Pick up lines

[Jeremy]

What are the best and worst pickup lines youve ever had used on you.

[Guest]

Nothing good...the worst..."How do you feel about 10 inches?"

[Jayme]

9th grade boy to me: Let me hit that

9th grade me: The only thing you'll be hitting is the ground if you don't get your hand off my @$$

[martinez]

nice shoes...let's @uck!!

[jusjulie]

MY OWN WORSE PICK UP LINE .. "are you gonna watch me dance all night, or are you gonna ask me to dance?"
and i got a four year relationship out of a loser with that one (if i would have known then, what i know now, i would have left his ass standing against the wall).. lmao .. UGH!..

[jusjulie]

martinez wrote:

nice shoes...let's @uck!!

LMAO!!

[what you think]

FROM what I have seen on here about you the only line they needed was, do you wont to fu99

[jusjulie]

what you think wrote:

FROM what I have seen on here about you the only line they needed was, do you wont to fu99

I know, huh? cause i come to topix to pick up men and talk nasty and down ppl .. whatever!.. are you really that stupid?.. nah! surely you aren't .. and if you are i hope that you remember to wear your helmet even in your sleep .. and tell your mom not to forget to put your apron on .. the drooling on your shirt is nasty .. have a lovely lonely evening ..

[Jayme]

what you think wrote:

FROM what I have seen on here about you the only line they needed was, do you wont to fu99

You must not have ever met Julie...lol, she and I frequented the same bar for years and I never saw her go home with anyone except the guy she was there with every weekend, her bf at the time. I never once saw her behave in any type of slutty manner.

[hmmmmmmmmmm]

In school I had this guy come up to me and ask me..."Did it hurt?" I said what hurt, he said "When you fell from heaven." All I did was walk away....lol

[Ogre]

Jayme's pick-up line is "hey, how about a pot of steaming crabs"

[Guest Also]

Ogre, there you go, trying to start some crap. STOW IT!!!!!

[American]

lines this day and time!!!!!!! you have any weed?? you want to do a line?? lets go get high on crank & get naked, lets F*.uck

[American]

you F*.ucking Dope Heads

[Kilo]

hmmmmmmmmmm wrote:

In school I had this guy come up to me and ask me..."Did it hurt?" I said what hurt, he said "When you fell from heaven." All I did was walk away....lol

Lol!!! I've had that or used on me. I just stared at him with a raised eyebrow. I didn't really know what ta say.

[Destin]

i got this chicks number the other day at work she was walking off and i said hay you forgot something she said what?i came back with you forgot to give me your number hay i know its corny but it worked and i have a date this weekend SwEeT

[meh]

what you think wrote:

FROM what I have seen on here about you the only line they needed was, do you wont to fu99

If I was you I would so not be talking to her like that.

[Friend]

what you think wrote:

FROM what I have seen on here about you the only line they needed was, do you wont to fu99

Hey punk I'll crack your skull for talking about sweet Julie like that. I don't mean this as a pick up line Julie. One of your beautiful smiles will do just fine.

[jusjulie]

Friend wrote:

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Hey punk I'll crack your skull for talking about sweet Julie like that. I don't mean this as a pick up line Julie. One of your beautiful smiles will do just fine.

awww ... I just woke up and u did make me smile ... but who r ya? lol

[ick]

Jayme wrote:

9th grade boy to me: Let me hit that
9th grade me: The only thing you'll be hitting is the ground if you don't get your hand off my @$$

for you it would be hey i got a dick oh wait your bi so it could be i have a big dick or a shaved puss. you are a hard up bitch