why do the ruiners love chicken?

why do the ruiners love chicken?

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Mike Loofapad

Hamburg, NY

#2 Apr 28, 2014
Mike Fowler wrote:
The subject of Nogs and their infatuation with fried chicken has puzzled mankind for centuries, but really isn't all that much of a mystery. Since time began, Nogs scrounged the jungle floor for food -- including scattered grains and seeds that occasionally fell there. The chief rival in this pursuit were birds, who's beaks, claws, and wings were formidable weapons. Nogs frequently got their azzes kicked by large birds, and have hated them with a vengeance ever since. By eating fried chicken, Nogs are celebrating their "triumph" over their former arch-enemies, much as Nogs will cannibalistically consume the flesh of rival tribesman. Nogs enjoy seeing other creatures suffering in a horrible manner. Nogs are sick, twisted monkeys that have no limits to their violence and depravity.
Outstanding post
Sam Beau

Summer Shade, KY

#3 Apr 29, 2014
I doubt the coons ever et chicken in Africa before the white man arrived,'cause chickens are domesticated creatures, and we know that the jiggerboos are far too lazy to ever domesticate any animal- even their own knigglets.
Of course, once humans arrived and brought chickens with them, the knigurs could steal them, and so began their love affair with chicken, because they were easy to carry and conceal.
Mike Neospermburper

San Jose, CA

#4 Apr 29, 2014
I think Mike was referring to much larger predatory birds in the jungles and saying that the modern consumption of chicken is more of a symbolic gesture.

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