Classmate

Lubbock, TX

#21 Feb 14, 2013
I remember when the whole class walked in and he was naked just humping the hell out of a box of cereal. Of course he starts crying so the teacher ask him what he's doing. He said he.mom told him if he didn't quit having sex with the family dog he would grow up and be a "cereal" rapist. He loved the dog sex so much he decided to get a jump on his future career.
steve

Minneapolis, MN

#22 Feb 14, 2013
Classmate wrote:
I remember when the whole class walked in and he was naked just humping the hell out of a box of cereal. Of course he starts crying so the teacher ask him what he's doing. He said he.mom told him if he didn't quit having sex with the family dog he would grow up and be a "cereal" rapist. He loved the dog sex so much he decided to get a jump on his future career.
that's got to be the most stupid thing I've ever read... what are you, 14 years old
Hank Jr Jr

Lockhart, TX

#23 Feb 15, 2013
steve wrote:
<quoted text>that's got to be the most stupid thing I've ever read... what are you, 14 years old
You know how I know you're gay?
steve

United States

#24 Feb 15, 2013
Hank Jr Jr wrote:
<quoted text>
You know how I know you're gay?
If you're saying I'm gay because I was disgusted after trying to sleep with your woman the other night then you're wrong. I told you when I got off of her it was because she had a bad odor, not because I'm gay. Give her some soap, make her wash and I'll try again. Maybe I'll try the other end if her breath ain't funky
Scott The Magnifico

Camden, AR

#25 Feb 15, 2013
steve wrote:
<quoted text> If you're saying I'm gay because I was disgusted after trying to sleep with your woman the other night then you're wrong. I told you when I got off of her it was because she had a bad odor, not because I'm gay. Give her some soap, make her wash and I'll try again. Maybe I'll try the other end if her breath ain't funky
hahahaha....you are cool!
Classmate

Andrews, TX

#26 Feb 15, 2013
I remember when he tried out for baseball. The coach was laughing told him ok. He took the ball in his gimpy hand and threw it as hard as he could. It flew right into his ballsack.
He tried to use the bat. He held it in his mouth and tried to hit the ball. The ball hit him in the chin.
He started crying and someone shoved the bat up his butt.
He tried out every year after that.
Fart Face

Camden, AR

#27 Feb 16, 2013
I remember I would tell Scott to smell my butt. He'd lean over to smell it and I would fart. Everyone would laugh. The next day I said "hey Scott, smell my butt". He'd lean over to smell it and I would fart. Everyone would laugh. I did that everyday from the 3rd grade until he graduated. At 23.
classmate

United States

#28 Feb 16, 2013
Since he has settled down and quit using his annoying KimmyDotCom account, I think I will retire. I shall return if I feel he is getting out of hand again.
I hope everyone enjoyed the true storie.
Adios TedderTubby.
Classmate

United States

#29 Feb 19, 2013
I remember when it was prom and we caught him shoving phony ballots for him in the voting box for prom king or queen. We were going to stop him but he was shoving them in the queen box. The principal saw him too.
When he won the principal told him be the queen or get expelled.
He was the ugliest queen we ever had. Dressed in a gown with makeup. I think he called himself Kimmy. Guess that's why he makes himself look stupid using that account. Post traumatic stress from that day I guess. Some of the "special" kids had their way with him.
Classmate

United States

#30 Feb 19, 2013
I remember at a basketball game he wanted to come sit with the cool kids at the top of the bleachers.
He struggled and pulled and yanked coming up the stairs. I remember him coated in sweat and that was after the first step.
When we came back from half time he was almost at the top. This hot chick was telling him he could do it and she would give him a kiss if he made it. He got an instant boner and struggled harder. When he.made it he closed his eyes and puffed his lips out for his kiss.
She kicked him down the stairs and he slid out on the floor. A.basketball player was steadily dribbling the ball off his chin. That ball bounced off his chin better than it would off the floor.
He never outgrew having a ball bounced off his chin.
Classmate

United States

#31 Feb 19, 2013
I remember when we went to the zoo. When we went by the monkeys and gorillas they went crazy when they saw him. We figured it was because he looks so much like a monkey. They were screaming and banging the bars.
He gets naked and says he wants to be with his kind. He opens the door and this giant gorilla grabs him and starts swinging him around and running with him. We thought it was a momma gorilla until we saw the gorilla had become excited. The next thing we know about 10 excited gorillas are around him and the orgy began.
We didn't want to look but we couldn't help it. Then somebody yelled they had penguins and we went to look at those.
We forgot about him and his parents didn't say anything. About a month later the zoo went to treat a gorilla they thought had the mange and discovered it was him. They made the school come get him.
Classmate

United States

#32 Feb 19, 2013
I remember when he decided the only way he could get a woman was by blackmailing them. He started carrying this 1980's tape recorder under his shirt. It was so big it made his chest look.square.
He finally caught a girl saying the wrong thing. He told her to meet him in an empty classroom or he would play it for everybody. She agreed. He pulls his little winkie out and tells her to take care of it or he plays the tape. She drops an industrial rat trap on his junk and takes the tape.
His balls swelled so much he couldn't get out the door. He had to stay there for about a week.
He didn't learn though. He still takes screenshots and saves messages in the hopes it will.one day pay off.

