Matt Kruse

Buffalo, NY

#402 Feb 25, 2013
Kilhoffer Street Rules wrote:
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Matt lives almost across from that fire on Timon where that woman died trying to save her kid.
That was the worse fire I ever saw. The woman died trying to go back in to save her son, but the kid survived. It seems like an accilerator was used. It is burnt right onto the ground and an abandoned house next to it on the right side is destroyed.
A man on the other side is remodeling his place and there was some damage to it also. It will be wide open over there once the rubble is cleared away and will resemble your area.
That woman only lived there for a couple of months, and it is a sad thing.
Buck Rohde

Buffalo, NY

#403 Feb 27, 2013
Matt Kruse wrote:
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That was the worse fire I ever saw. The woman died trying to go back in to save her son, but the kid survived. It seems like an accilerator was used. It is burnt right onto the ground and an abandoned house next to it on the right side is destroyed.
A man on the other side is remodeling his place and there was some damage to it also. It will be wide open over there once the rubble is cleared away and will resemble your area.
That woman only lived there for a couple of months, and it is a sad thing.
Matt,

Too bad about that fire. Did any of the embers and crap get onto your property?

To change the topic, I noticed another ugly basturd in the comics, and that is that bulb nosed, ugly crab, CRANKSHAFT. Shoot the ugly basturd. ROTFLMFAO
Kilhoffer Street Rules

Buffalo, NY

#404 Feb 27, 2013
Buck Rohde wrote:
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Matt,
Too bad about that fire. Did any of the embers and crap get onto your property?
To change the topic, I noticed another ugly basturd in the comics, and that is that bulb nosed, ugly crab, CRANKSHAFT. Shoot the ugly basturd. ROTFLMFAO
You know Buck, if I ran this country and had my druthers, I would bomb those drug cartels and freak mooselims right off the map.I often thought Hitler had the right idea and I would have gas chambers set up to rid the US of freaks and other obnoxious people like Crankshaft etc..
Buck Rohde

Buffalo, NY

#405 Feb 27, 2013
Kilhoffer Street Rules wrote:
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You know Buck, if I ran this country and had my druthers, I would bomb those drug cartels and freak mooselims right off the map.I often thought Hitler had the right idea and I would have gas chambers set up to rid the US of freaks and other obnoxious people like Crankshaft etc..
Killy,

Not being an athiest, I will let God take care of all that ugly trash out there. The authors of those ugly looking dorks out there will get their karma, if you get my drift?

I sucked down a quart of bourban today and had a couple 40s of Colt45 so I am a little late in answering posts.
Kilhoffer Street Rules

Buffalo, NY

#406 Feb 27, 2013
Buck Rohde wrote:
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Killy,
Not being an athiest, I will let God take care of all that ugly trash out there. The authors of those ugly looking dorks out there will get their karma, if you get my drift?
I sucked down a quart of bourban today and had a couple 40s of Colt45 so I am a little late in answering posts.
If I ever sucked down that much,I wouldn't be able to post for a week.
Buck Rohde

Buffalo, NY

#407 Feb 28, 2013
Something that would jive up the comics is if Mr. Wilson and Crankshaft would develope some really gross habits that a lot of geezers have like pooping and peeing in their pants and picking their noses and making their ugly old bat wives clean up the mess.

It would really be funny if there were guests at their houses sitting around the dinner table and those fellows would belch and expel gas and make grunting sounds.When they were done eating, they would lay on the sofa even with the guests still there and dump a load in their baggy pants.

ROTFLMFAO
Tequila Sheila

Buffalo, NY

#408 Feb 28, 2013
Buck Rohde wrote:
Something that would jive up the comics is if Mr. Wilson and Crankshaft would develope some really gross habits that a lot of geezers have like pooping and peeing in their pants and picking their noses and making their ugly old bat wives clean up the mess.
It would really be funny if there were guests at their houses sitting around the dinner table and those fellows would belch and expel gas and make grunting sounds.When they were done eating, they would lay on the sofa even with the guests still there and dump a load in their baggy pants.
ROTFLMFAO
That Peter Griffin from Family Guy fits that description,but I would like seeing real people doing that stuff. Somebody like Pat Robertson from the 700 club or Jay Leno etc. Maybe that girl from that laugh a sentence show, The Big Bang Theory.
Buck Rohde

Buffalo, NY

#409 Feb 28, 2013
Tequila Sheila wrote:
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That Peter Griffin from Family Guy fits that description,but I would like seeing real people doing that stuff. Somebody like Pat Robertson from the 700 club or Jay Leno etc. Maybe that girl from that laugh a sentence show, The Big Bang Theory.
Sheila,

I gotta tell you that seeing real people like that and doing funny vulgar stuff, would afford me some bigtime kixxxxxx, but it would never happen.

Seeing NO NECK doing his weather report showing his right profile wearing super sagging pants and expelling smelly gas and grunting and belching would be a real fun thingy, if you get ny drift?
Buck Rohde

Buffalo, NY

#410 Feb 28, 2013
Speaking of real people doing those things, that crippled midget Matt Roloff, getting drunk on one of his vacations, and falling on a hotel lobby sofa and blasting a huge load of poop in his pants.
Buck Rohde

Buffalo, NY

#411 Mar 1, 2013
One cripple athiest who could use a good come uppance is that Steven Hawking.I would like to see him out on a farm knocked out of his wheelchair into a hot steaming pile of cow or horse poop.I read someplace that his caretakers play funny jokes on him.
Tequila Sheila

