Southern Baptist Outlaws Sex While St...

Southern Baptist Outlaws Sex While Standing

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Buck Crick

Lexington, KY

#1 Sep 23, 2010
Dr. Albert Mohler, president of the Southern Baptist Theological Seminary, announced today that Christians may not participate in the act of copulation (sex) while standing up.

The reason given by Mohler was, as Southern Baptists have long prohibited dancing, "If you have sex standing up, it might look like you are dancing".

Asked if this covered marital as well as extramarital sex, Mohler said they only recognize marital sex. And not even some kinds of that.
elder berry

Elizabethtown, KY

#2 Sep 23, 2010
Buck Crick wrote:
Dr. Albert Mohler, president of the Southern Baptist Theological Seminary, announced today that Christians may not participate in the act of copulation (sex) while standing up.
The reason given by Mohler was, as Southern Baptists have long prohibited dancing, "If you have sex standing up, it might look like you are dancing".
Asked if this covered marital as well as extramarital sex, Mohler said they only recognize marital sex. And not even some kinds of that.
its ok if u stand on one leg and do it as quick as rick pitino
ThreeSheets

Trinity, TX

#3 Sep 23, 2010
Thank God I'm Catholic!

“Is truth stranger then fiction”

Since: Oct 07

Campbellsville

#4 Sep 23, 2010
Buck Crick wrote:
Dr. Albert Mohler, president of the Southern Baptist Theological Seminary, announced today that Christians may not participate in the act of copulation (sex) while standing up.
The reason given by Mohler was, as Southern Baptists have long prohibited dancing, "If you have sex standing up, it might look like you are dancing".
Asked if this covered marital as well as extramarital sex, Mohler said they only recognize marital sex. And not even some kinds of that.
Lame attacks on Baptist.

Where are the article. I did a Google search and found nothing.
truth

Lexington, KY

#5 Sep 23, 2010
Come on, a former professor at Campbellsville College told that joke at least 35 years ago. It is still kind of funny.
Harry Vetch

Lexington, KY

#6 Sep 27, 2010
truth wrote:
Come on, a former professor at Campbellsville College told that joke at least 35 years ago. It is still kind of funny.
That was about the time you got fired from there right. Smoking pot with some student? I think.
Buster

Danville, KY

#7 Sep 27, 2010
truth wrote:
Come on, a former professor at Campbellsville College told that joke at least 35 years ago. It is still kind of funny.
I heard it in 1988. It was lame then and still lame 22 years later. Please come up with something remotely current.

Buck Crick

Since: May 10

Location hidden

#8 Sep 28, 2010
Buster wrote:
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I heard it in 1988. It was lame then and still lame 22 years later. Please come up with something remotely current.
You couldn't have heard it in 1988, because Dr. Mohler just made the announcement last week, September 23, 2010.
LMS

Leitchfield, KY

#9 Jul 9, 2013
Buck Crick wrote:
Dr. Albert Mohler, president of the Southern Baptist Theological Seminary, announced today that Christians may not participate in the act of copulation (sex) while standing up.
The reason given by Mohler was, as Southern Baptists have long prohibited dancing, "If you have sex standing up, it might look like you are dancing".
Asked if this covered marital as well as extramarital sex, Mohler said they only recognize marital sex. And not even some kinds of that.
A good decision by the Baptist!

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