created by: Billy Like | May 4, 2010

Buffalo, NY

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How often do you FART

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  • Never
  • I'm a girl we don't do that
  • Once in the morning
  • Often
  • Everytime I get up to walk
  • Every now and then
  • When I get hungry
  • When I get excited
  • Only when I'm in church
  • Only in Elevators
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“I need a beer.!”

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#22
May 8, 2010
 

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I fart when my thong is too tight.!
Tbird

White Plains, NY

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#23
May 10, 2010
 
Some times I run out off heir. Then its oops in my under where.
Lisa

Fords, NJ

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#24
May 10, 2010
 
otis_campbell wrote:
I fart when my thong is too tight.!
is that really a picture of you? it's not very becoming of you.
Larry Mondello

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#25
May 10, 2010
 
Lisa wrote:
<quoted text>is that really a picture of you? it's not very becoming of you.
Lisa...what size bra do you wear?
LaTwinda

Spring Hill, FL

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May 10, 2010
 

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I produce loud thunder farts ........

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e293/untame...
Lisa

Fords, NJ

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#27
May 10, 2010
 
Larry Mondello wrote:
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Lisa...what size bra do you wear?
Lumpy..you're such a kidder!!
Sgt Schultz

Tonawanda, NY

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#28
May 10, 2010
 
LaTwinda wrote:
I produce loud thunder farts ........
http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e293/untame...
Hey! That's Lisa!
Life Coach

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#29
May 10, 2010
 
TBirds wont admit he does that
B Hynd

Spring Hill, FL

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#30
May 11, 2010
 
Wal-Mart is a good store to walk around and ........ fart.
Lisa

Fords, NJ

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#31
May 11, 2010
 
Sgt Schultz wrote:
<quoted text>Hey! That's Lisa!
I'm not gonna go there and look at that website cuz its probably something mean and spiteful! What have I ever done to you to be so mean?
Gomer

Fords, NJ

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#32
May 14, 2010
 
Lisa ...they don't mean a thang personally...just laugh it off and vote!

“youbeateverythin g youknowthat ”

Since: Apr 07

Buffalo, NY

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#33
May 15, 2010
 
Gomer wrote:
Lisa ...they don't mean a thang personally...just laugh it off and vote!
I did not post that!
Lisa

Buffalo, NY

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#34
May 15, 2010
 
Gomer wrote:
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I did not post that!
I know Gomer! It doesn't have that cute picture on it!:-)

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#35
Apr 6, 2013
 
Uncle Timmy wrote:
I only fart when Jimmy pulls his finger out of my behinder.
He smells it before picking his nose.
Two dudes each with an anal fixation!

“Communism. It's everywhere!”

Since: May 08

Lockport, NY

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#36
Apr 7, 2013
 
I fart whenever necessary and when circumstances demand. Farting is a particularly effective offensive and retaliatory measure when traditional offensive and retaliatory measures are not available or practical.

Last week I attended a conference in South America. During the conference I happened to sit next to a rather talkative know it all type that felt it necessary to comment upon everything the speaker said. As luck would have it, I had to sit next to this SOB on my flight back to the states. When dinner was served I asked the flight attendant for an extra measure of salad and cheese as well as three beers. As I started drifting into unconsciousness somewhere south of Peru, I could feel the gas pressure building inside. As this obnoxious bastard was talking, I drifted off to sleep only to be awakened whenever the need to fart was necessary. Let me say that at my age the old sphincter muscle isn't what it used to be. I went from the short high-pitched farts of my youth to the long sloppy farts that one can reasonably expect in their sunset years. Those sloppy-assed wet-sounding farts couldn't be muffled by the typical business-class seat cushion either. These farts were loud, sloppy, and distinctive. One fart had a duration of at least 20 seconds. I returned to consciousness somewhere north of Miami. Given that it was 7,512 miles from Santiago to Atlanta, I estimate I tortured this poor bastard for approximately 6,000 miles. Additionally, it was a full flight and as such, there were no means of escape.

When I was fully awake no one mentioned the gas attacks on the flight. Nothing was said about my sleep apnea either. That must've been as annoying as hell too. Had anybody mentioned anything about this, my response would've been "Screw You! That's life in the big city and international finance. Deal with it."

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Batavia, NY

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#37
Apr 7, 2013
 
I fart when ever I hit a large jackpot at the local Racino.

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Apr 7, 2013
 

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I fart when Life Coach needs the truth. Besides if he is lucky there may be some corn in it for him.
Larry Mondello

Buffalo, NY

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#39
Apr 8, 2013
 
I usually hold my farts until I'm in a room full of people so as many people as possible can experience the pleasure of the smell of my rotting intestines.

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