Buffalo, NY

#412 Mar 1, 2013
Buck Rohde wrote:
One cripple athiest who could use a good come uppance is that Steven Hawking.I would like to see him out on a farm knocked out of his wheelchair into a hot steaming pile of cow or horse poop.I read someplace that his caretakers play funny jokes on him.
In the Puritan days, the locals would have burned that freak at the stake.
Arnold Stang

Buffalo, NY

#413 Mar 1, 2013
Buck Rohde wrote:
One cripple athiest who could use a good come uppance is that Steven Hawking.I would like to see him out on a farm knocked out of his wheelchair into a hot steaming pile of cow or horse poop.I read someplace that his caretakers play funny jokes on him.
Rohde (and all your other alter egos), I've taken to checking the obituary most days in the Buffalo News, hoping to see your name there. When it shows up some day, the world will have been rid of another festering carbuncle on its arse, and some of us will toast your absence.
You said carbuncle

North Tonawanda, NY

#414 Mar 1, 2013
Arnold Stang wrote:
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Rohde (and all your other alter egos), I've taken to checking the obituary most days in the Buffalo News, hoping to see your name there. When it shows up some day, the world will have been rid of another festering carbuncle on its arse, and some of us will toast your absence.
Why would you want a festering arse carbuncle on toast?

Do you know GUMP?
Buck Rohde

Buffalo, NY

#415 Mar 1, 2013
Arnold Stang wrote:
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Rohde (and all your other alter egos), I've taken to checking the obituary most days in the Buffalo News, hoping to see your name there. When it shows up some day, the world will have been rid of another festering carbuncle on its arse, and some of us will toast your absence.
Arnie,

I hate to rain on your parade, but my name will never be in any newspaper cuz I am donating my body for body parts.

There may be a write up showing how wonderful it was of me to donate those parts and crap. It would probably use my full first name of Buchaneer.
Buck Rohde

Buffalo, NY

#417 Mar 1, 2013
Matt Kruse wrote:
Buck, remember the kicks we used to get on the old Yahoo stock message boards from 2000 to about 2010? It all started on the XRX board then moved to IKN and other boards. All those Chucks and other fools posting round the clock and hammering out recos.Those boards really suck now with all the dumb changes.
Matt,

I think the best poster over there was chuckoldsotdean with all of his crude inventions and his ghetto way of speaking.Remember Virginia Jim and all of his clones?

Remember that contest we had to see how much money we could lose in a month, and you lost over 100K ?
Matt Kruse

Buffalo, NY

#418 Mar 2, 2013
Buck Rohde wrote:
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Matt,
I think the best poster over there was chuckoldsotdean with all of his crude inventions and his ghetto way of speaking.Remember Virginia Jim and all of his clones?
Remember that contest we had to see how much money we could lose in a month, and you lost over 100K ?
Back in those days it was almost impossible to lose in the market, so losing 100K was no big deal.Not like that now. I think YHOO purposly made those boards almost impossible to navigate and is worse than Facebook and Twitter.
One of my favorites on YHOO was Mota Fat Boy Stud who would gorge on food for a week then put on a show in some dump on Cudaback st in the Falls.He had a cork in his anus and lay in a bed and suck down a quart of prune juice. Cutie, Old Sot's daughter would pull the cork out, and he would blast a load of poop 50 feet that would cover just about everything in the room.The people would go ape.
Loretta Swit

Buffalo, NY

#419 Mar 2, 2013
Please become deceased. By your own hand(s), of course. You're both overdue.
Buck Rohde

Buffalo, NY

#420 Mar 2, 2013
Matt Kruse wrote:
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Back in those days it was almost impossible to lose in the market, so losing 100K was no big deal.Not like that now. I think YHOO purposly made those boards almost impossible to navigate and is worse than Facebook and Twitter.
One of my favorites on YHOO was Mota Fat Boy Stud who would gorge on food for a week then put on a show in some dump on Cudaback st in the Falls.He had a cork in his anus and lay in a bed and suck down a quart of prune juice. Cutie, Old Sot's daughter would pull the cork out, and he would blast a load of poop 50 feet that would cover just about everything in the room.The people would go ape.
Matt,

Just hearing those names have brought back many fond memories.

Remember Baked Toes over there and how Fat Boy talked him into renting space in his apartment. Baked Toes would go out to work and Fat Boy ate and drank up everything in sight including the cat food.He mooched and never paid anything and because of his 400 pounds wrecked Baked Toes new king sized bed and broke the toilet seat and did his jobs in the bathtub and cat litter box.

What a riot those goofs were and I wish they would start posting over here, if you get my drift?
Matt Kruse

Buffalo, NY

#421 Mar 2, 2013
Buck Rohde wrote:
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Matt,
Just hearing those names have brought back many fond memories.
Remember Baked Toes over there and how Fat Boy talked him into renting space in his apartment. Baked Toes would go out to work and Fat Boy ate and drank up everything in sight including the cat food.He mooched and never paid anything and because of his 400 pounds wrecked Baked Toes new king sized bed and broke the toilet seat and did his jobs in the bathtub and cat litter box.
What a riot those goofs were and I wish they would start posting over here, if you get my drift?
When Baked toes went out to work, Baked toes ugly old bat of an aunt, Bernice would visit Fat boy and they would get drunk together.
Once they went thru Baked toes dresser and found his pellet pistol and ammo and shot all of the Furbie babies and Beanie babies off of the mantel.They made a filthy mess of that apartment. Once Baked toes uncle, Backdoor Andy had a threesome over there with Bernice and Fat boy and really stunk up Baked toes bed.
Matt Kruse

Buffalo, NY

#422 Mar 2, 2013
Loretta Swit wrote:
Please become deceased. By your own hand(s), of course. You're both overdue.
None of us old Flat Iron boys like reading that negative rot.

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