Giant Snakes On Loose Have People In Uproar - News Story - WRC ...

Big snakes on the loose have a Pennsylvania community in an uproar after one of the wayward reptiles apparently ate a cat.

[Knights Of Columbus]

They are hungry and they are looking for food. They kind of like what we like.

[Simon]

time to round up that snake George Smolukshit and put him back in his cage!

[Dick Porkinpants]

Speaking of snakes, I've been told the meat missile could be mistaken for a snake!!!

[Ben Dayho]

Dick Porkinpants wrote:

Speaking of snakes, I've been told the meat missile could be mistaken for a snake!!!

Is that the fabled one-eyed viper we've heard of?

[Dick Porkinpants]

Ben Dayho wrote:

<quoted text>Is that the fabled one-eyed viper we've heard of?

Close...given the size, most ladies call it the one-eyed python!! Thanks for asking.

[luvudave]

If only our town stalker had a python, we might be better off.

[Stan]

I heard the Stalker wifey's boyfriend has a huge python, in his pants.

[luvudave]

no heard it was a baby python. And town stalker has a mangina.