Who Showed Up at the Blackthorn for Lunch Today

Created by Lifeeeeee Coachhhhhhhhhhh on May 24, 2013

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tbird

“WHAT Troll?”

Since: Jan 11

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#23 Jun 5, 2013
You'll only need Wally and CindyBird as your pallbearers since there are only two handles on a garbage can.

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Yeah, and you only got two lovehandles on your lardass. Why don't you grab with both hands and pull it over your head. Unless its already there.

Since: Jan 13

Montgomery, AL

#26 Jun 6, 2013
Why dont you bunch of Nancy Boys set up a play date and punch the shit out of each other like real men instead on trading dumb ass barbs at each other on Topix. Holy crap Ive never seen so much pussified bullshit in my life!

Since: Feb 10

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#27 Jun 6, 2013
TheWeaponSystem wrote:
Why dont you bunch of Nancy Boys set up a play date and punch the shit out of each other like real men instead on trading dumb ass barbs at each other on Topix. Holy crap Ive never seen so much pussified bullshit in my life!
Been there done that.
Gump, the Commie and myself had lunch at Jack Astors and Life was invited but didn't have the balls to show up.
But he turns around and tries to tell everybody on here that he showed and none of us did.
He has done this several times.
I would like to sit down and talk to the fat slob but with him even being 6 foot 2 in. and 400 plus lbs. and can carry a gun, he is afraid to meet with me, a 64 yr old man that is 5'7" and 165, he is afraid I will take that gun of his away from him and put it where the sun doesn't shine and blow his brains out.
Maybe someday he will find his balls and show up BUT I really don't think that will ever happen.
He will do just what he has always done, come on here and tell everybody I didn't show up someplace, He forgets that he never invites me.
Have a nice day
Huh

Lancaster, NY

#28 Jun 6, 2013
tbird19482 wrote:
<quoted text>Been there done that.
Gump, the Commie and myself had lunch at Jack Astors and Life was invited but didn't have the balls to show up.
But he turns around and tries to tell everybody on here that he showed and none of us did.
He has done this several times.
I would like to sit down and talk to the fat slob but with him even being 6 foot 2 in. and 400 plus lbs. and can carry a gun, he is afraid to meet with me, a 64 yr old man that is 5'7" and 165, he is afraid I will take that gun of his away from him and put it where the sun doesn't shine and blow his brains out.
Maybe someday he will find his balls and show up BUT I really don't think that will ever happen.
He will do just what he has always done, come on here and tell everybody I didn't show up someplace, He forgets that he never invites me.
Have a nice day
Did you seriously threaten to "blow his brains out?" Are you kidding me? You should be reported....
tbird19482

Kansas City, MO

#29 Jun 6, 2013
Huh wrote:
Did you seriously threaten to "blow his brains out?" Are you kidding me? You should be reported....
I've reported my self to the spiderweb master.

Have an ice knight.

Since: Feb 10

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#30 Jun 6, 2013
Huh wrote:
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Did you seriously threaten to "blow his brains out?" Are you kidding me? You should be reported....
WHAT BRAINS??????????
You can't blow out something that isn't there or does NOT exist.
He does NOT have the BALLS to show up because, like he said he is afraid I would harm him.
It would be HIM that was carrying the gun and would have to pull it out, then I would take it away from him, it is called self defence.
NOW Lets see he is over twice my size and is about 7 or 8 years younger than I am.
If anything I should be the one that is afraid to meet him because he IS TWICE as big as I am and a lot younger than I am.
Besides he is AFRAID that IF he did meet me and had his gun on him[ and if he went to use it] I would take it away from him and shove it where the sun doesn't shine and blow his brains out, THAT is NOT a threat,[ again it would be self defence] I was just saying why he won't come meet me.
And the fact that he doesn't have the balls to ever show up.
I never said I would do it.
BUT if he ever does pull a gun on me you can bet it will be inserted so deep and I will pull the trigger.
But you don't have to worry about that because HE will never show up, he doesn't have the balls
Have a nice night

Since: Feb 10

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#32 Jun 6, 2013
Lifeeee Coaaachhhh wrote:
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The day I was at the Blackthorn my 5 shot 38 was left in the glove box of my van parked about 50 yards south on the other side of Seneca Street. I don't want to fight you. We are both too old for that nonsense. I just wanted to buy you lunch but it would have to be a take out order because you are not allowed in the Blackthorn
I will tell you what IF you have the balls to show up big mouth, and we can agree on a day I will meet you at the Blackthorn and if I don't get kicked out like YOU say I will you not only buy lunch but you pay the total bill.
As of now I know I am busy till the 20th or so of june so lets see when we can make it after that.
Make sure you bring lots of money because I am not going to get kicked out like you keep telling everybody I am.
Have a nice night

Since: Jan 13

Montgomery, AL

#35 Jun 7, 2013
And so it goes on and on and on! 8th grade called, they want their attitudes back!

