Is there a ginger in the house here?

Is there a ginger in the house here?

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“Justice to KSwift and Holly”

Since: Feb 12

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#1 May 10, 2012
Anyone know this person??
lol

Mountain Home, AR

#2 May 10, 2012
Yes she married the skipper then had an afair with gilligan. Skipper divorced her and now she is working for the Howells as a maid. The rumor now is that gilligan knocked her up and she is 4 months pregnant. Gilligan skipped town and is now shacked up with the professor, rumor is they are getting it on doggy style. I'm not one to spread rumors but I heard it from a reliable source!!!

“Justice to KSwift and Holly”

Since: Feb 12

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#3 May 10, 2012
lol wrote:
Yes she married the skipper then had an afair with gilligan. Skipper divorced her and now she is working for the Howells as a maid. The rumor now is that gilligan knocked her up and she is 4 months pregnant. Gilligan skipped town and is now shacked up with the professor, rumor is they are getting it on doggy style. I'm not one to spread rumors but I heard it from a reliable source!!!
Very funny! Well, that is one messed up family sounds like?
Gilligan

Mountain Home, AR

#4 May 11, 2012
Doing the Professor's lady because he's too busy playing with his PC's.

“Justice to KSwift and Holly”

Since: Feb 12

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#5 May 11, 2012
Gilligan wrote:
Doing the Professor's lady because he's too busy playing with his PC's.
Yes, Yes! I am listening! Keep on talking!!
lol

Mountain Home, AR

#6 May 11, 2012
Ginger was not pregnant after all, seems she was drinking too much beer and got a beer belly. At least that's what Maryanne told me. Anyway Ginger is boinking Mr. Howell because Mrs. Howell will not put out anymore but he can still get it up, so Ginger is taking advantage of the situation. If you ask me ,I think she is a bit trashy. But, to each his own!
To the idiot

United States

#7 May 11, 2012
You people are really immature. Its not even funny. As for the person who the first post was asking about, leave her be! Anyone who would get a kick out of the nonsense about " the ginger", isnt worth her time.
lol

Mountain Home, AR

#8 May 11, 2012
To the idiot wrote:
You people are really immature. Its not even funny. As for the person who the first post was asking about, leave her be! Anyone who would get a kick out of the nonsense about " the ginger", isnt worth her time.
Let some people have fun you fn moron. This is just a joke,. Why do you want to be an azzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzhole?
Knowing

Mountain Home, AR

#9 May 11, 2012
To the idiot wrote:
You people are really immature. Its not even funny. As for the person who the first post was asking about, leave her be! Anyone who would get a kick out of the nonsense about " the ginger", isnt worth her time.
You are a humorless little prick, God knows with all the ass holes her in town that think they are above us all, you feel that you are the greatest and The One that can judge the rest of us, kind of like that Mennonite preacher up the hill and his fat wife.

This town needs a little humor, let the guy tell his story FFS. Some of us are waiting to hear how Mr and Mrs Howell deal with the situation at hand and how they get rid of Ginger.

“Justice to KSwift and Holly”

Since: Feb 12

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#10 May 11, 2012
Da\@mn didn't know all of this were going to occur? LOL!!
lol

Mountain Home, AR

#11 May 12, 2012
Anyway Mrs. Howell found out and went in the woods and got five green pinecones and chucked them at Gingers face while she was passed out drunk. Mrs. Howell told her that Gilligan did it while in a drunken stupor. Now Ginger is taking Gilligan to court. BTW Mr. Howell will not look at Gingers face anymore, so now they have to do it doggy style. What will Mrs.Howell do next? Stay tuned
Gilligan

Mountain Home, AR

#12 May 12, 2012
We been over this before. Everyone knows Ginger suduced me after catching my evening looking at Skippers girly books. I'm just one out of many that did Ginger. Least that good time was better than loooking at Skipper and living on his cheap wages.
lol

Mountain Home, AR

#13 May 12, 2012
Gilligan wrote:
We been over this before. Everyone knows Ginger suduced me after catching my evening looking at Skippers girly books. I'm just one out of many that did Ginger. Least that good time was better than loooking at Skipper and living on his cheap wages.
Do you have an aliby for the night Ginger got her face messed up, or were you and the professor getting it on at that time?
lol

Mountain Home, AR

#14 May 12, 2012
Maryanne ran into gilligan at the adult bookstore he was buying a cock pump because he could not please the professor. You know like he could not hit that one spot. Anyway Marryanne was buying amyl nitrate for her trick. Thats when Maryanne told Gilligan about Mrs. Howells plot. Because Maryanne uses high tech listening devices from raidio shack. My sister did that and caught her cheating lying husband in bed with a trash skank, she put a tracking device in his car. Oops I'm getting off track. Mrs. Howell will get her revenge soon.
grow up people

Bexar, AR

#15 May 13, 2012
Most of the younger people have no clue what you are even refering to.

“I Herp When I Derp”

Since: May 12

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#16 May 15, 2012
+5 internets for the Gilligan's Island reference
lol

Ash Flat, AR

#17 May 23, 2012
I was going to finish the story but Ben can't help but adding his dumb azz comments. Don't worry ben it's close to the end of the month, you will be rich once again. Don't come back on this topix, Boy.

“I Herp When I Derp”

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#18 Dec 10, 2012
Sorry, but this is the way you spell "ass". You have a full keyboard, use it newbie.

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