Lawsuit shuts down Buffalo Jills
Posted in the Buffalo Forum
#1 Apr 24, 2014
Great, 5 scorned vengeful, bitter hoores have in effect shut down the Jills.
Notice they are all FORMER Jills, not current. Meaning they were recently cut after tryouts last month.
How were they so stupid NOT to know what being a Jill entailed and the hours involved. All this was told to them at tryouts. Did they think they would only have to show up on Sundays for free football? Then they must be Tards.
Of course you will have to do hours of practice. And do promotional appearances, sometimes at functions that included alcohol which means drunk horny male Bills fans.
Awww, too bad you had to do a Jumping Jacks Jiggle test and got flabby since last season.
You wouldnt have even come close to making the Dallas Cowgirl Cheerleaders. That is the standard. Did you think you were gonna hook up with one of the players and gold dig?
I hope they make your names public soon, so we can mock and deride you. Also that you are banned from any future Bills games too.
Since: Oct 12
#2 Apr 25, 2014
They even have to buy their own uniforms?
#3 Apr 26, 2014
I doubt I could pass the jiggle test. Too many parts flopping in opposite directions.
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