- Have breakfast paid for by lobbyists
- How to stop talking about “legitimate rape” and insulting women.
- Creating tax breaks and tax shelters for millionaire campaign donors
-Math course on counting to 218 votes
-A primer on the stock market crash of 1929 and how you could be responsible for the next one.
- Coup d’état prevention and planning.
- Trust falls
- Big-picture thinking
- Practice interacting with women and minority voters.
- How to increase our approval ratings: What root canals, traffic jams, cockroaches and head lice are doing right.
- Remedial hurricane recovery
- Your inner Tea Party and you
- Have dinner paid for by lobbyists