Since: Feb 10

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#36 Jun 7, 2013
Lifeeee Coaaachhhh wrote:
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Friday June 21st at noon
I like the fish fry
When you get kicked out I will get the food as takeout and we we eat on the tailgate of my truck. Is Voice of Genius also invited?
I will try to keep that date and time open.
Have a nice day
wow

Hamburg, NY

#38 Jun 7, 2013
Seriously???

wow...

“I STOLE MYSELF AGAIN!”

Since: May 13

Wallsend Pineville Kentucky

#39 Jun 9, 2013
Lief_shriner wrote:
You'll only need Wally and CindyBird as your pallbearers since there are only two handles on a garbage can.
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Yeah, and you only got two lovehandles on your lardass. Why don't you grab with both hands and pull it over your head. Unless its already there.
If you are finished with this foolishness,I do believe that there are bigger fish to fry at the moment then myself or anyone else on this forum. There is work to be done back home. I do think we can work together on something.... How about it?
factcheck

Mystic, CT

#40 Jun 10, 2013
Lifeeee Coaaachhhh wrote:
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As usual you will no show then lie about
I will be there anyway because they have a great fish fry
You guys are on the verge of a Rodney King moment. Not the last 10 years where he was a hardcore criminal. I meant the poor victim "can't we all just get along" version of the man. Don't let it slip away.

Make sure they don't gyp you on the tartar sauce.
Spelling_Bee

Kansas City, MO

#41 Jun 22, 2013
Lifeeee Coaaachhhh wrote:
Friday June 21st at noon
I like the fish fry
When you get kicked out I will get the food as takeout and we we eat on the tailgate of my truck. Is Voice of Genius also invited?
I was at the Blackthorn between 11:00 AM and 1:00 PM, and Wally was a no show, again.
GUMPNF

North Tonawanda, NY

#42 Jun 22, 2013
Spelling_Bee wrote:
<quoted text>I was at the Blackthorn between 11:00 AM and 1:00 PM, and Wally was a no show, again.
Wally was at my Love Canal hovel enjoying a fine lunch of pickled cysts, sauted carbuncles and armpit sweat.

CindyBird stayed busy doing push-ups in the zucchini patch.

Since: Feb 10

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#43 Jun 22, 2013
Spelling_Bee wrote:
<quoted text>I was at the Blackthorn between 11:00 AM and 1:00 PM, and Wally was a no show, again.
You are getting to be as big a liar as coach is.
And He is the biggest liar on the web.
Have a nice afternoon liar

Since: Feb 10

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#44 Jun 22, 2013
GUMPNF wrote:
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Wally was at my Love Canal hovel enjoying a fine lunch of pickled cysts, sauted carbuncles and armpit sweat.
CindyBird stayed busy doing push-ups in the zucchini patch.
And YOU are one really sick s.o.b.
Have a nice day and look into getting some help
GUMPNF

North Tonawanda, NY

#46 Jun 22, 2013
tbird19482 wrote:
<quoted text>And YOU are one really sick s.o.b.
Have a nice day and look into getting some help
Why thank you, Walter.
I do like a paunchy gent with a chinstrap beard and a pierced ear.

Stop soon for lunch.
I have fresh boils to lance.

Since: Feb 10

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#47 Jun 22, 2013
Lifffffe Coachhhh wrote:
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Pickled cysts????
That is one of the best things I have ever read on this forum
YOU would think that was cool.
You are as sick as he is.
So just why didn't you show up this time?
I guess it is YOU that can't go into the Blackthorn or you would have been there., seeing they don't like sons of old drunk firefighters their fathers and Grandfathers had to do all the extra work for and cover up for, for YEARS because they were always too drunk to even get on the truck let alone handle a fire hose and put out a fire, one of the " real" firemen set so they could get some overtime.
Well seeing that YOU can't go into the Blackthorn, we will have to see if we can find a place that YOU haven't been thrown out of yet.
Have a nice night

Since: Feb 10

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#49 Jun 22, 2013
Lifeeeeee Coachhhhhhhhhhh wrote:
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I have been thrown out of only one bar in my entire life. That was usncle Sam's out in Cheektowaga back in about 1975 for calling a stuck up girl the "c-word"
IF YOU say so.
Like I said, I heard that sons of old drunk irish so called " firemen" that couldn't do their job and all the rest of the dept. had to cover for them are even less welcome in the Blackthorn than Volunteer firefighters are.
Somebody in there once said that they use to send your dad out to start a fire when he was so drunk he thought it would be fun and they all could get some overtime, is that true?
That may be why he told you that the Vollys did it, He didn't want anybody to know it was him doing it when he was so drunk he couldn't even do his job.
I can't say if this is all true or not it is just what I heard from some of the old firemen that hang out there.
Have a nice night

Since: Feb 10

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#51 Jun 23, 2013
Lifffffe Coachhhh wrote:
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I just printed out your post and mailed it to the Blackthorn
Good For You.
Now do I stop in there this afternoon and have a good laugh with them about it?
Or do I wait till Hugger gets done ROFLHAO?
I am sure they think you are a real nut job.
Have a nice day LOL, LOl, LOL

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