Pope Francis Embraces and Prays for Gump

Pope Francis Embraces and Prays for Gump

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Leaping Change

Linthicum Heights, MD

#1 Nov 7, 2013
GUMPnf

North Tonawanda, NY

#2 Nov 7, 2013
Leaping Change wrote:
http://www.cnn.com/2013/11/07/ world/europe/pope-francis-embr ace/index.html?sr=fb110713pope francis930a
I enjoyed my visit with the Pope.
He smelled of incense and peppermints.

The Holy Father squeezed my head a bit too hard and my ear cyst popped. All was well as the putrid pus ran down my carbuncles and found its way to my mouth.
Yum yum.

What the images did not show was the Pope punching me in my stomach when I mentioned 'bishop polishing'.
The Pope whispered in my ear and warned me that Hell awaits an ignorant bigot such as myself.

Viva La Papa
Leaping Change

Linthicum Heights, MD

#3 Nov 7, 2013
GUMPnf wrote:
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I enjoyed my visit with the Pope.
He smelled of incense and peppermints.
The Holy Father squeezed my head a bit too hard and my ear cyst popped. All was well as the putrid pus ran down my carbuncles and found its way to my mouth.
Yum yum.
What the images did not show was the Pope punching me in my stomach when I mentioned 'bishop polishing'.
The Pope whispered in my ear and warned me that Hell awaits an ignorant bigot such as myself.
Viva La Papa
The Pope was so nice to you, yet you say bad things about the Catholic Church.
GUMPnf

North Tonawanda, NY

#4 Nov 7, 2013
Leaping Change wrote:
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The Pope was so nice to you, yet you say bad things about the Catholic Church.
That Pope of yours can be nice all he wants.

I know in my uneducated heart that dark people, liberals and college grads are inferior to ignorant old racist buzzards.

I love Wally's chin-strap beard and CindyBird's underarm hairy moles.

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