Military ballots not counted

Military ballots not counted

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Go Navy

Buffalo, NY

#1 Nov 9, 2012
Would Have Swung Election For Romney
BY DREW ON NOVEMBER 7, 2012 · 244 COMMENTS

WASHINGTON, DC – Sources confirmed today that hundreds of thousands of military absentee ballots were delivered hours after the deadline for them to be counted, with preliminary counts showing that they would have overturned the vote in several states and brought a victory for Governor Mitt Romney.

Officials say the ballots were delivered late due to problems within the military mail system. Tracking invoices show the ballots sat in a warehouse for a month, then they were accidentally labeled as ammunition and shipped to Afghanistan. At Camp Dwyer, Marine Sergeant John Davis signed for them and was surprised at the contents.

“I told Gunny we got a bunch of ballots instead of ammo,” Davis told investigators earlier today.“He told me to file a report of improper delivery and that the chain of command would take care of it. We didn’t hear anything for three weeks. While we were waiting we came under fire so we dumped a bunch of them in the Hescoes. We didn’t dig those ones back out.”

After military officials realized the initial error, the ballots were then sent back to the U.S. but suffered a series of setbacks.

Twelve boxes of ballots were dropped overboard during delivery to the USS Kearsarge (LHD-3) in the Persian Gulf, then while the ship sailed to Bahrain, postal clerks allegedly pocketed whatever ballots they wanted.

The remaining absentee ballots were loaded onto a C-130, but the flight was delayed until November 1st so the crew could get tax free pay for the month. Once the ballots arrived stateside they were promptly mailed to each state’s counting facility, reaching their final destination on November 7th.

“It’s a shame,” Rear Admiral John Dawes said when asked for comment.“I expected a delay so I ordered that everyone cast their votes eight months ago. It’s really unfortunate that our mail system failed us and directly affected the course of history.”

Upon hearing the news, angry Republicans have begun a demand for a recount, but most military absentee voters have shrugged off the news, with many wondering whether the care packages their families sent six months ago were ever going to show up

Read more: http://www.duffelblog.com/2012/11/military-ab...

miltary ballots not counted
Stupid Jimmy

Buffalo, NY

#2 Nov 9, 2012
Hahahahahahaha!!

You Really are the STUPIDEST of IDIOTS!!!

This website is NOT A REAL NEWS WEBSITE!! You and the rest of wingnut world have been DUPED!!! This story is FALSE, a PARODY, SATIRE!!

This is directly from The Duffle Blog website:
http://www.duffelblog.com/about/

About Us:

The Duffel Blog serves the men and women of the US Military with a daily dose of military humor, funny military pictures, and faux news. We take an interesting and funny look at military life. We focus on veterans, military stories, defense, politics (sometimes) and life on base — with a comedic twist. We are in no way, shape, or form, a real news outlet. Just about everything on this website is satirical in nature.

Who We Are

If you’ve ever wondered who is behind all of this, it’s a highly-trained staff of writers that adopt the Duffel Writing Style. This style needs three points for the writer to be effective: a fair amount of creativity, a military background, and heavy drinking.

Founder: Paul
o Former Marine Infantry Sergeant
o Served with 81s Platoon, Weapons Co, 3rd Battalion, 3rd Marines
o Combat Instructor, Infantry Training Battalion, School of Infantry (WEST)
o Headquarters Battalion, 3rd Marine Division

Contributors:
o We are disgruntled Marines, annoyed Army Guys, sickened Sailors… and we even got some people from the Air Force too!

And now, onto the legal disclaimers…

Legal Crap

The content of this site is parody. No composition should be regarded as truthful, and no reference of an individual, company, or military unit seeks to inflict malice or emotional harm.
All characters, groups, and military units appearing in these works are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, or actual military units and companies is purely coincidental.

You, Jimmy, are a FOOL!!!
Gay Navy

Buffalo, NY

#3 Nov 9, 2012
I wish that Jimmy would spend more time looking for a job
Zetardo

Grand Island, NY

#4 Nov 9, 2012
Stupid Jimmy wrote:
Hahahahahahaha!!
You Really are the STUPIDEST of IDIOTS!!!
This website is NOT A REAL NEWS WEBSITE!! You and the rest of wingnut world have been DUPED!!! This story is FALSE, a PARODY, SATIRE!!
This is directly from The Duffle Blog website:
http://www.duffelblog.com/about/
About Us:
The Duffel Blog serves the men and women of the US Military with a daily dose of military humor, funny military pictures, and faux news. We take an interesting and funny look at military life. We focus on veterans, military stories, defense, politics (sometimes) and life on base — with a comedic twist. We are in no way, shape, or form, a real news outlet. Just about everything on this website is satirical in nature.
Who We Are
If you’ve ever wondered who is behind all of this, it’s a highly-trained staff of writers that adopt the Duffel Writing Style. This style needs three points for the writer to be effective: a fair amount of creativity, a military background, and heavy drinking.
Founder: Paul
o Former Marine Infantry Sergeant
o Served with 81s Platoon, Weapons Co, 3rd Battalion, 3rd Marines
o Combat Instructor, Infantry Training Battalion, School of Infantry (WEST)
o Headquarters Battalion, 3rd Marine Division
Contributors:
o We are disgruntled Marines, annoyed Army Guys, sickened Sailors… and we even got some people from the Air Force too!
And now, onto the legal disclaimers…
Legal Crap
The content of this site is parody. No composition should be regarded as truthful, and no reference of an individual, company, or military unit seeks to inflict malice or emotional harm.
All characters, groups, and military units appearing in these works are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, or actual military units and companies is purely coincidental.
You, Jimmy, are a FOOL!!!
Shhhh...
Zetard thinks the Onion is real news.
Z Media