Kimmydotcom

“They give you this...”

Since: Sep 12

...but you paid for that..

#33 Feb 19, 2013
Classmate wrote:
I remember when we went to the zoo. When we went by the monkeys and gorillas they went crazy when they saw him. We figured it was because he looks so much like a monkey. They were screaming and banging the bars.
He gets naked and says he wants to be with his kind. He opens the door and this giant gorilla grabs him and starts swinging him around and running with him. We thought it was a momma gorilla until we saw the gorilla had become excited. The next thing we know about 10 excited gorillas are around him and the orgy began.
We didn't want to look but we couldn't help it. Then somebody yelled they had penguins and we went to look at those.
We forgot about him and his parents didn't say anything. About a month later the zoo went to treat a gorilla they thought had the mange and discovered it was him. They made the school come get him.
I'm sick of this. People like you are the reason good people have left topix.
Booger Red

United States

#34 Feb 19, 2013
Kimmydotcom wrote:
<quoted text>I'm sick of this. People like you are the reason good people have left topix.
I bet you are Scott. He's making you look like a fool.
Classmate

United States

#35 Feb 19, 2013
Actually Scott I think I bring a little humor back as opposed to your stupid billion personalities and accounts. I quit reading this junk when you were attacking Millie. I'm looking for info on our county judge and look here and your doing the same stupid crap that made me leave.
Your not the king. Your the court jester. People don't laugh at your words they laugh at you. Your post are stupid. Your Kimmy account is account laughable. I bring humor at your expense to show you how it feels where you spend hours trying to humiliate others for your own self pleasure.
Everyone sees through your post now. They know your writing style, everything.
Where most people feel sorry for your crippled ass, I.don't. Less and less people feel pity for you as each day goes on.
When you can act like a normal ADULT I.will quit writing these true stories and others will.leave you alone.
Hesterly had his ego bring him down and the same with you.
Now pee yourself, switch accounts, argue, argue with yourself, call.yourself Steve, poop.yourself, then roll into the.corner.
YOU ruined topix. I think Deakon would attest to that. Grow up and be productive unless your MD has warped your brain to the point you can't.
You can be a good guy. I know this.
Quit trying to blackmail women, badmouth people you don't like, and talk.about things you.don't know about.
So Kimmy, slap yourself in the balls and roll your ass in the corner. You can work on deleting this post tomorrow.
ScottyTooHotty

Camden, AR

#36 Feb 19, 2013
Booger Red wrote:
<quoted text>
I bet you are Scott. He's making you look like a fool.
I don't care what's said and it shouldn't bother Kimmy.
Classmate

United States

#37 Feb 19, 2013
ScottyTooHotty wrote:
<quoted text>
I don't care what's said and it shouldn't bother Kimmy.
Maybe your little estrogen level overides your testosterone because you sure defend yourself as.Kimmy.
ScottyTooHotty

Camden, AR

#38 Feb 19, 2013
Classmate wrote:
Actually Scott I think I bring a little humor back as opposed to your stupid billion personalities and accounts. I quit reading this junk when you were attacking Millie. I'm looking for info on our county judge and look here and your doing the same stupid crap that made me leave.
Your not the king. Your the court jester. People don't laugh at your words they laugh at you. Your post are stupid. Your Kimmy account is account laughable. I bring humor at your expense to show you how it feels where you spend hours trying to humiliate others for your own self pleasure.
Everyone sees through your post now. They know your writing style, everything.
Where most people feel sorry for your crippled ass, I.don't. Less and less people feel pity for you as each day goes on.
When you can act like a normal ADULT I.will quit writing these true stories and others will.leave you alone.
Hesterly had his ego bring him down and the same with you.
Now pee yourself, switch accounts, argue, argue with yourself, call.yourself Steve, poop.yourself, then roll into the.corner.
YOU ruined topix. I think Deakon would attest to that. Grow up and be productive unless your MD has warped your brain to the point you can't.
You can be a good guy. I know this.
Quit trying to blackmail women, badmouth people you don't like, and talk.about things you.don't know about.
So Kimmy, slap yourself in the balls and roll your ass in the corner. You can work on deleting this post tomorrow.
Millie? They girl that told the world her secret is true? You still on that? I'm sorry if I offended your girlfriend at any point but she and I are over that petty crap.

If you had or have a issue with me then take it up with me in person but of course you can't do that!
Classmate

United States

#39 Feb 19, 2013
And what? Get physical? Go roll in the bathroom and look.in the.mirror. YOUR CRIPPLED! It would be like kicking a turtle. Should anyone (well.you can't) could do it.but why. A friggin child could.beat you up unless you pinned them against the wall with your chair.
No Scott, I do have a problem with you posting on EVERY forum within 100 miles. I've even seen you post on Pine Bluff.
I just want you to leave people alone. Admit all your 1000 accounts, and apologize and ask forgiveness.
You might not see it but I'm in a different league than you. I humble you with every post and I'm nobody. I'm Joe Worker that goes to.work and comes.home. I just don't like Scott the bully. I like Scott the normal guy.
ScottyTooHotty

Camden, AR

#40 Feb 19, 2013
So you didn't deny I offended your girlfriend. OK cool!

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