For Sale One (1) Wife, slightly used, 1964 Model

[Husband]

Needs muffler, as it is currently VERY LOUD. Intake valve is stuck in the open position.

Rear end needs major overhaul. A crack there has grown monstrously large.

Needs re-wiring,Many wires are currently crossed.

Lots of little dings in the body, which have been covered up with too much paint in a
failed effort at camouflaging them.

Needs re-upholstering,Carpet has turned a dingy gray.

Needs front-end work--Headlights are too close to the ground, and fenders are too far apart.

May not pass emissions test, as it currently produces foul clouds of malodorous gases on a regular basis,

Heater works great. Hot air is never in short supply..

Asking $500 or trade for 1984 model.

[omgwtf]

lmao

[dave]

lol thats awsome! ive got a 1976 camper im trying to sell. consider a trade?

[omgwtf]

dave wrote:

lol thats awsome! ive got a 1976 camper im trying to sell. consider a trade?

would that be fair?

[who cares]

i guess her husband don't care

[Guess What]

Thats good!!! Nice laugh this early in the morning..

[Clara Peller]

ROFLMAO Wheres the beef!

[ha ha so funny]

Now thats funny!!! lol

[Antique model]

Husband wrote:

Needs muffler, as it is currently VERY LOUD. Intake valve is stuck in the open position.
Rear end needs major overhaul. A crack there has grown monstrously large.
Needs re-wiring,Many wires are currently crossed.
Lots of little dings in the body, which have been covered up with too much paint in a
failed effort at camouflaging them.
Needs re-upholstering,Carpet has turned a dingy gray.
Needs front-end work--Headlights are too close to the ground, and fenders are too far apart.
May not pass emissions test, as it currently produces foul clouds of malodorous gases on a regular basis,
Heater works great. Hot air is never in short supply..
Asking $500 or trade for 1984 model.

LMAO, That was areally good one but...i can't wait till the older ladies get one over on you ! I bet you just opened up a can of 'whoop ass' lol

[jo jo]

Now that is one of the most entertaining posts I've ever seen or read! I can't imagine anyone taking exception to that post.

[silverado]

i might be interested in the camper. where is it and what do you want for it.

[Just an Observation]

*snort* that is hilarious!

[Lurker]

WTF? LOL

[gofigure]

im a 1964 model myself,and i can sympathize,here.we older models may have a lot of milage on us,but we are very dependable,and buit for endurance.very funny post.

[Keeper]

I have a 1947 model bought her in 1966 still runs fair. paint is beginning to fade chrome is getting dull shocks are a little weak. keep her in the garage out of the weather most of the time. don't haft to buy tags for her any more or pay tax. she has been around so long that she seams like one of the family. she is not for sale or trade. guess i will keep her. i probably couldn't drive a newer model to much power. i have seen some pretty new models around that looks like they are built for speed and comforted both.

[hushbitches]

jo jo wrote:

Now that is one of the most entertaining posts I've ever seen or read! I can't imagine anyone taking exception to that post.

my wife didnt see the humor when i read it to her...she's a perpetual sourpuss tho

[tirecutie]

i love this and im a girl its quite funny:)
im a 90 model lol:)

[Just an Observation]

I'm female, and a 1955 model and i think it's a hoot!

Hi Dave <waving to Dave up there>

[keeper]

tirecutie wrote:

i love this and im a girl its quite funny:)
im a 90 model lol:)

those 90 models are quite nice i can't afford any thing that new. i just haft to window shop.

[love it]

I'm a 55 model and I love this post..I'm so glad there is still some humor in this world.....Way to go husband......