ASK the KNOW - IT ALL - I KNOW IT - ...

ASK the KNOW - IT ALL - I KNOW IT - ALL!

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“Dishonest Dave”

Since: Apr 14

Kansas City, MO

#1 Apr 3, 2014
If you have a Church of Christ question.

Post it here.

I belong to the 1 and only TRUE church.

I know everything.

“Dishonest Dave”

Since: Apr 14

Kansas City, MO

#2 Apr 3, 2014
After all I am a administrator on preachersfiles.com

They would not let me be ministrator if I was not a know it all.

“Dishonest Dave”

Since: Apr 14

Kansas City, MO

#3 Apr 3, 2014
Maybe I can get my buddy Heath to come here...

He knows everything too.

You can ask that man a 1000 questions and

he is so smart

that in all the bible he will be able to find the exact correct verse EVERY TIME... that is

the answer.

Now that is smart!

“Dishonest Dave”

Since: Apr 14

Kansas City, MO

#4 Apr 3, 2014
We Church of Christ members...
we are the smartest creatures on God's green earth.

If it is not what we believe...we can show you right quick

you are out of context and

why you are wrong and we are right.

WE ARE RIGHT EVERY TIME.

NOW I SAY

EVERY TIME.

You know God gave us the

wisdom of context.

We are the only ones on all the earth that has this wisdom from God.

We can interpret if what you believe is out of context or in context.

Yes sir...

Just ask me.

I'M A KNOW IT ALL.

And that is in context.

“Dishonest Dave”

Since: Apr 14

Kansas City, MO

#5 Apr 3, 2014
If you don't put God in the right context...

You ain't got God.

Simple as that.

Now you take your baptists for example.

When they use them guitar and drums and pianos to worship God

THEY ARE OUT OF CONTEXT.

I can just see God putting one finger in

one ear and putting the other finger in the other ear.

That way he can't hear their praise of worship.

Because...

IT IS OUT OF CONTEXT.

“Dishonest Dave”

Since: Apr 14

Kansas City, MO

#6 Apr 3, 2014
The thing of it is...when you get dunked in water in the one and only true church...you oughtomatically get the gift of context.

I mean you become an instant know it all.

If a pentecostal says that God talked to them

WAMMMMMMMM

You put the gift of context on them.

I have the gift of context without measure.

THERE AIN'T NOTHING I DON'T KNOW.

And if I don;t know it....

IT MUST BE OUT OF CONTEXT.

“Dishonest Dave”

Since: Apr 14

Kansas City, MO

#7 Apr 3, 2014
Yes sir reeeeeeeeeeee buddy....

If any member of the one and only true Church

don't believe it or know it or ever heard of it....

YOU ARE OUT OF CONTEXT.

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