Buffalo, NY

#5 Nov 9, 2012
of course if the liberals wefren't so fat, stupid and lazy they could have google the message title up and see who pages of different websites, but alas, liberals are far too ignorant.

Military Absentee Ballots Delivered One Day

I could have used dozens of websites saying this. I'm not lazy like the queers liberals on Topix.

http://www.forbes.com/sites/rickungar/2012/09...

http://askmarion.wordpress.com/2012/11/08/mil...

Obama Accused Of Suppressing Military Vote By Withholding Absentee Ballots

So MSNBC Chris Matthews are you going to do a story on the vote suppression of our military?
I doubt it. Where did all those cheating voting booths go?

The remaining absentee ballots were loaded onto a C-130, but the ..... If only one vote of a
military person was not counted, that is one vote too ...

The military would have voted for Mitt Romney in large numbers and who knows how many states
would have won if their ballots were counted.
Snifflin in KT

North Tonawanda, NY

#6 Nov 9, 2012
Go Navy wrote:
Would Have Swung Election For Romney
BY DREW ON NOVEMBER 7, 2012 · 244 COMMENTS
WASHINGTON, DC – Sources confirmed today that hundreds of thousands of military absentee ballots were delivered hours after the deadline for them to be counted, with preliminary counts showing that they would have overturned the vote in several states and brought a victory for Governor Mitt Romney.
Officials say the ballots were delivered late due to problems within the military mail system. Tracking invoices show the ballots sat in a warehouse for a month, then they were accidentally labeled as ammunition and shipped to Afghanistan. At Camp Dwyer, Marine Sergeant John Davis signed for them and was surprised at the contents.
“I told Gunny we got a bunch of ballots instead of ammo,” Davis told investigators earlier today.“He told me to file a report of improper delivery and that the chain of command would take care of it. We didn’t hear anything for three weeks. While we were waiting we came under fire so we dumped a bunch of them in the Hescoes. We didn’t dig those ones back out.”
After military officials realized the initial error, the ballots were then sent back to the U.S. but suffered a series of setbacks.
Twelve boxes of ballots were dropped overboard during delivery to the USS Kearsarge (LHD-3) in the Persian Gulf, then while the ship sailed to Bahrain, postal clerks allegedly pocketed whatever ballots they wanted.
The remaining absentee ballots were loaded onto a C-130, but the flight was delayed until November 1st so the crew could get tax free pay for the month. Once the ballots arrived stateside they were promptly mailed to each state’s counting facility, reaching their final destination on November 7th.
“It’s a shame,” Rear Admiral John Dawes said when asked for comment.“I expected a delay so I ordered that everyone cast their votes eight months ago. It’s really unfortunate that our mail system failed us and directly affected the course of history.”
Upon hearing the news, angry Republicans have begun a demand for a recount, but most military absentee voters have shrugged off the news, with many wondering whether the care packages their families sent six months ago were ever going to show up
Read more: http://www.duffelblog.com/2012/11/military-ab...
miltary ballots not counted
Bwahahaha
reality check the truth

Buffalo, NY

#7 Nov 9, 2012
Z Media wrote:
of course if the liberals weren't so fat, stupid and lazy they could have google the message title up and see who pages of different websites, but alas, liberals are far too ignorant.

Military Absentee Ballots Delivered One Day Late

I could have used dozens of websites saying this. I'm not lazy like the queers liberals on Topix.

http://www.forbes.com/sites/rickungar/2012/09...

http://askmarion.wordpress.com/2012/11/08/mil...

Obama Accused Of Suppressing Military Vote By Withholding Absentee Ballots

So MSNBC Chris Matthews are you going to do a story on the vote suppression of our military?

I doubt it. Where did all those cheating voting booths go?

The remaining absentee ballots were loaded onto a C-130, but the ..... If only one vote of a military person was not counted, that is one vote too ...

The military would have voted for Mitt Romney in large numbers and who knows how many states would have won if their ballots were counted.
People can use Google to put in military absentee ballots not counted and gets hundreds of hits.

This is how the liberal Democrats treat our brave men and women of the military. They don't count their votes, but they can get killed in Afghanistan and not have any of it reported on the 6:30 PM news like they did every day when Bush was in office. Gee, why the chnage? To cover Obama's sorry ass and not embarrass him. That's bullshit.

