It's no wonder your grandson is asking his pals to punch you in the face.My days of youth are over,
my torch of life is out,
what used to be my sex appeal is now a water spout.
it used to embarras me for the way it would behave,
in the morning it would stand & watch me shave.
now i get the blues as it hangs to watch me shine my shoes
You filthy filthy pervert.