KUNG FU: David Carradine "Grasshoppe...

KUNG FU: David Carradine "Grasshopper" will be missed.

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“Is truth stranger then fiction”

Since: Oct 07

Campbellsville

#1 Jun 9, 2009
Quickly as you can, Remove the pebble from my hand.

“Clean Out Your Attic”

Since: Nov 08

United States of America

#2 Jun 9, 2009
Or the rope from around my genitals, as the case may be.

“Is truth stranger then fiction”

Since: Oct 07

Campbellsville

#3 Jun 9, 2009
the know it all wrote:
Or the rope from around my genitals, as the case may be.
He was a creative mind. This happens with young & brilliant minds.

“Daggonit, baby.”

Since: May 09

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#4 Jun 10, 2009
Bradley10 wrote:
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He was a creative mind. This happens with young & brilliant minds.
Bradley, you have no idea what really happened to him and you would probably pee your holey old Hanes if you did.

David Carradine was not young and he was certainly not brilliant; he was an old, burnt-out druggie trying to get sexual satisfaction in any way that he could. I don't want to put your conservative self in shock so I won't give you any more details about sexual practices that deviate from the good old missionary position. Go back to your 80's group, animal rights, republican based threads because those are something that you know a little about.

“Clean Out Your Attic”

Since: Nov 08

United States of America

#5 Jun 10, 2009
tenacious m wrote:
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Bradley, you have no idea what really happened to him and you would probably pee your holey old Hanes if you did.
David Carradine was not young and he was certainly not brilliant; he was an old, burnt-out druggie trying to get sexual satisfaction in any way that he could. I don't want to put your conservative self in shock so I won't give you any more details about sexual practices that deviate from the good old missionary position. Go back to your 80's group, animal rights, republican based threads because those are something that you know a little about.
Cracked me up....brilliant young minds, haha.
Anyway, Brad is NOT an animals rights activist in any way shape or form.
He is a 2009 Right Wing Republican, 1950's Baptist, and pretty much naive about everything else.

“Is truth stranger then fiction”

Since: Oct 07

Campbellsville

#6 Jun 10, 2009
the know it all wrote:
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Cracked me up....brilliant young minds, haha.
Anyway, Brad is NOT an animals rights activist in any way shape or form.
He is a 2009 Right Wing Republican, 1950's Baptist, and pretty much naive about everything else.
Master Bradley10: Close your eyes. What do you hear?

Young "the know it all": I hear the water, I hear the birds.

Bradley10: Do you hear your own heartbeat?

"the know it all": No.

Bradley10: Do you hear the grasshopper that is at your feet?

"the know it all": Old man, how is it that you hear these things?

Bradley10: Young man, how is it that you do not?

“Is truth stranger then fiction”

Since: Oct 07

Campbellsville

#7 Jun 10, 2009
tenacious m wrote:
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Bradley, you have no idea what really happened to him and you would probably pee your holey old Hanes if you did.
David Carradine was not young and he was certainly not brilliant; he was an old, burnt-out druggie trying to get sexual satisfaction in any way that he could. I don't want to put your conservative self in shock so I won't give you any more details about sexual practices that deviate from the good old missionary position. Go back to your 80's group, animal rights, republican based threads because those are something that you know a little about.
Grasshopper was a man of peace. He is only guilty of trying to find his family.Grasshopper didn't want to fight or cause problems, but people kept bullying him around. His King Fu was only for self defense purposes.

Grasshopper died of old age. Because of his creativity he was always using different martial arts practices for training.

We shouldn't jump to conclusions. Different types of exercising and training was part of his career and gave him his edge over others actors.

Far as we know, he didn't live in Bangkok for the wild parties and lovely women because grasshopper was like a monk.

“Clean Out Your Attic”

Since: Nov 08

United States of America

#8 Jun 10, 2009
This old man was making a movie.
He was practicing auto-eroticism.
He got caught.
It was one of those, don't get caught dead doing THAT scenarios.
Sorry to bust your bubble. You watch too much tv

“Daggonit, baby.”

Since: May 09

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#9 Jun 10, 2009
Bradley10 wrote:
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Grasshopper was a man of peace. He is only guilty of trying to find his family.Grasshopper didn't want to fight or cause problems, but people kept bullying him around. His King Fu was only for self defense purposes.
Grasshopper died of old age. Because of his creativity he was always using different martial arts practices for training.
We shouldn't jump to conclusions. Different types of exercising and training was part of his career and gave him his edge over others actors.
Far as we know, he didn't live in Bangkok for the wild parties and lovely women because grasshopper was like a monk.
Put the crack pipe down, Bradley. David Carradine PLAYED Grasshopper. It wasn't real life, Brad. David Carradine was a kung fu master and into the martial arts (along with a plethera of drugs) pretty heavily. He was in Bangkok filming a movie and banging aways on the locals, apparently.

I think that only intense therapy will bring you back to reality.

“Daggonit, baby.”

Since: May 09

Location hidden

#10 Jun 10, 2009
Bradley10 wrote:
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Master Bradley10: Close your eyes. What do you hear?
Young "the know it all": I hear the water, I hear the birds.
Bradley10: Do you hear your own heartbeat?
"the know it all": No.
Bradley10: Do you hear the grasshopper that is at your feet?
"the know it all": Old man, how is it that you hear these things?
Bradley10: Young man, how is it that you do not?
Better watch out - "the know it all" may stomp the crap out of that grasshopper

“Is truth stranger then fiction”

Since: Oct 07

Campbellsville

#11 Jun 10, 2009
tenacious m wrote:
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Better watch out - "the know it all" may stomp the crap out of that grasshopper
Bradley10: My friend, the panda will never fulfill his destiny, nor you yours until you let go of the illusion of control.

