Perfect Definition of Confusion is.....

[Garth Vader]

Father's Day at the Village Apartments

[who hah]

Sad, but sounds like that may be true!!!

[ademented1]

Garth Vader wrote:

Father's Day at the Village Apartments

LMAO- That reminded me of why they don't have ice in Poland.

[Lich King]

Hahahahahahaha....so true. It's like a baby factory there. They pop 'em out and the government pays them for it.

[ademented1]

And the perfect definition for divorce-

The screwing you get for the screwing you got!

[meanie]

ME ME ME

[rumple foreskin]

I thought it was a hungry baby in a room full of topless women.

[ademented1]

rumple foreskin wrote:

I thought it was a hungry baby in a room full of topless women.

I wonder if that spaced out blonde is still planting Cherrios? Tell her you have to throw some sprinkles on there before the doughnut trees will grow.

[rumple foreskin]

ademented1 wrote:

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I wonder if that spaced out blonde is still planting Cherrios? Tell her you have to throw some sprinkles on there before the doughnut trees will grow.

I always thought you used powdered sugar instead of fertilizer.

[ademented1]

rumple foreskin wrote:

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I always thought you used powdered sugar instead of fertilizer.

Yes, and you must remember to plant deep, about six inches.

[chances4444]

ademented1 wrote:

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Yes, and you must remember to plant deep, about six inches.

yes and you must remember to tell her that if both of the tests in a twin pack of pregnancy tests comes out positive, it does not mean she is having twins!

[chances]

chances4444 wrote:

<quoted text>yes and you must remember to tell her that if both of the tests in a twin pack of pregnancy tests comes out positive, it does not mean she is having twins!

Are you sure, I hope you are not fooling me, cause I done bought 2 of everything.

[chances4444]

chances wrote:

<quoted text> Are you sure, I hope you are not fooling me, cause I done bought 2 of everything.

i am positive, nice name you have there.

[chances4444]

chances wrote:

<quoted text> Are you sure, I hope you are not fooling me, cause I done bought 2 of everything.

i take it that you are a blonde female? hmmm, with a name like that we could have some baby chances.

[chances]

I am having twins, bouth test said so, in 9 weeks, I might name one chances4444, the other after me Chances333.

[chances4444]

chances wrote:

I am having twins, bouth test said so, in 9 weeks, I might name one chances4444, the other after me Chances333.

you don't have long to go so good luck to you and yes chances4444 would be a wonderful name

[chances]

Tee He HE, I am blond ya no.

[chances4444]

chances wrote:

Tee He HE, I am blond ya no.

i kind of figured that. i said in the post up above, you must be blonde, so do you know what your twins are?

[chances]

Yea, babies.

[chances4444]

chances wrote:

Yea, babies.

nevermind