Three NY men died and you didn't hear a peep from the major TV news at 6:30 PM. If not for local news and Fox you won't hear of any soldier deaths.

31 Iraqi's died in a big bomb blast in Iraq. Did you hear or see any of that in the past couple days. No, of course not. News is being hidden.

How about the major rise in US troops suicides or US casualties anywhere. Bush was 630 in 7 1/2 years Obama is 1,420 in just 3 1/2 years in Afghanistan and counting. This is shameful and the way Obama didn't handle the big strom was also shameful.

Obama got what he wanted and left. A photo op with Chris Christie Republican and Obama didn't even bother with New York state. He's the president and could have went anywhere he wanted. Enough of this BS that someobody didn't want him. Gimme a break. That's lame. The president can go where ever he wanted to. Bush made a flyover during Katrina so as not to get in the way and the liberal media vilified him to death.

So suffer you morons.
Stupid Jimmy

Buffalo, NY

#8 Nov 9, 2012
Z Media wrote:
of course if the liberals wefren't so fat, stupid and lazy they could have google the message title up and see who pages of different websites, but alas, liberals are far too ignorant.
Military Absentee Ballots Delivered One Day
I could have used dozens of websites saying this. I'm not lazy like the queers liberals on Topix.
http://www.forbes.com/sites/rickungar/2012/09...
http://askmarion.wordpress.com/2012/11/08/mil...
Obama Accused Of Suppressing Military Vote By Withholding Absentee Ballots
So MSNBC Chris Matthews are you going to do a story on the vote suppression of our military?
I doubt it. Where did all those cheating voting booths go?
The remaining absentee ballots were loaded onto a C-130, but the ..... If only one vote of a
military person was not counted, that is one vote too ...
The military would have voted for Mitt Romney in large numbers and who knows how many states
would have won if their ballots were counted.
Keep going Jimmy. You really are the STUPIDEST of IDIOTS!!

Again...YOU and your Wonderful World of Wingnut Blogs have been DUPED!! In your desperation, you have managed to find stories that are FALSE or that even DEBUNK what you want so badly to believe.

When you "Google up" the original title of your BREAKING NEWS, all that comes up is the original parody/satire on Duffel Blog or from wingnut websites that got DUPED like you into believing it and re-posting it!! Dumbass!

The link you provided to askmarion even plainly states that it is from Duffel Blog and that it is satirical, you FOOL!

The link you provided to forbes is written by someone who DEBUNKS the notion that Obama suppressed the Military Vote by withholding Absentee Ballots....

From the article:

"...Neither the President nor anyone else in the federal government has much to say about the process of delivering absentee ballots..."

"Indeed, the process of absentee voting, for both civilians and the military, is strictly the jurisdiction of the Secretaries of State serving in each of the 50 states."

"...In the most critical of swing states---Ohio, Florida and Virginia---the Secretary of State operations are, in each instance, firmly in the control of Republicans. And if we move on to the next level of key decider states---Colorado, Iowa, Wisconsin and North Carolina---we find two Republicans and two Democrats holding down the job."

Hahahahaha. You are a FOOL!!
Stupid Jimmy

Buffalo, NY

#9 Nov 9, 2012
You have been exposed for the LIAR, FRAUD and MOOCH that you are!!!

Now, we can all see how STUPID you are by the nonsense you just cut and paste.

You LIE about EVERYTHING!! You've LIED about your military service. You've LIED about being a millionaire. You've LIED in order to obtain Government Assistance.

No one believes any of the crap you post...why on earth would they?

CLOWN!!
reality check the truth

Buffalo, NY

#10 Nov 9, 2012
You're ignorant and a liar.

http://www.forbes.com/sites/rickungar/2012/09...

http://askmarion.wordpress.com/2012/11/08/mil...

Obama Accused Of Suppressing Military Vote By Withholding Absentee Ballots
Stupid Jimmy

Buffalo, NY

#11 Nov 9, 2012
reality check the truth wrote:
You're ignorant and a liar.
http://www.forbes.com/sites/rickungar/2012/09...
http://askmarion.wordpress.com/2012/11/08/mil...
Obama Accused Of Suppressing Military Vote By Withholding Absentee Ballots
Hahahahahahaha!!!

Learn to read what you post. You are a FOOL!!!
cull the herd

Buffalo, NY

#12 Nov 10, 2012
reality check the truth wrote:
You're ignorant and a liar.
http://www.forbes.com/sites/rickungar/2012/09...
http://askmarion.wordpress.com/2012/11/08/mil...
Obama Accused Of Suppressing Military Vote By Withholding Absentee Ballots
are you ignorant much?

obama ahead of romneybot by 3.5MILLION VOTES...

can you spell ARITHMETIC????
cull the herd

Buffalo, NY

#13 Nov 10, 2012
EARTH TO JIMMY:

obama was reelected by OVER 3.5 MILLION VOTES...

and YOU ARE STILL STUPID....

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