How often do you FART

How often do you FART

Created by Billy Like on May 4, 2010

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Never

I'm a girl we don't do that

Once in the morning

Often

Everytime I get up to walk

Every now and then

When I get hungry

When I get excited

Only when I'm in church

Only in Elevators

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Billy Like

East Hampton, CT

#1 May 4, 2010
All the above!! Ever heard of a Dutch Oven?
Lisa

East Hampton, CT

#2 May 4, 2010
What kind of poll is this? You ARE so Immature!!
Wrong Thread Dude

White Plains, NY

#3 May 4, 2010
Lisa wrote:
What kind of poll is this? You ARE so Immature!!
Do you party? Wanna go to Denny's?
Lisa

East Hampton, CT

#4 May 4, 2010
No..you're from Mount Vernon.
Wrong Thread Dude

White Plains, NY

#5 May 4, 2010
Do you like elevators?
Life Coach

AOL

#6 May 4, 2010
Thoughout the day, I fart in a series between dumps.

I average about 18-30 farts in a 24 hour period

Of course that does not include when I am sleeping. My wife says I fart all night long.

I will set up a camcorder and give you a new estimate
Larry Mondello

Buffalo, NY

#8 May 4, 2010
WNYResident wrote:
Wrong Thread Dude, if you want to party with Lisa, you'll have to go to her house. She hasn't left home in over 30 years because she can't afford to have a hole cut in her roof and be crane lifted out. It might cost less to cut a hole in the side of the house and forklift her out but there's not a forklift in existence that can handle the weight. That said, even if you could extract her from the house, an elevator ride is completely out of the question.
Is ''Lisa'' a little on the heavy side?
Uncle Timmy

Lockport, NY

#9 May 4, 2010
I only fart when Jimmy pulls his finger out of my behinder.
He smells it before picking his nose.

“youbeateverythin g youknowthat ”

Since: Apr 07

Buffalo, NY

#10 May 4, 2010
I'm assuming this thread was started by Larry the Cable Guy.
Lisa

East Hampton, CT

#12 May 5, 2010
WNYResident wrote:
Wrong Thread Dude, if you want to party with Lisa, you'll have to go to her house. She hasn't left home in over 30 years because she can't afford to have a hole cut in her roof and be crane lifted out. It might cost less to cut a hole in the side of the house and forklift her out but there's not a forklift in existence that can handle the weight. That said, even if you could extract her from the house, an elevator ride is completely out of the question.
You are so funny! I'm over 30? yes..but not even overweight by no means! That was funny thougH!
Lisa

East Hampton, CT

#11 May 5, 2010
Gomer wrote:
I'm assuming this thread was started by Larry the Cable Guy.
YOU got your picture back!!! Hey Gomer!!
Mark Skidmark

Brooksville, FL

#13 May 5, 2010
BURZ

Niagara Falls, NY

#14 May 5, 2010
I dont fart. I burp as a burp is a noise for just a moment . A fart would stink up the neighborhood. The E P A would issue me a citation for polution..
Mark Skidmark

Brooksville, FL

#15 May 5, 2010
A fart is just a turd honking for the right of way.
punK

Buffalo, NY

#16 May 5, 2010
one fart a day, though its 24 hours long.
Lloyd from Lockport

East Hampton, CT

#17 May 6, 2010
Farts are your body's way of signaling that you're going to take a crap soon! so if you'll excuse me..i'm on my way!!!
Lisa

East Hampton, CT

#18 May 7, 2010
Did you make it ? It depends on what I eat. Also if i drink alot of milk!!!:-0
Mark Skidmark

Brooksville, FL

#19 May 7, 2010
Billy Like wrote:
All the above!! Ever heard of a Dutch Oven?
The nights are still cool enough for a Dutch Oven.

http://jp.youtube.com/watch...

“youbeateverythin g youknowthat ”

Since: Apr 07

Buffalo, NY

#20 May 7, 2010
Lisa wrote:
<quoted text>YOU got your picture back!!! Hey Gomer!!
HI LISA, when are we going on a hot date...or even a cold one?
Mr Brown

Brooksville, FL

#21 May 8, 2010
Try to save some farts for Wal-Mart .........

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