"tenacious m": Illusion?

Bradley10: Yes.
[points at peach tree]
Bradley10: Look at this tree, "tenacious m": I cannot make it blossom when it suits me nor make it bear fruit before its time.

"tenacious m": But there are things we *can* control: I can control when the fruit will fall, I can control where to plant the seed: that is no illusion, Master!

Bradley10: Ah, yes. But no matter what you do, that seed will grow to be a peach tree. You may wish for an apple or an orange, but you will get a peach.

"tenacious m": But a peach cannot defeat Tai Lung!

Bradley10: Maybe it can, if you are willing to guide, to nurture it, to believe in it.

"tenacious m": But how? How? I need your help, master.

Bradley10: No, you just need to believe. Promise me, "tenacious m", promise me you will believe.

“Clean Out Your Attic”

Since: Nov 08

United States of America

#12 Jun 10, 2009
Okay, so he has now lost complete touch with reality.
I have control. I shall call the men in the white coats.
Bradley can visit his pal in last night's Mental.

“Is truth stranger then fiction”

Since: Oct 07

Campbellsville

#13 Jun 10, 2009
the know it all wrote:
This old man was making a movie.
He was practicing auto-eroticism.
He got caught.
It was one of those, don't get caught dead doing THAT scenarios.
Sorry to bust your bubble. You watch too much tv
All Rumors.....Apparently you haven't seen the television show. lol Grasshopper is not impress with material wealth. He only carries shoulder bag and usually his shoes in his hands.

You only been hearing the news media version of the story. Perhaps grasshopper is faking, so he can get out of the country. Maybe he has fear of being black mailed or he trying to escapse for other reasons.

Don't be surprise to see him on the side of the road as you drive by here in the states.
impressed

Point Of Rocks, MD

#14 Jun 10, 2009
at his age, 72? impressed his gentals would even fit around a rope, this is what alot of stars do, get a nut while almost dieing, been around for along time
his wife divorced him for sexual deverison, figure that? still at that age, i'm impressed he could even get it up, no withstanding his freakness!!!!!

“Daggonit, baby.”

Since: May 09

Location hidden

#15 Jun 10, 2009
the know it all wrote:
Okay, so he has now lost complete touch with reality.
I have control. I shall call the men in the white coats.
Bradley can visit his pal in last night's Mental.
LMAO!! Make sure they bring 2 straight jackets just in case he wants to tie the first one around his genitals.

“Daggonit, baby.”

Since: May 09

Location hidden

#16 Jun 10, 2009
Bradley10 wrote:
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Bradley10: My friend, the panda will never fulfill his destiny, nor you yours until you let go of the illusion of control.
"tenacious m": Illusion?
Bradley10: Yes.
[points at peach tree]
Bradley10: Look at this tree, "tenacious m": I cannot make it blossom when it suits me nor make it bear fruit before its time.


"tenacious m": But there are things we *can* control: I can control when the fruit will fall, I can control where to plant the seed: that is no illusion, Master!
Bradley10: Ah, yes. But no matter what you do, that seed will grow to be a peach tree. You may wish for an apple or an orange, but you will get a peach.
"tenacious m": But a peach cannot defeat Tai Lung!
Bradley10: Maybe it can, if you are willing to guide, to nurture it, to believe in it.
"tenacious m": But how? How? I need your help, master.
Bradley10: No, you just need to believe. Promise me, "tenacious m", promise me you will believe.
Okay, Mr. Nuttier than Squirrel Crap, now you have officially lost all your grip on sanity. I have always wondered about you and your wavering opinions, lack of convictions and spaced-out threads but (& trust me on this one) I think that you are truly borderline retarded.

Think of yourself as the 'panda' that will never fulfill its destiny and I hope that your 'seeds' have never been fruitful because you should not be allowed to procreate.

You are good for a laugh every now and then, though.
Colleen

Franklin, TN

#17 Jun 10, 2009
Bradley10 wrote:
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All Rumors.....Apparently you haven't seen the television show. lol Grasshopper is not impress with material wealth. He only carries shoulder bag and usually his shoes in his hands.
You only been hearing the news media version of the story. Perhaps grasshopper is faking, so he can get out of the country. Maybe he has fear of being black mailed or he trying to escapse for other reasons.
Don't be surprise to see him on the side of the road as you drive by here in the states.
Are you trying to be funny..? Pics of his dead body hanging in the closet and his autopsy photos have been released in the papers over there. His family is outraged and has spoken to the media about it. He was a perv that went a little too far with his sick games and he is DEAD because he wanted to get himself off.
Hey maybe Elvis, Tupac, and Marilyn are still alive too!!

“Clean Out Your Attic”

Since: Nov 08

United States of America

#18 Jun 11, 2009
Hey, I watched Rock Hudson movies all my life, he and Doris Day were surely in love. He was so sexy.
But he was GAY, GAY, GAY. Just because he was a sexy male in the movies didn't mean he was actually interested in women.
My grandmother-in-law refused to believe he and Jim Neighbors were gay right to her death bed.
Go ahead Bradley10, believe your fantasy to your deathbed.
Unknown

Lebanon, KY

#19 Jun 11, 2009
the know it all wrote:
Or the rope from around my genitals, as the case may be.
Owned.

My favorite story is when his wife found him naked and crucified in the basement. She had to cut him down. Priceless.
What a way to go

Elizabethtown, KY

#20 Jun 12, 2009
It is one thing to die, you know, the old fashioned way, like with a heart attack, cancer, military, or car crash.

But to off yourself doing something stupid and undignified and perv and humilating like what Grasshopper did, wow, that is really a bad way to go. Really bad

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