burgers crammed in his pants

burgers crammed in his pants

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#1 Jun 5, 2012
So my 13 yr old comes home today with seven hamburgers, cooked,buns, the whole works) crammed down the back of his pants and tries to tell me he has something called assburgers disease. Then he tells me all the stuff he can't do, which is everything but watch tv and the computer. Does anyone know what this assburgers is? Is he telling the truth?
Jessi

Livingston, TN

#2 Jun 6, 2012
That is a South Park episode. (One of my favorites).
nutsofast

Cookeville, TN

#3 Jun 6, 2012
Actually Asperger Syndrome is a very serious disease for those who have it, and not something to be made fun of.
yep

Byrdstown, TN

#4 Jun 6, 2012
nutsofast wrote:
Actually Asperger Syndrome is a very serious disease for those who have it, and not something to be made fun of.
so is a case of the kneesles, but who can keep from laughing.

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#5 Jun 6, 2012
nutsofast wrote:
Actually Asperger Syndrome is a very serious disease for those who have it, and not something to be made fun of.
So that is how you spell it? Now I can look it up, I thought he made it up.
just a dumb hick

Wynne, AR

#6 Jun 7, 2012
nutsofast wrote:
Actually Asperger Syndrome is a very serious disease for those who have it, and not something to be made fun of.
You ....... have no sense of humor.

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#7 Jun 7, 2012
Jessi wrote:
That is a South Park episode.(One of my favorites).
Congrats Jess, you win. This post was inspired by Cartman from Southpark.
do the hustle

United States

#8 Jun 14, 2012
How does a 15 year old virgin manage to have a 13 year old son?

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#9 Jun 17, 2012
Well, my boy comes back from his fathers house and just stands there like a zombie. Finally he says his assburgers is back. Cutting to the chase, he had three slices of meatloaf stuffed in the seat of his drawers. I flew mad and sat him down and told him that was real and little kids in Africa had it all over the place. When I was done pointing out how bad it was there and how good he had it here he was in tears.
awe

Rolla, MO

#10 Jun 19, 2012
poopnostink wrote:
Well, my boy comes back from his fathers house and just stands there like a zombie. Finally he says his assburgers is back. Cutting to the chase, he had three slices of meatloaf stuffed in the seat of his drawers. I flew mad and sat him down and told him that was real and little kids in Africa had it all over the place. When I was done pointing out how bad it was there and how good he had it here he was in tears.
yer a good dad pns, to explain things to yer son and not just hit him like lots of other parents do. im sure he learned his lesson. he doesnt want to get shipped off to africa with all the real assburgers now does he?

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#11 Jun 20, 2012
awe wrote:
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yer a good dad pns, to explain things to yer son and not just hit him like lots of other parents do. im sure he learned his lesson. he doesnt want to get shipped off to africa with all the real assburgers now does he?
Thank you for your kind words. Actually, I am his mom. You are also right about him getting shipped to Africa. I always explain why he is in trouble, then he can change his actions. If not, well you know the rest of the story.
awe

Rolla, MO

#12 Jun 20, 2012
my bad poop, i never took that for a ladies name. respect tho, from one mama to another.

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#13 Jun 23, 2012
awe wrote:
my bad poop, i never took that for a ladies name. respect tho, from one mama to another.
No problem at all.

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