created by: Lump Crown | Jul 23, 2013

Buffalo, NY

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Children's Story About Carbuncles and Gump

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  • 70 Carbuncles
  • 70 Festering pustules
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Lump Crown

Chesapeake, VA

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#1
Jul 23, 2013
 
I googled "carbuncle gump" and there was a children's story about Mrs. Carbuncle and a dog named "gump"
gumpnf

Niagara Falls, NY

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Jul 24, 2013
 
I googled life coach & it came back as a daughter seller
gumpnf

Niagara Falls, NY

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Jul 24, 2013
 
Lump Crown wrote:
I googled "carbuncle gump" and there was a children's story about Mrs. Carbuncle and a dog named "gump"
I googled lumpcrown and it came back as a daughter seller at the blackthorn
Dr Carbuncle

North Tonawanda, NY

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#4
Jul 24, 2013
 
Lump Crown wrote:
I googled "carbuncle gump" and there was a children's story about Mrs. Carbuncle and a dog named "gump"
I've read a similar tale that began, "There was an old coot called GUMP whose wife had Dowager's Hump."

I will need to locate my book of gruesome fairy tales in order to finish the verse.
gumpnf

Niagara Falls, NY

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Jul 25, 2013
 
Dr Carbuncle wrote:
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I've read a similar tale that began, "There was an old coot called GUMP whose wife had Dowager's Hump."
I will need to locate my book of gruesome fairy tales in order to finish the verse.
Go ahead. find your fairytale book. I hope you know how to read instead of looking at hardcore porn pictures pictures.
David Crosby

Mansfield, OH

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#6
Jul 25, 2013
 
I have a few on my scrotum and the head of my wittle penile mechanism. My bulbous waterhead is however carbuncle free. That's because I rub cat urine into my scalp everyday. Have a great Crosby Day!
Dr Carbuncle

North Tonawanda, NY

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Jul 25, 2013
 
gumpnf wrote:
<quoted text>Go ahead. find your fairytale book. I hope you know how to read instead of looking at hardcore porn pictures pictures.
Dear gumpnf, please contact me regarding your stuttering.

For your information, you vile old buzzard, I do not view "pictures pictures".
gumpnf

Niagara Falls, NY

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Jul 25, 2013
 
Dr Carbuncle wrote:
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Dear gumpnf, please contact me regarding your stuttering.
For your information, you vile old buzzard, I do not view "pictures pictures".
More stupidity stupidity from the juvenile juvenile retarded retared twerp twerp from North Tonawanda.
Lump Crown

Chesapeake, VA

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Jul 25, 2013
 
David Crosby wrote:
I have a few on my scrotum and the head of my wittle penile mechanism. My bulbous waterhead is however carbuncle free. That's because I rub cat urine into my scalp everyday. Have a great Crosby Day!
Outstanding post

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#10
Jul 25, 2013
 
I googled Buffalo,Ny Topix and it came back "What a bunch of stupidy"
David Crosby

Mansfield, OH

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Jul 25, 2013
 
Lump Crown wrote:
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Outstanding post
Thank you Mr. Crown. The people on Erie Topix just did not appreciate my outlook on things. Sooooooooooo, I had to shuffle to Buffalo. Peace out and peace of ass is always more appreciated.
David Crosby

Mansfield, OH

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#12
Jul 26, 2013
 
I love carbunkles on my scrotum. Baby Buffalos come over and lick them for me. Wow Weeeeeeeeeee!!
Lump Crown

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Jul 26, 2013
 
David Crosby wrote:
I love carbunkles on my scrotum. Baby Buffalos come over and lick them for me. Wow Weeeeeeeeeee!!
Another active board is Charlotte NC. Check the thread "Are Southerners stupid, or do they just sound that way"

http://www.topix.com/forum/charlotte/TA5MH45K...

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