Why does GUMP have a gimp leg?

Why does GUMP have a gimp leg?

Created by Cyst boom bah on Jul 14, 2013

9 votes

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You-know-who's wife sat on it

Trayvon knocked him down

Dangling scrotum gets in the way

Broken high heel shoe

Al Sharpton kicked him in the knee

Ingrown yellow toenails

Carbuncles on soles of feet

He's a spastic dude

Brain damage

L C beat the old coot senseless


Niagara Falls, NY

#2 Jul 15, 2013
Lifeeeeee Coachhhhhhhhhhh wrote:
Outstanding poll
I voted "carbuncles"
A very outstanding post.
Can we have more like it ?

Niagara Falls, NY

#4 Jul 15, 2013
Lifffffe Coachhhh wrote:
<quoted text>
Lance you boils
A great outstanding post
Now why did you take your daughter to the blackstone / did you bust her cherrie like the vote posts clain ?

Naughty naughty you child molester.
Cyst boom bah

North Tonawanda, NY

#5 Jul 15, 2013
GUMP's gimp leg may be due to an infection he contracted after getting a portrait of Trayvon tattooed on his boil-laden thigh.

GUMP said, "If I had a son, he'd look like Trayvon". Then added, "If I wanted a lover, he'd look like Trayvon".
The tattoo was placed near the scrotum GUMP loves to carress constantly.

Forrest, TONI, CHUMP-a-GUMP etal...you are a horrid creature.

I think you have brain damage.

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