country,not sure but it might be a religous thing.I think they eat rocks while praying to the Pyorrhea gods.
mandy

United States

#12 Jan 20, 2010
kathy spencer is an easy piece but use a rubber she likes baby daddys and child support
hummmmmm

West Liberty, KY

#13 Jan 21, 2010
the ones with NO teeth give better BJ's...just sayin
U need em

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#15 Jan 21, 2010
TEETH FOR SALE,carved to meet your specifications.
Made from the finest Hickory,no splitting,no splinters and easy to spit thru.Order now and get
a free coat of varnish applied.
Limited time offer,we accept cash,food stamps(at a discounted rate)and frozen meats.
We don,t accept checks,other peoples credit cards,live poultry or perc 30s.
Bulk

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#17 Jan 21, 2010
Is there any specials going on for Valentine's Day? I'd like to order a set for my wife and a set for my girlfriend.
no change

Winder, GA

#18 Jan 21, 2010
hey "yuk yuk" , some of these folks can't help it that they couldn't afford proper dental care when they were young. I know a few with no teeth myself, but they are some of the best folks you would ever want to meet. They will feed you some of the best cookin you can get anywhere in the world, they will give you a cold pop , beer or maybe ever some good moonshine ( if ya can handle it)? Since when did this world start judging someones character on wheter they had teeth or not? Opps i forget, we have some very judgemental people in thsi world. Well guess what, only God above will judge us Proud Hillbillies! We do have hearts with feelings. Come get ya some!! take the first holler to the left, go 5 miles north and then go up that holler 1 1/2 miles.
Be There

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#19 Jan 22, 2010
no change wrote:
hey "yuk yuk" , some of these folks can't help it that they couldn't afford proper dental care when they were young. I know a few with no teeth myself, but they are some of the best folks you would ever want to meet. They will feed you some of the best cookin you can get anywhere in the world, they will give you a cold pop , beer or maybe ever some good moonshine ( if ya can handle it)? Since when did this world start judging someones character on wheter they had teeth or not? Opps i forget, we have some very judgemental people in thsi world. Well guess what, only God above will judge us Proud Hillbillies! We do have hearts with feelings. Come get ya some!! take the first holler to the left, go 5 miles north and then go up that holler 1 1/2 miles.
Is that the tenth or eleventh trailer on the right? Do you mind asking your mom to join in with us?
no change

Winder, GA

#20 Jan 22, 2010
"Be There", no it's the big cabin on the hill that was built by hands that work very hard, something you probably have (no idea) what even is! For your information my Mother passed away when I was 3 years old. Maybe your Sister could join us though, I hear she has some pretty good stuff! What ya think? can you follow directions? hell, we may even give ya the pleasure of "gatherin the eggs" and "milkin the cow"... well heck I forgot, your afraid of tits!
YuKyUk

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#22 Jan 22, 2010
no change wrote:
hey "yuk yuk" , some of these folks can't help it that they couldn't afford proper dental care when they were young. I know a few with no teeth myself, but they are some of the best folks you would ever want to meet. They will feed you some of the best cookin you can get anywhere in the world, they will give you a cold pop , beer or maybe ever some good moonshine ( if ya can handle it)? Since when did this world start judging someones character on wheter they had teeth or not? Opps i forget, we have some very judgemental people in thsi world. Well guess what, only God above will judge us Proud Hillbillies! We do have hearts with feelings. Come get ya some!! take the first holler to the left, go 5 miles north and then go up that holler 1 1/2 miles.
Well heck,theres part of the problem soda pop and beer,wise up,thats the crap that makes your teeth fall out.So does lack of proper hygiene,its not hard to teach a child how to brush and floss but it does require intitiative and effort which I find sorely missing in someplaces.I was born and raised in Wolfe co. on Bear Pen ,times were alot harder back then but we seemed to always
have toothpaste and brush as my parents had enough sense to realize how important teeth are in life.
Yes God will judge you in the end but in the meantime theres prospective employers,influential people that are judging you and first impressions are lasting impressions.As for God judging us,remember slothfulness and self neglect are sins,and I don't think God would approve your passing out moonshine so maybe we should leave him out of the discussion lest you end up sounding like a hypocrite which isn't to hillbilly like.
So do Jr. a favor,put back the case of Mountain Dew,put the beer
back in the cooler and saunter your rear end over to the cosmetic aisle and get him a toothbrush,a tube of crest(thats toothpaste)and a box of dental floss,he'll thank you later in life.
As for me coming up you holler ,should I holler before I get there?
It'd probably be a waste of my time as I highly doibt you have any teeth to knock out.Just make sure you have one of the younguns
chew your meat for ya so you don't choke,okay?
Sounds like you got a little judgemental in your last port!!
no change

Winder, GA

#23 Jan 22, 2010
Yuk Yuk the bible says Sin is Sin, one Sin is no greater than the other. Evidentally your not too old and don't know the time I was referring too. Never once did I hear you say how good hillbilly folk were, even though you grew up on Bearpen. What is wrong? are ya afraid of your hillbilly heritage? afraid to really tell people where you are from?. Nobody needs to judge me, first impressions or last, I don't need to impress nobody, I am just me, what you see is what you get! Guess what, my Jr's have great teeth and so do I! when ya get ready to come down my holler to knock em out as you say, hopefully your mouth can back itself up...I'll be waitin on ya! better eat before ya come, I was going to feed ya some good ole taters and soupbeans, but you wouldn't appreciate it.
just my opinion_thats all

Kodak, TN

#24 Feb 5, 2010
no change wrote:
Yuk Yuk the bible says Sin is Sin, one Sin is no greater than the other. Evidentally your not too old and don't know the time I was referring too. Never once did I hear you say how good hillbilly folk were, even though you grew up on Bearpen. What is wrong? are ya afraid of your hillbilly heritage? afraid to really tell people where you are from?. Nobody needs to judge me, first impressions or last, I don't need to impress nobody, I am just me, what you see is what you get! Guess what, my Jr's have great teeth and so do I! when ya get ready to come down my holler to knock em out as you say, hopefully your mouth can back itself up...I'll be waitin on ya! better eat before ya come, I was going to feed ya some good ole taters and soupbeans, but you wouldn't appreciate it.
I agree,a girl cant walk down the damn street w/o being thought a "slut". again its easy,just mind your own problems,buisness & life !It'll do ya sum good!
Goodtimes

Livingston, KY

#25 Feb 5, 2010
Look up a guy named Marvin Rose, for a 8 ball you can tag his old lady Jennifer with him. Last time i was with them, she was knocked up, not sure if she still is.
Three of a Kind

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#26 Feb 5, 2010
Goodtimes wrote:
Look up a guy named Marvin Rose, for a 8 ball you can tag his old lady Jennifer with him. Last time i was with them, she was knocked up, not sure if she still is.
did he tap you while you was tappin her?

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